Mitch: [after seniors threaten him] Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival.Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher: It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle.[shouts]Men![the boys jump] Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.Mitch: Okay.
Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
Darla: We know you they talk about us, what do they say?Shavonne Wright: No they don'tDarla: You're lying you bitch. When you do that I know you're lyingSimone: Come on you can tell us.Shavonne: Don't get madSimone: I'm not gonna get mad I'm just curiousShavonne: Ok she called you a bitch and you a slut[laughs]Darla: She called me a bitch! Thats funny! What a riotSimone: She called me a slut? Ohmygod what a bitchShavonne: Yeah she called you a slut[laughing]Simone: What a bitch she called me a slut. I'm gonna kick her assDarla: You said you wouldn't get madSimone: I'm not mad!
Wooderson: Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
Cynthia: Maybe the 80s will be like radical or something. I figure we'll be in our 20s and it cant' get worse.
Ms. Ginny Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.
Tony: [Wooderson has just driven off after hitting on Cynthia] God, that was so creepy!Mike: Wait, why are you smiling?Cynthia: [shrugs] I thought he was cute.Tony: Ugh, that's disgusting!Mike: You thought he was cute? Do you realize when he graduated we were like three years old?
Cynthia: God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future?
Tony: Yeah I know, like it's all preparation.
Cynthia: Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?
Mike: Death.
Tony: Life of the party.
Mike: It's true.
Cynthia: You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
Clint: What did you just say?Mike: What?Clint: Just now, man. When you walked past, what'd you say?Mike: About what?Clint: You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer."Mike: No, I meant somewhere I smell some pot, you know? It was just an observation.Clint: Oh, an observation, huh? Well who the hell are you, man? Isaac fucking Newton?
Dawson: Not bad for a little freshman but you gotta watch out for older girlsMelvin Spivey: Hey. Come here. We just wanna know something. You gonna be fucking that tonight, or are you gonna be a little wimp?Mitch: [laughs] How do you know I haven't alreadyMelvin Spivey: [clearly pleased, laughs] Go along man, I think its past your bedtime!
Freshman Girl: Will you marry me?Dawson: I don't know. What's in it for me?Freshman Girl: Anything you want?Dawson: Anything?Freshman Girl: Anything.Dawson: [opening his mouth wide] Go like this. Do you spit or swallow?Freshman Girl: Whatever you like.Dawson: Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you.
Pink: Wait a minute. Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods?Jodi: I dunno. This is where they said it would bePink: Really?Jodi: Really? We don't need the beer anyway.[Jodi and Pink start making out]
Jodi: Hey, I got a favour to ask you guys. You know my little brother?Benny O'Donnell: Yeah, Mitch KramerJodi: Ya, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?Pink: Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us.Jodi: Well just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little.[walks off]Benny: Ok. I promise.[Jodi walks off]Dawson: There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that right?Benny: Major bullshit. He's a dead man.
Jodi: Heard they got you pretty bad.Mitch: Yeah.Jodi: They just got Hersh tooMitch: Was it bad?Sabrina Davis: Yeah.Mitch: Was it O'Bannion?Sabrina: I think soMitch: Man I hate that jerk!Sabrina: Hey I didn't know Jodi was you're big sisterMitch: Oh, yeahJodi: Hey, I hear my name over here? You guys talking about me? Mitch, I heard they got you pretty bad. Those guys... you know I asked them to take it easy on you?Mitch: What? Well no wonder!
Michelle Burroughs: Watch them fly... awayPickford: Hey you guys know what that song is about? Its about the aliens. We're the aliens man, we're the savages. We're the savages man.
Tony: [to Sabrina about the hazing] We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals, and we were wondering how someone such as you would subject themselves to the losing end of it all.Jodi: What are we, having social hour over here? You're supposed to be being a bitch.Mike: [after Jodi takes Sabrina away] Am I mistaken or was there some unspoken thing between you and that young vixen... you stud.Tony: Well you know how it is.Mike: Yeah, I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her.Tony: Yeah I bet she is.
Jodi: Is that a beer in your hand?Mitch: Why, yes it is.Jodi: Have you had more than one of those?Mitch: Few. No one's counting.Jodi: When were you supposed to be home?Mitch: Few hours ago I think.Jodi: Thats bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know I was barely let out at your age?Mitch: Aww.Jodi: Aww. Well don't think she won't be waiting up for you. And she is tough. I've been through it.Mitch: Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.
Coach Conrad: Come here, Randy. Come here. You been out with those losers all night?
Slater: Hey, Coach Conrad. Remember me? Second-period gym class?
Coach Conrad: That's the kind of people I was tellin' you about. Trouble like this means nothing to those clowns. You're the one with something to lose.
Pink: Coach, you don't even know them. How can you even pretend to talk that way?
Coach Conrad: Okay, Randy. I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about this. I want you to get your priorities straight, quit hanging out with those hoodlums and sign your commitment to your team. Have you done that yet?
Pink: I'm still thinkin' about it.
Coach Conrad: No one's paying you to think about it, just do it, son!
Pink: You know, Coach, I gotta get goin'. Me and my "loser" friends, you know, we gotta get Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer. Oh, and Coach, I forgot. I might play ball. But I will never sign that!
Tony: [describing his dream] So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
Mike: What?
Tony: I can't say.
Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it’s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything. [pause] Well, best not to think too deep on it.
Mike: Best not.
Tony: Look, I'll see you later.
Mike: See you later. [shaking his head] Sorry.
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