100 of the Best Minions Movie Quotes
Prepare for a hilarious adventure with everyone’s favorite little yellow mischief-makers!
Set in a vibrant and imaginative world, this animated comedy showcases the misadventures of the Minions as they search for the ultimate villain to serve.
Packed with humor, heart, and a whole lot of bananas, ‘Minions’ promises to be a wild and entertaining ride for the entire family.
Movie Quotes from the Minions
1. “Minions have been on this plant for longer than we have.”
2. “They go by many names. Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.”
3. The speaker said, “That one is Norbert. He’s an idiot.”
4. The speaker said, “They’re all different, but they all share the same goals.”
5. ” To serve the most despicable master they could find.”
6. The speaker said, “Making their master happy was the tribe’s very reason for existence.”
7. The speaker said, “But that’s not to say that they didn’t have other passions.”
8. “Finding a boss was easy. But keeping a boss, therein lies the rub.”
9. “Nope, it wasn’t easy for these guys.”
10. “With the emergence of the Stone Age came the rise of a new species.”
11. “Man was very different from the dinosaur.”
12. He was shorter, hairier, and way smarter.”
13. The speaker said, “The minions took an instant liking to man, and helped him the best way they could.”
14. The speaker said, “Poor man. So trusting, so fragile.”
15. “Their quest for a boss put the minions front and center for some of civilization’s most historic moments”
16. The speaker said, “Ancient Egypt held great promise. “
17. The speaker said, “The Dark Ages were actually fun times.”
18. Their new master had a tendency to party all night and sleep all day.”
19. The speaker said, “But eventually, the party was over.”
20. The speaker said, “They bounced from one evil boss to another.”
21. “They never seemed to find their perfect fit.”
22 “One particular employer took their failure very very badly.”
23. “The Minions had no other choice but to keep moving.”
24. “Then. when all hope seemed lost, they found sanctuary.”
25. The speaker said, “The Minions were safe.”
27. “Years passed as the Minions forged their own civilization.”
28. “They truly made a life for themselves.”
29. “Something was not right.”
30. The speaker said, “They felt empty inside.”
31. The speaker said, “Without a master, they had no purpose.”
32. “They became aimless and depressed.”
33. The speaker said, “If this continued any longer, the Minions would perish.”
34. “But all was not lost for one Minion had a plan.’
35. “He was excited to share his idea with the tribe.”
36. “He’d been preparing for days, weeks, months.”
37. “But now he was ready.”
38. “Kevin would leave the cave, and go back to the outside world.”
39. The speaker said, “He would not return until he had found his tribe.“
40. “The biggest, baddest villain to serve.”
41. The speaker said, “Bob was eager to go, but Kevin felt he was just not strong enough.”
42. “Luckily, someone stepped up.”
43. The speaker said, “Truth be told, Stuart had no idea what he was chosen for.”
44. The speaker said, “But I was thrilled it made people cheer for him.”
45. The speaker said, “Eventually, Bob’s energy and enthusiasm, but mostly lack of other volunteers, changed Kevin’s mind.”
46. The speaker said, “The tribe said their farewells.”
47. “Kevin had given them something they hadn’t had in a very long time.”
48. The speaker said, “Kevin felt pride.”
49. The speaker said, “He was going to be the one to save his tribe.”
50. The speaker said. “Stuart felt hungry mostly.”
51. “He was going to be the one to eat this banana.”
52. The speaker said, ” Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.”
53. “They were off. off to find their new boss.”
54. The woman said, “Walte, look! These adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando, too!
55. Walter said, “Yeah, I see that! Hey, Walter Junior!”
56. “What’s happening?”
57. What do you say we give these fellows a ride ?
58. “The boy said,” You, one eye! You’re sitting next to me!”
59. “Glad we came along before some weirdos picked you up!”
60. Who wants apple slices?” The woman asked.
61. She said, “Growing boy-like creatures need their strength.”
62. He said, “Who needs to stretch their legs?”
63. He said, “Let’s do this!”
64. “Okey – dokey. On the road again.”
65. Tina said, “Dad! We got company.”
66. “It’s because I tripped the alarm. I stink!”
67. “Hey, we all make mistakes, sugarplum.”
68. “You’re still learning.”
69. “Mom said, ” Your father’s right, Tina.”
70. “He wasn’t this good at being evil overnight!”
72. “Your time’s coming.”
73. “That was great.” Dad said.
74. “Say, fallas, can we get personal for just a second.”
75. “Come on, you can tell us.”
76. “You are going to Villain Con, aren’t you?”
77. “Mom said, ” Wow! So many guys in the car.”
78. “I knew it! I knew you were Villains! Didn’t I, honey? ”
79. “What a small world! Hope we’re not in rival gangs.”
80. “Kevin, you don’t wanna work for him.”
81. “He ate his last henchmen!”
82. “He lives in the ocean.”
83. “Can you breathe underwater?”
84. She started out as your average little girl, braces, pigtails.”
85. “By the time she was 14, she built a criminal empire.”
86. “If I was a Minion. That’s who I would want to work for!”
87. Dad said. “Who we are! Beautiful Orlando!”
88. We are here for so much fun, it’s a crime.”
89. “Well, this is it! I wanna tell you, and I really mean this.”
90. I really appreciate what you did back there with the cops. Really.”
91. “Dad! It’s Frankie Fish Lips! I can smell him from here!”
92. “Good luck boys. I hope you find what you are looking for!”
93. “The employee said, ” That is not evil or a talent.”
94. Professor Flux said, “For I, Professor Flux, have invented the world’s first time machine!”
95. Every time I visit the future, I bring my future self back to help me.”
96. “Move that over there, Professor Flux, from two weeks from now.”
97. “As you can see, I don’t need any help.”
98. “Oh guys, they killed the original.”
99. “Doesn’t it feel so good to be bad?”
100. “When I started out, people said a woman could never rob a bank as well as a man.”
Minions
Minions” is a delightful and entertaining animated film that appeals to audiences of all ages.
With its charming characters, humorous antics, and heartwarming storyline, the movie offers a nostalgic trip back to the world of “Despicable Me.
With its catchy soundtrack, clever humor, and endearing characters, “Minions” is a feel-good movie that is sure to leave a smile on your face long after the credits roll.
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