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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires: A Novel Paperback – May 25, 2021
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Now in paperback, Steel Magnolias meets Dracula in this New York Times best-selling horror novel about a women's book club that must do battle with a mysterious newcomer to their small Southern town.
Bonus features:
• Reading group guide for book clubs
• Hand-drawn map of Mt. Pleasant
• Annotated true-crime reading list by Grady Hendrix
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Patricia Campbell’s life has never felt smaller. Her husband is a workaholic, her teenage kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she’s always a step behind on her endless to-do list. The only thing keeping her sane is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime. At these meetings they’re as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are about their own families.
One evening after book club, Patricia is viciously attacked by an elderly neighbor, bringing the neighbor's handsome nephew, James Harris, into her life. James is well traveled and well read, and he makes Patricia feel things she hasn’t felt in years. But when children on the other side of town go missing, their deaths written off by local police, Patricia has reason to believe James Harris is more of a Bundy than a Brad Pitt. The real problem? James is a monster of a different kind—and Patricia has already invited him in.
Little by little, James will insinuate himself into Patricia’s life and try to take everything she took for granted—including the book club—but she won’t surrender without a fight in this blood-soaked tale of neighborly kindness gone wrong.
- Print length424 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherQuirk Books
- Publication dateMay 25, 2021
- Dimensions6 x 1.1 x 8.9 inches
- ISBN-101683692519
- ISBN-13978-1683692515
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A women's book club must do battle with a mysterious newcomer to their small Southern town in this New York Times best-selling horror novel that blends Steel Magnolias with Dracula.Amazon editors say...
Fun and funny with a dark, supernatural undercurrent, this '90s-era horror story puts a new face on vampires.
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“A reader lives many lives,” James Harris said. “The person who doesn’t read lives but one. But if you’re happy just doing what you’re told and reading what other people think you should read, then don’t let me stop you. I just find it sad.”1,944 Kindle readers highlighted thisPopular highlight
Sometimes she craved a little danger. And that was why she had book club.1,813 Kindle readers highlighted thisPopular highlight
“I am not sure what the appropriate gesture is to make toward the family of the woman who bit off your ear, but if you felt absolutely compelled, I certainly wouldn’t take food.”855 Kindle readers highlighted this
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A Barnes & Noble Best Fiction Book of 2020
2021 Locus Award Finalist
A Goodreads Choice Awards Finalist
#1 April 2020 LibraryReads Pick
April 2020 Indie Next Pick
Amazon Best Book of April 2020
A Library Journal Editors' Pick for April 2020
The A.V. Club Best Book of April 2020
A POPSUGAR Best Book for Book Clubs 2020
One of Good Housekeeping's 30 of the Scariest Horror Books Ever Written
One of Town & Country’s 50 Best Horror Books
“This funny and fresh take on a classic tale manages to comment on gender roles, racial disparities, and white privilege all while creeping me all the way out. So good.”—Zakiya Dalila Harris, author of The Other Black Girl
“Ghosts of the past have also inspired one of the most rollicking, addictive novels I’ve read in years: The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires by Grady Hendrix, a tale of housewives battling vampires that is sweetly painful, like hard candy that breaks a tooth.”—Danielle Trussoni for The New York Times Book Review
“A delight...its incisive social commentary and meaningful character development make The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires not just a palatable read for non-horror fans, but a winning one.”—USA Today, 3.5 out of 4 star review
“Funny, gruesome, and wild, this rollicking novel from horror luminary Grady Hendrix is Desperate Housewives meets Dracula.”—Esquire
“Delightful read that reads like Dracula set in the '90s American South....Perfect for fans of horror and real-life crime alike.”—Good Housekeeping
“The novel is a charming testament to friendships and life's imperfections, with dashes of rot and savagery to earn its keep in horror literature....It's a rollercoaster [that] lands as a vampire story concreted in vileness and Southern charm.”—Fangoria
“[Hendrix] remains excellent at staging page-turning sequences of excitement and anxiety...[and] a master of adding little details that fill in the landscape of his Southern-fried world.”—The A.V. Club
