Been living in France for four years and still think the Eiffel Tower is one of the greatest things ever made. I took my fiancée to Le Jules Verne an hour after I proposed to her. She's French so you can imagine I'd be nervous...bringing her to a place her Parisian friends consider treasonously cliche. "Mais, là? Pourquoi?!" She might hand back the ring and walk into the river, right? Or, worse, she'd walk into it and KEEP the ring. No one who lives in Paris has actually eaten here. It's rumored William Morris frequently hung out in the Eiffel Tower because it was the one place in town where he didn't have to look at it, to which you'll rightfully say, "Who the hell's William Morris?" He plays soccer or something. The gorgeous, iconic, metal monstrosity is Steam Punk on max, glitters at night, and even though there's, yes, a ton of tourists to wade through at the base, the restaurant has a discreet, out-of-the-way entrance and once you're walking through it, the staff escorts you up like you're Marie Goddamn Antoinette. (These people ultimately guillotined her.) I ordered a prefix menu and from the first bite was smitten with the culinary excellence, reminiscent of my first meal at the French Laundry in Napa. Lunch and dinner are expensive, sure, but it's the alcohol that stings, so if you and your date can guzzle a bottle on the bus ride over, you'll save at least $300 on wine. Kidding. You'll save $600. The service is top notch. The view spectacular. Decor lovely. Food divine. Price is... well... fine dining.More