I can see it now --- when John eventually kills a family while driving drunk --- "Yaaarr I was drunk BUT the ONLY reason they died is cause they were speeding and didnt have a seatbelt on" Its never Johns fault.. ever.

“I was only driving drunk because the nefarious shit weigher and lady K drove me to drink”

“It was a different time.”

The first words out of his mouth after the accident are going to be "Vince" and "sue".

"It wuz their fault! Culdnt they see how fast I wuz goin"? Not my fault if dey din't get out da way!"

"It's different when I do it!"

“It was the antibiotics and steroids I was taking! I wasn’t drunk you dumb fucks!”

"My mommy wouldn't drive me to da bar, what was I supposed to do, it's her fault!"

John and Tammy Sytch were made for each other.