“As fun (and as creepy) as the title suggests….This novel will definitely whet your appetite if you’re looking for something a bit eccentric and spooky.”—BuzzFeed
“This book should be required reading for all Southern women....[It] transports you back to all the best parts of the 1990's while throwing more than enough thrill and chill into the mix.”—Country Living
“[A] clever, addictive vampire thriller....This powerful, eclectic novel both pays homage to the literary vampire canon and stands singularly within it.”—Publishers Weekly, starred review
“Hendrix cleverly sprinkles in nods to well-established vampire lore, and the fact that he's a master at conjuring heady 1990s nostalgia is just the icing on what is his best book yet. Fans of smart horror will sink their teeth into this one.”—Kirkus Reviews, starred review
“Hendrix has masterfully blended the disaffected housewife trope with a terrifying vampire tale, and the anxiety and tension are palpable...a cheeky, spot-on pick for book clubs.”—Booklist, starred review
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In 1988, George H. W. Bush had just won the presidential election by inviting everyone to read his lips while Michael Dukakis lost it by riding in a tank. Dr. Huxtable was America’s dad, Kate & Allie were America’s moms, The Golden Girls were America’s grandmoms, McDonald’s announced it was opening its first restaurant in the Soviet Union, everyone bought Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time and didn’t read it, Phantom of the Opera opened on Broadway, and Patricia Campbell got ready to die.
She sprayed her hair, put on her earrings, and blotted her lipstick, but when she looked at herself in the mirror she didn’t see a housewife of thirty-nine with two children and a bright future, she saw a dead person. Unless war broke out, the oceans rose, or the earth fell into the sun, tonight was the monthly meeting of the Literary Guild of Mt. Pleasant, and she hadn’t read this month’s book. And she was the discussant. Which meant that in less than ninety minutes she would stand up in front of a room full of women and lead them in a conversation about a book she hadn’t read.
She had meant to read Cry, the Beloved Country—honestly—but every time she picked up her copy and read There is a lovely road that runs from Ixopo into the hills, Korey rode her bike off the end of the dock because she thought that if she pedaled fast enough she could skim across the water, or she set her brother’s hair on fire trying to see how close she could get a match before it caught, or she spent an entire weekend telling everyone who called that her mother couldn’t come to the phone because she was dead, which Patricia only learned about when people started showing up at the front door with condolence casseroles.
Before Patricia could discover why the road that runs from Ixopo was so lovely, she’d see Blue run past the sun porch windows buck naked, or she’d realize the house was so quiet because she’d left him at the downtown library and had to jump in the Volvo and fly back over the bridge, praying that he hadn’t been kidnapped by Moonies, or because he’d decided to see how many raisins he could fit up his nose (twenty-four). She never even learned where Ixopo was exactly because her mother-in-law, Miss Mary, moved in with them for a six-week visit and the garage room had to have clean towels, and the sheets on the guest bed had to be changed every day, and Miss Mary had trouble getting out of the tub so they had one of those bars installed and she had to find somebody to do that, and the children had laundry that needed to be done, and Carter had to have his shirts ironed, and Korey wanted new soccer cleats because everyone else had them but they really couldn’t afford them right now, and Blue was only eating white food so she had to make rice every night for supper, and the road to Ixopo ran on to the hills without her.
Joining the Literary Guild of Mt. Pleasant had seemed like a good idea at the time. Patricia realized she needed to get out of the house and meet new people the moment she leaned over at supper with Carter’s boss and tried to cut up his steak for him. A book club made sense because she liked reading, especially mysteries. Carter had suggested it was because she went through life as if the entire world were a mystery to her, and she didn’t disagree: Patricia Campbell and the Secret of Cooking Three Meals a Day, Seven Days a Week, without Losing Your Mind. Patricia Campbell and the Case of the Five-Year-Old Child Who Keeps Biting Other People. Patricia Campbell and the Mystery of Finding Enough Time to Read the Newspaper When You Have Two Children and a Mother-in-Law Living with You and Everyone Needs Their Clothes Washed, and to Be Fed, and the House Needs to Be Cleaned and Someone Has to Give the Dog His Heartworm Pills and You Should Probably Wash Your Own Hair Every Few Days or Your Daughter Is Going to Ask Why You Look Like a Street Person. A few discreet inquiries, and she’d been invited to the inaugural meeting of the Literary Guild of Mt. Pleasant at Marjorie Fretwell’s house.
