Since I nuked my Twitter last fall a lot of people haven’t been able to find the link, so here’s my Seinfeld 9/11 script
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Billy Domineau
@billydomineau
9/11 Seinfeld writer. Formerly SNL, Family Guy. From the ashes I rise back to this terrible website.
Joined November 2021
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The Girlprince
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Thank you for this brave endorsement!
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CHICAGO POLICE UNION PRESIDENT SAYS 800-1000 OFFICERS MAY RESIGN IF BRANDON JOHNSON WINS MAYORAL RACE
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just realized they call him “Fat Bastard” because he’s heavy and not a good guy
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I am willing to fly long distances to eat carrion
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Wish Bubba a Happy 10th Birthday today! Bubba is a Rüppell's griffon vulture, the world's highest-flying bird. This critically endangered species is vital to Africa's ecology, flying long distances to eat carrion and keep ecosystems healthy.
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hey everyone good news . we're building two malls. one of them is free and all your friends will be there. the other one costs money. and it contains the world's worst freaks packed in like sardines sucking each other off and shitting their pants
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We love abortion crow
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all the girlies are at Taylor boys you know what that means time to FEEL OUR TRUEST FEELINGS
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Dumbass parents playing with their kids in the park like it’s fucking Bluey out here
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53 year old dentist at the blackjack table screaming at james bond for hitting a 12 against a dealer 5
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FYI: Tomrrw is Transgender Day Of Going To The Bathroom. if your Cis, don’t use the bathroom tomorrow. Keep those stalls open for your trans brothers and sisters who only get to go once a year.
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During my college years, there was a Thai restaurant with an amazing $7 lunch special. The only catch? Occasionally, there would be small metal wires in the noodles. In those cases, the meal would be comp’d & they’d throw in a fun drink. It closed in 2013 & I miss it terribly.
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Aaaaand we have a winner
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Oct. 7th, 1980 - Hollywood mogul Robert Evans is sentenced for misdemeanor cocaine possession
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Dear Slim, I just took a melatonin and two Benadryl - dare me to tweet?
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1. Bring Me The Head Of Babu Frick
2. Things To Do In Coruscant When You’re Dead
3. Episode I (Jar Jar’s Version)
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Lucasfilm is rumored to be announcing 3 new ‘STAR WARS’ movies at Star Wars Celebration in April.
(Source: youtube.com/live/K9srXr3Tv)
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He made kids cry and when the teacher made him apologize he’d start crying too
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My favorite thing about Austin Reaves is that he always looks like the kid who went too hard at recess.
this is the comedy the Woke Mob Cancel Patrol is trying to keep from you 😢
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become unhuntable
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quite the headline
vulture.com/2023/03/rick-r
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Wow, huge congrats. I've seen the Brine Shrimp out there grinding every day for the past 600,000 years, and it's nice to see hard work finally get its due
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i refuse to believe this guy was born in 2000. that is the face and body of a man who has legally smoked on an airplane
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Lois from Goodfellas kinda got that Shrek fit goin
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watching the db copper doc and i think if you get away with a crime that is cool and no one gets hurt, everyone should just leave you alone for life, you did it
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I found this book that can guide me to be a more lonely and isolated individual than I was already, super stoked
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