Memoirs of a Professional Cad Audible Audiobook – Unabridged

George Sanders (Author), Liam Gerrard (Narrator), Tantor Audio (Publisher)

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What might we dare to expect from an actor's autobiography, even one from a star as personable as George Sanders? In the case of Memoirs of a Professional Cad, we possibly get more than we deserve. George Sanders undoubtedly led a colorful, glamorous, and even action-packed life, spanning the peak years of Hollywood's golden age. But the greatest joy of his memoirs is how funny they are and how penetrating their author's wit.

George's early childhood was spent in Tsarist Russia, before he was obliged to flee with his family to England on the eve of the Russian Revolution. George was eventually asked to leave South America following a duel of honor and was forced to take up acting for a living.

Memoirs of a Professional Cad has much to say about Hollywood and the stars George Sanders worked with and befriended, not to mention the irrepressible Tsa Tsa Gabor, who became his wife. But at heart it is less a conventional autobiography and more a Machiavellian guide to life, and the art of living, from a man who knew a thing or two on the subject.

Memoirs of a Professional Cad stands today as one of the classic Hollywood memoirs, from one of its most original, enduring, and inimitable stars.

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4 hours and 41 minutes
Author

George Sanders
Narrator

Liam Gerrard
Audible release date

March 15, 2022
Language

English
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Tantor Audio
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B09TNL96Z8
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Unabridged
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Listening Length	4 hours and 41 minutes
Author	George Sanders
Narrator	Liam Gerrard
Whispersync for Voice	Ready
Audible.com Release Date	March 15, 2022
Publisher	Tantor Audio
Program Type	Audiobook
Version	Unabridged
Language	English
ASIN	B09TNL96Z8
Best Sellers Rank	#173,220 in Audible Books & Originals (See Top 100 in Audible Books & Originals) #3,011 in Rich & Famous Biographies #3,069 in Biographies of Celebrities & Entertainment Professionals #7,945 in Actor & Entertainer Biographies

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Irene C.

A cash in on celebrity.

Reviewed in the United States on July 22, 2023

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I always liked George Sander, he was usually an irresistible heel. If you’re interested in his large
vocabulary, this book is for you. Otherwise, not much to it.

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peter mcnally

Sanders Does Not Tell All

Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2023

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Sanders bio is well~written,but does not reveal muchis personel adult life

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E. E. Kuersten

your love of George Sanders shall not diminish

Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2021

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Here is a witty scoundrel full of Hollywood anecdotes and rich tales of selling cigarettes in the wilds of Argentina. We don't hear much about brother Tom but we do hear plenty about the amazing ever-in-a-hair-dryer ex-wife Zsa Zsa Gabor as well as clever Hollywood party survival tips (for ex - never bring a coat, so you can sneak out through a bathroom window if things are too dull) and to never sign on for a European art film spending months on a boat at a remote location (no exit strategy). If you love Sanders as a character in movies, you will find that love untarnished by any unsavory biographical details, though neither will you be terribly motivated to hunt down obscure films he mentions (all in all his attitude towards his ownmovies is rather nonplussed). Still, you can skip around and read at random for bon mots a plenty. A rather slim volume overall but considering how few of them are around in print these days, old Hollyood gadfly bob vivant witticism-infused autobios like this are to be grabbed and read on sight.

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Alice Wakefield

To be honest I wanted to read about Tyrone Power from someone who actually knew him.

Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2022

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This thin book is mostly meandering thoughts of Sanders about everything from American billboard advertising to population explosions, and not very much about films or actors. However, he does leave a few tidbits about Tyrone, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and Ingrid Bergman.

First of all, Tyrone didn't die during a sword fight with George. They were due to film the scene but word reached him that Tyrone wasn't feeling well and the day's shoot was canceled. Sanders went to Tyrone's trailer to check on him and found him clenched but saying that it was just bursitis and he'd be fine the next day. Well, an hour or so later he was shocked to hear that Ty was dead.

