Your birthday wishes don’t always have to stick to the same old boring routine. You can spice things up with some witty humor and lighthearted fun. Funny messages have a way of turning things around and lifting mood. They are a simple yet impactful way to bring a smile to someone’s face on their special day. So why not make it even more special with a touch of laughter?
Before sending any funny messages to someone, it’s important to consider the nature of your relationship with them. Avoid saying anything that might cause them discomfort or sadness.
Our funny birthday wishes are filled with mischief but are not intended to cause anyone pain. They cover different types of relationships. Choose the perfect message and send it to the birthday boy or girl. You might just bring a smile to their face, even if only for a moment.
Best Funny Birthday Wishes
Stop counting the candles on your birthday cake, you will get tired! Have a blast today.
You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!
There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you; you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy.
Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!
I wish some people would stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and certainly wasting the time of others. Happy Birthday!
You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement! 🤣 Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.
Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!
Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who is too sweeter than sugar and spicy than Mexican chili.
Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.
A wise man once said, ‘ Forget about the past; you can’t change it.’ But I’d like to add, ‘Forget about your age, you can’t change that either!’ 🤣 Enjoy your birthday!
You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!
You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!
It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday
Do you know how I always remember your birthday? Well, Facebook does the work for me. Anyways, HBD dear.
Happy birthday! Party hard and scream as loud as you did when you came into the world.
Your youth is soon turning into heart disease and diabetes, so have fun while you still can. Happy birthday!
A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.
Happy Birthday, Girl! May your troubles be as few as your Instagram likes and your blessings be as many as Snapchat filters!
You have come a long way from celebrating your first birthday fully naked to now being fully covered! Happy Birthday! 😀
Happy birthday, dearest. Hope to live long enough to post your wrinkled face and toothless photos.
Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person 😝
Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year 😝
Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good looking enough to be called ‘beautiful. Happy Birthday! 🤣
If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!
I want you to know that even if you become old and wrinkly after ages, I’ll still love you the way I do now. Probably the day is not so far away. Happy birthday 🤣
I didn’t get you a present, so forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t forecast, and most definitely forget about the present. Happy Birthday 😛
Warmest greetings on your day, if someone tries to tag you on “Oldie club” whack them with your walking stick and curse them with your toothless mouth 🤣 Have a blessed day.
Short Funny Birthday Wishes
Some people age gracefully, then there’s you. Happy birthday anyway.
Happy birthday, you old hag. Have fun today.
Happy birthday. I’m only here for the cake.
Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting the earth forever.
Hey beautiful! It’s your birthday! Happy birthday! Now throw me a party!
Thank you for making this day special for us to have cake, food, drink, and lots of fun.
Don’t blow any candles today; your makeup will be destroyed! 😀 Happy Birthday!
Too many candles, too less breaths in you to blow them.
Happy birthday. May God gift you some wisdom.
It feels funny to be around you and realize how younger you are getting each year! 😀
Happy Birthday, girl! You are inching towards finding a husband!
Happy birthday, my little princes. Now grow up and stop being silly!
Happy birthday, silly boy! Now stop being silly and help me be sillier! 😛
You must be tired of blowing the candles off on your birthday! Jokes apart, Happy Birthday!
Your birthday is so special that it needs to be listed as a holiday! Happy Birthday! 😀
Wishing you a happy birthday and your own personal new year!
Happy Birthday to you! The only number that will go up and never down is your age.
Happy Birthday! Make a wish. Quick! Oops too late.
Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend
Happy Birthday my friend! The size of your cake and your body seems to get bigger each year! 😀
Age is just a number, and so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food!
A star was born on this day. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.
The night is still young, but you, my friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s still party, though!
I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday my friend! Now thank me for wishing you my valuable time! 😄
Dear friend, hope this day comes again and again in your life after all this is the only day we do not complain while listening to your whining. Happy birthday xx
May your birthday be filled with all the joy, laughter, and cake you can handle. And if you need someone to help you eat it, I’m your guy.
Happy birthday to my bestie, the one person who understands me even when I don’t understand myself. Let’s keep being weird together.
Happy Birthday to my special friend! I could go on days talking about you but I don’t have the patience to write it all down. Stay cheery!
Wishing my good friend a very happy birthday! You must be drinking some special elixir to stay this young and handsome.
So today is your birthday. Get your gifts first. Some people might change their minds after the party.
This was the date when you accidentally came out of a jungle and started acting like a human. Shouldn’t we celebrate this day? Happiest Birthday to you!
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
I hope you have a great birthday my love! In fact, I know you will! As I am in it! 😀 Happy Birthday!
Wish you many more years of tolerating my tantrums. Happy birthday, honey.
My only regret is that I didn’t meet you sooner so I could have irritated you more. Wishing my beautiful girl, a very happy birthday.
I will not wish you this birthday. Unless you take me on a date! 😀 Happy Birthday anyways!
Your birthday is today. Sad birthday! Because now I cannot sleep as think of your birthday planning! 😛
No matter how old you are, I will always give you the bigger share of the cake! Happy birthday to you, darling!
Happy birthday, baby. Don’t fear getting old; being with an enticing lady like me, your youth is going to last much longer than expected!
Happy birthday to you, love. To celebrate your increasing age, let’s increase your cash transaction too! Let’s go shopping.
The wrinkles on your face make me feel so relieved because you’ve got no options other than me anymore!