The Literary Guild of Mt. Pleasant picked their books for that year in a very democratic process: Marjorie Fretwell invited them to select eleven books from a list of thirteen she found appropriate. She asked if there were other books anyone wanted to recommend, but everyone understood that wasn’t a real question, except for Slick Paley, who seemed chronically unable to read social cues.
“I’d like to nominate Like Lambs to the Slaughter: Your Child and the Occult,” Slick said. “With that crystal store on Coleman Boulevard and Shirley MacLaine on the cover of Time magazine talking about her past lives, we need a wake-up call.”
“I’ve never heard of it,” Marjorie Fretwell said. “So I imagine it falls outside our mandate of reading the great books of the Western world. Anyone else?”
“But—” Slick protested.
“Anyone else?” Marjorie repeated.
They selected the books Marjorie wrote down for them, assigned each book to the month Marjorie thought best, and picked the discussants Marjorie thought were most appropriate. The discussant would open the meeting by delivering a twenty-minute presentation on the book, its background, and the life of its author, then lead the group discussion. A discussant could not cancel or trade books with anyone else without paying a stiff fine because the Literary Guild of Mt. Pleasant was not fooling around. When it became clear she wasn’t going to be able to finish Cry, the Beloved Country, Patricia called Marjorie.
“Marjorie,” she said over the phone while putting a lid on the rice and turning it down from a boil. “It’s Patricia Campbell. I need to talk to you about Cry, the Beloved Country.”
“Such a powerful work,” Marjorie said.
“Of course,” Patricia said.
“I know you’ll do it justice,” Marjorie said.
“I’ll do my best,” Patricia said, realizing that this was the exact opposite of what she needed to say.
“And it’s so timely with the situation in South Africa right now,” Marjorie said.
A cold bolt of fear shot through Patricia: what was the situation in South Africa right now?
After she hung up, Patricia cursed herself for being a coward and a fool, and vowed to go to the library and look up Cry, the Beloved Country in the Directory of World Literature, but she had to do snacks for Korey’s soccer team, and the babysitter had mono, and Carter had a sudden trip to Columbia and she had to help him pack, and then a snake came out of the toilet in the garage room and she had to beat it to death with a rake, and Blue drank a bottle of Wite-Out and she had to take him to the doctor to see if he would die (he wouldn’t). She tried to look up Alan Paton, the author, in their World Book Encyclopedia but they were missing the P volume. She made a mental note that they needed new encyclopedias.
The doorbell rang.
“Mooooom,” Korey called from the downstairs hall. “Pizza’s here!”
She couldn’t put it off any longer. It was time to face Marjorie.
Product details
- Publisher : Quirk Books; Annotated edition (May 25, 2021)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 424 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1683692519
- ISBN-13 : 978-1683692515
- Item Weight : 1.15 pounds
- Dimensions : 6 x 1.1 x 8.9 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #11,675 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #13 in Vampire Horror
- #44 in Vampire Thrillers
- #495 in Serial Killer Thrillers
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About the author
New York Times bestselling author Grady Hendrix makes up lies and sells them to people. His novels include HORRORSTÖR about a haunted IKEA, MY BEST FRIEND'S EXORCISM, which is basically "Beaches" meets "The Exorcist", WE SOLD OUR SOULS, a heavy metal horror epic, THE SOUTHERN BOOK CLUB'S GUIDE TO SLAYING VAMPIRES, and THE FINAL GIRL SUPPORT GROUP, coming on July 13, 2021. He's also the author of PAPERBACKS FROM HELL, an award-winning history of the horror paperback boom of the Seventies and Eighties. He wrote the screenplay for, MOHAWK, a horror flick about the War of 1812, and SATANIC PANIC about a pizza delivery woman fighting rich Satanists. You can discover more ridiculous facts about him at www.gradyhendrix.com.