His funeral was packed but Sanders said it was a surreal, almost undignified affair, with Irving Berlin's "Always" playing, and Loretta Young dressed as a Chinese woman from a set, to the point no one recognized her.

He also said that Tyrone wasn't practical about money and spent it like he knew he wouldn't live long. But that's about all he had to say about Power.

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journeyman

Sensational!!!

Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2023

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VERY witty, engaging and at times laugh -out-loud hilarious. Humor is "mostly" self-deprecating, with occasional jibes at Hollywood royalty. He REALLY did regret talking himself out of the leading role in South Pacific. Artful appraisals of his first and second marriages. Pre-woke. One occurrence of the n-word. Otherwise, delightful. If you get to the end, you'll appreciate the title of my review....

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Debbie O

George Was Something Else!

Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2021

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I have always loved George Saunders. He makes any picture I have seen him in. His wit, his delivery, his looks, he was the whole package.

My only complaint is the book is too short. He talks about his youth and coming of age, and pulls no punches. He did not do very well. Hollywood was something he stumbled on, but what a great fit.

I love his descriptions of Hollywood and his views on working there, dating, marriage and so many other things. He viewed life in such a realistic way. He made me laugh with his observations.

We truly lost a genius when he tragically took his life. If you like Hollywood biographies, yuou will like this one.

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N.C. senior

Slick and amusing

Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2022

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An interesting autobiography followed by a review of his professional life that gets better and better as it goes along. His description of his roles and the making of his films is very tongue-in-cheek and amusing, and will probably be most appreciated by those who remember seeing them.

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ronee

good read

Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2022

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I enjoyed this memoir and was very amused by Mr. Sanders. He would never make it, today, in these times of political correctness. I think he was sincere in his assessments, but not always correct.

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A largely forgotten yet talented character actor.

Reviewed in Australia on March 5, 2021

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I vaguely remembered his presence in old movies, mostly his beautiful deep voice, polished British accent and dark handsomeness so l was curious to find out something of his life and personality.
I discovered a very interesting person! Even if you don't know him or his work l think you will enjoy his company. The conversational style of the chapters brings his distinctive voice to life. It's like listening to him relaxing in an armchair after a long, boozy dinner party as he tells "Tales from Hollywood's Golden Era".
He has an extraordinary, erudite vocabulary, a truly witty sense of humour and a graceful personal modesty disguised as irony. He gently reveals some of the famous people he knew, worked alongside or married, without being judgmental. He habitually downplays his own skills and accomplishments.
Although some of his opinions are politically dated he is open and honest about his views and did not expect or need anyone's approval. He accepts his own shortcomings and other peoples'. He also has a healthy perspective about what was important to him in life. An intelligent man who enjoyed his life and who was both amused by, and tolerant of, people in general.
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John D Stewart

The Show Must Go On.

Reviewed in Canada on April 19, 2016

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I enjoyed the book thoroughly. Mr. Sanders reputation as a cad seems to apply more on-screen than off. It is too bad that he killed himself.

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Greg Nordstrom

Never Boring

Reviewed in Australia on October 29, 2019

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Most amusing autobiography. Intelligently written with great wit and erudition.

Kindle-Kunde

Kurzweilig

Reviewed in Germany on May 3, 2023

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Witzig, spritzig, kurzweilig.
Angenehme Lektüre für zwischendurch.

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Barry Dougall

Unique autobiography

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 9, 2022

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A most unusual book, unlike any book about or by a Hollywood star I have read: self depracating, cynical, witty and funny in parts and tiresome in others. As others have mentioned it could have done with a lot more about Hollywood, films George Saunders had appeared in and more anecdotes about film people and less about the authors musings of life in general which seem forced at times. Many of the views expressed, about women in particular, are unacceptable today. George Saunders was a successful character actor who basically played himself in all his roles, no mean achievement, even if George himself is rather dismissive of his career. For those who remember him this book is worth a read even if you find you have to skim through parts of it.

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