I hope you are the happiest that you get to celebrate it with your finest present, yeah- that’s me. Enjoy the day, love. Happy birthday.
So, dear fav man- you are already (insert age)? My condolences. But no worries- gonna love you anyways. Happy birthday, dearest.
Here’s to my handsome aging like a fine wine! Happy Birthday and don’t be too flattered. I’m just being nice to you today.
I’m not a fan of excessively sweet messages, you know. But you should really thank me for tolerating you all these years. Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Her
Happy Birthday to the one girl in my life who I wish never came into my life! 😛 Jokes apart, happy birthday girl! 😊
No matter how much you mature, I’m always going to snuggle you like a baby. Happy birthday, my girl.
I thought of getting you as many flowers as your age, but we don’t have enough space to keep so many flowers at home.
I didn’t get you a birthday cake; because no cake can nearly be as sweet as you. Or maybe, I forgot to get one.
Wish you a happy birthday, my princess. May your weight be disproportionate to your age.
My love, you already have a fascinating, handsome, brave, bright, and hilarious boyfriend. What else do you need? Happy birthday my girl.
Happy birthday baby. I hope to see you wearing the outfit you were born in; someday soon! 😜
You are the youngest (insert age) years old, darling. Damn! How do you manage to look this fine at this age?
Happy birthday, girl! You look as young as sixteen. Well, maybe from a distance, with one eye closed!
Happy Birthday! Here’s to a day filled with lots of ‘Ha Ha’ and enough cake to make your dentist nervous.
You’re smart and charming. You’re zealous and exciting. You deserve every good thing in the world, and you have all the capabilities to make your dreams come true. Oh, I thought I was texting myself. Happy birthday or whatever to you.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Siblings
This is the day you arrived to steal my share of mom and dad’s love. Happy birthday (insert name).
You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Till then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up someday. Happy Birthday, baby brother!
Happy Birthday to the boy who was found on the road and picked up by my parents. Wish you all the good things in life, brother!
Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you will remain just as annoying as now even when you are 100 years old.
The only good your birth has brought is your dumbness. It has been entertaining me for years!
Dear brother, happiest birthday. Growing up so fine just like- wine? Nope, like tomato juice. Tangier.
May your birthday be filled with all the things you love, including cake, presents, and of course, bossing me around. Enjoy the big day, bro!
You know your life is a mess when your stupidity is increasing disproportionally to your age. That’s you brother. Happy Birthday!
Life can be so unfair at times. I don’t know what bad I did in life to deserve such an annoying brother like you. Happy Birthday!
I wish your IQ rose just like your age! 😀 Happy Birthday brother!
You are my favorite bald man, know that. Happy birthday, my champ dear brother!
Happy birthday to my partner in crime and the other half of our dynamic duo. Here’s to another year of making memories that Mom and Dad will never understand.
Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday my first, only, and last sister! Without you, there is no one to irritate! 😀
Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear!
Today’s the day mom found you in a dustbin. You’ve grown up, but the smell just won’t go away. Happy Birthday to mom’s second favorite child.
Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser!
One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Messages for Colleagues
Happy birthday, my friend from work. Let’s keep making fun of the bosses behind their backs.
I have to appreciate the way you try to act like a young man. You must be having a busy time coloring your hair black every day. Happy Birthday!
Let’s have a night out in honor of your birthday. Let’s drink and party all night long. And of course, let’s not hope we end up at the hospital tomorrow. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, workmate! Good going on your way to becoming the oldest man in the office.
Maybe use a portion of your this month’s salary to fill my stomach, please? Happy Birthday Colleague!
Age is just like a badge of honor. The older you are, the more respected you are in the office. Happy Birthday to you. Wish you all the best!
We decided to buy a big sweet birthday cake for you. Although we are not sure if you are allowed to eat cake at this age. Happy Birthday!
No one remains young forever. But you should have stayed young for at least a couple of years, at least for me. Happy Birthday!
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Funny Birthday Captions
Wishing you a birthday full of cake on your face! 😛 Happy Birthday!
Wishing you more grey hairs each year! Happy Birthday! 😀
Let your eyeglasses become more powerful this year! Happy Birthday!
Let this birthday help raise more candle sales! 😛 Happy Birthday!
Stop stressing over because studies say- people who celebrate more birthdays live a longer life than average people. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to my sister/brother who always lends me money, but never lets me forget it. Here’s to another year of being in debt to you!
A year closer to death, but at least you will get presents today. Happy birthday then, I guess.
Each passing birthday you become less annoying than the year before. Happy birthday, dummy.
Happiest birthday, a year older but not wiser. May God put some brain on you this year, bubblehead. 🤣
Everyone gets to enjoy their youth man but today your one ends. Welcome to the oldie club. Hbd.
Another year closer to getting the old citizen privileges! Happiest birthday, have a great one.
I hope you have a birthday that is as special as me.
Happy Birthday! You are not growing older; you are just leveling up your wisdom level.
It is not always necessary to give gifts or arrange surprise birthday parties to wish someone on their birthday. Just simple words, full of humor, can spur feelings of motivation and belonging in the recipient. Funny birthday wishes can make someone’s day truly special and enjoyable! They may remember your message for a long time, or at least until the next birthday.
The messages above should help you convey your thoughts to a friend or family member if you run out of ideas. They are drafted in such a way that these give a feel of humor but with class and confined to humor only. Above all, let them know you care like no one else does. Let them know they matter to you!