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― Grady Hendrix
I love a great vampire story, unfortunately, they're hard to find. The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires did not disappoint. This is a Southern-gothic horror novel reminiscent of Flannery O’ Connor’s style of writing, specifically, her short story, A Good Man Is Hard To Find.
Set in Charleston South Carolina during the early to mid-1990s, a group of housewives forms a book club that focuses on true-crime literature. Aside from the disturbing subject matter they read, their lives are relatively placid and filled with the everyday routines of keeping house for their husbands and children. The main protagonist, Patricia is enthralled and somewhat ashamed of the subject matter she and her friends read in the book club. At times, though, she feels angst toward the direction her life has taken, how unremarkable and humdrum it’s become. She wishes that just once something exciting would happen. Excitement does come in the form of a new neighbor, James Harris. It’s unclear where James is from, his story changes depending on whom he’s talking to, and James has some strange habits. Over the course of Patricia’s friendship with James, disturbing aspects of his character come to light. When Patricia learns that her neighbor is not who he pretends to be, but someone or something that may be preying on the community, she makes it her mission to stop him, but James has already gained the trust of Patricia’s husband and the husbands of her friends.
This is a well-written novel, with rich descriptions that run from idyllic, to unsettling, to masterfully grotesque. The dialogue is sprinkled with southernisms, the characters likable and deeply flawed.
As a reader you are lulled into Patricia’s domestic world, her everyday worries of laundry, school lunches, and house cleaning, and the warm friendships she forms with the other women in the book club. The club is a place for them to get away and let their hair down a bit, drink cheap wine, read trashy novels, eat junky snacks and take a whack at dissecting the mindset of serial killers.
Quirky and sometimes darkly humorous, The Southern Book Club’s Guide To Slaying Vampires also reads likes a cozy mystery. It uses the tropes of small-town life, and a benign cozy activity the characters revolve around, in this case, the book club, Patricia acting as the amateur sleuth. Yet, the author also makes a mockery of small-town southern life and its pleasantries, as well as the traditional gender roles, exaggerating them so that it almost feels a little Stepford, a little nineteen fiftyish, although it’s the 1990s. A parallel theme in this tale is the banality of the kept woman and her smothered potential, niceties, and etiquette standing in for true feelings or truth in general until one’s life becomes a sort of aberration. Etiquette is the aide that holds Patricia’s community in the diabolical grip of the smiling well-mannered new-comer, and it takes our protagonist a long time, years, in fact, for her to realize that she needs to throw her nice girl cloak off and finally get real before she loses everything.
I am a new mom and a big true crime fan so already the ladies in this book resonated with me. These moms, despite being very different from one another, are all easy to like and root for. And it’s also very easy to wish every single one of their husbands would burn in a fire. And that’s before the “villain” shows up. But really, James isn’t just a vampire. He’s a symbol of the socio-economic divide between communities. The fact that no one cared about what he did in the poorer, predominately Black neighborhoods until it started to affect the upper-class white neighborhoods, for example. It would have been nice if Mrs. Greene was more of a main character for that very reason, but as Patricia was the only main character in the entire book club, I’ll try not to get hung up on it too much. This book is satire, and while some people may claim it feels more like the 1950’s instead of the 1990s, I KNOW a lot of places in the South still operate the way Hendrix portrays this community (I lived in a suburb of New Orleans for a few years and can attest to that). Hendrix may be the only male writer I’ve read that really captured the utter rage and frustration of how these women are constantly talked over and how condescending their husbands are to them. I honestly went to bed mad so many times because of it, but that was also the point, so kudos to the author there.
