Good evening,
While my time spent as an insurance claims adjuster has been fulfilling, I can’t help but feel like I’m lacking adventure. Recently I have been considering a career change to bring more excitement in to my life. Since I was a boy, I’ve always admired the life of a pimp. Galavanting about the town in furs, roughing up Johns who try funny business, and collecting scratch from their team of hoes. Obviously, the internet has significantly disrupted the classic business model of prostitution, but I firmly believe that there still exists a niche for artisanal pimping. Some Johns of discriminating tastes will always prefer the ritual of cruising to find a ho on the corner, and where there are corner hoes, some will always want to secure the management and protection of a skilled pimp.
While there is certainly a lot of research to do and considerations to make as I open this next chapter, something at the forefront of my mind is the pimpmobile I should choose.
The pimpmobile is one of the most important assets a pimp leverages to ply their trade, not only in terms of logistics but in building their brand and defining themselves. It needs to command the respect of hoes and competing players alike. When an unruly John sees it rounding the corner, he needs to know the man inside is a force not to be fooled with. When a would-be ho poaching player comes around the way, he needs to spot my pimp mobile parked down the street and understand that nothing waits for him down that street but a stone cold mack daddy that will come out the car, raise his cane, and reign blows upon him.
What I require is a vehicle with presence. It should be reliable and capable of transporting a good number of hoes. I would also appreciate modern safety features like lane keep assist, blind spot monitoring, and a back up camera.
