She's a cool blonde scheming bitch
She makes my body twitch
Walking down the corridor
You can hear her stilettos click
I want her so much I feel sick
The girl can't help it
She really can't help it now

It's like high school, high school confidential
High school, high school confidential

Teenage Brandos stalk her in the halls. (Stella!)
They tease her with cat calls
She's a combination
Anita Eckberg, Mamie Van Doren
Dagmar, high school confidential
High school, high school confidential

What's the principal doing with her?
Who's that guy? Is he screwing with her?
What's her perfume? Tigress by Fabergé
It makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way
High school, high school confidential
High school, high school confidential

She drives a candy pink Cadillac
If I don't get her soon I'll have a heart attack
When she flashes me a look
I wanna burn my books
Give up high school

Oh well, well, well, well
High school, high school confidential
High school, high school confidential
High school, high school confidential
High school, high school confidential