However the book is a bit slow in the middle. Which is why I am giving it 4 stars; the pacing was my only real issue. It felt like it took such a long time for the housewives to go up against James in, as Hendrix says, “Dracula vs. my mom” once Patricia knows what she’s up against. When the showdown did happen, it was perfectly gory and unsettling and Patricia and Kitty were so clutch that I was mentally clapping for them the entire time. Even Slick and Grace, who I liked the least, had my sympathy at the end and I wanted nothing more than for them to win. Well, maybe not Grace so much, but I liked how Ms. Greene called her out, too. The ending was a little bittersweet, but it also felt right for the characters and their families, as well. All this to say, not only did I really enjoy this book, but I’m excited to read more by this author in the future!
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The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires grabbed my attention right from the get-go with its entertaining writing and fabulous characters. This book took me back in time to the ‘90s, to a book club of Southern housewives with a fascination for true-crime thrillers, serial killers, and mysteries.
When a mysterious stranger moves to their neighborhood, local children start going missing, and horrific things start occurring. Is it Patricia Campbell’s overactive imagination from all of these book club selections or is this newcomer to blame? She's bound and determined to find out, she has to protect her family, after all.
When I started reading it, I spent a good bit of time laughing out loud and reading passages to my husband. While I enjoy being amused by my reading choices, I must admit that I wondered if it was going to be scary or just humorous.
Well, there was no need to worry whether this book would satisfy my craving for an eerie, creepy reading experience. Yes, it’s absolutely frightening! It had my pulse pounding, had me cringing and looking through my fingers with some of the gorier scenes, and I couldn’t turn the pages fast enough.
I was at about 84% when I had to charge my Kindle. Nooooooo! Putting this book down was the last thing that I wanted to do. My heart was racing, my nerves were frayed, and I desperately wanted to find out what was going to happen.
The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires was just the book that I was looking for. It kept me on the edge of my seat from beginning to end, had me invested in the characters, and had me adding more books by Grady Hendrix to my to-be-read list.
Num pacato subúrbio americano onde nada muito fora do comum jamais acontece, Patricia, que havia abandonado sua carreira para dedicar-se à família (que constantemente não a valoriza, a desacredita, a invisibializa), só deseja que sua vida tivesse um pouco da emoção das histórias fantásticas de seu clube de leitura. É, Patricia, cuidado com o que você deseja...
O livro consegue equilibrar muito bem mistério, diversão e terror, tornando-se uma daquelas leituras que você mal pode esperar pra saber como vai terminar. Tem uma protagonista forte, que é uma voz da razão em meio ao negacionismo que a rodeia (alô Brasil 2020/21?) e um antagonista que figura mais como uma ameaça, pairando e exercendo sua influência sobre a vida de Patricia e das mulheres do clube – ele raramente revela sua verdadeira face, mas quando a revela, são cenas absolutamente aterrorizantes.
Esse foi meu primeiro contato com a escrita do Grady Hendrix e eu já estou de olho em seus outros livros! Recomendo bastante essa original e muito bem vinda adição à literatura vampiresca!
Reviewed in Brazil on May 27, 2021
Num pacato subúrbio americano onde nada muito fora do comum jamais acontece, Patricia, que havia abandonado sua carreira para dedicar-se à família (que constantemente não a valoriza, a desacredita, a invisibializa), só deseja que sua vida tivesse um pouco da emoção das histórias fantásticas de seu clube de leitura. É, Patricia, cuidado com o que você deseja...
O livro consegue equilibrar muito bem mistério, diversão e terror, tornando-se uma daquelas leituras que você mal pode esperar pra saber como vai terminar. Tem uma protagonista forte, que é uma voz da razão em meio ao negacionismo que a rodeia (alô Brasil 2020/21?) e um antagonista que figura mais como uma ameaça, pairando e exercendo sua influência sobre a vida de Patricia e das mulheres do clube – ele raramente revela sua verdadeira face, mas quando a revela, são cenas absolutamente aterrorizantes.
Esse foi meu primeiro contato com a escrita do Grady Hendrix e eu já estou de olho em seus outros livros! Recomendo bastante essa original e muito bem vinda adição à literatura vampiresca!