Synopsis
Andy and his friends take a pair of x-ray goggles from a secret lab by mistake.
Andy and his friends take a pair of x-ray goggles from a secret lab by mistake.
X-treme Teens, X-treme Teens - Sie sehen, was Du nicht siehst
"this is a transcendent moment: all my paranoia, justified"
dreamlike moonbeam/pulsepounder that proves dan zuckovic couldve had a jeff combs level career if we'd let him. growing up in east tennessee & north georgia gave jeff burr the power to see stuff other filmmakers dont; this is woke in the original "wise to the bullshit/hidden language" sense - secret child experimentation, huge pants, jncos, and mr belding in tiny matrix shades. influencing machine cinema: "a park bum is using a remote control to shift the level of psychedelic infrared vision i get from my painful, unremovable, invisible goggles." love how charlie bando flipped the corman-bait title to the poochie-ass "x-treme teenz" brand - "a race against time...from outer space." when i…
"You got jail!"
- The cringiest moment of dialogue ever put to film.
After a wild cold open involving the dematerialization of some minors, solid C-student Andy Carver (Bryan Neal) moves to a new town, thanks to his stepdad John (Timothy Bottoms) getting a new job at a supersecret science lab. John's boss (Andrew Prine) arranges a school field trip to the ultraclassified lab, where Andy accidentally Will Huntings' his father's new project: a pair of spiffy X-Ray goggles. But John's lab partner Boyd (Dennis Haskins) wants the goggles for himself, comically planting them on the young Carver boy and triggering a race against time as Andy and his new friends Iris and Sam must clear his stepdad's name and…
I like Jeff Burr and his films a lot.
No exception here, even if it slogs a little it still is a good time and hits the check marks I hope for in a kids kinda jam like this.
5 bags of popcorn and my own goggles that wont turn invisible and get stuck to my head.
tom's cinema vol. 1 - task 13
fantastic beginning. disappointing end. justice for Cameron.
There's something great about Full Moon's children's content. They still have a lot of the same flavor as their horror movies even if the exploitative elements of a Full Moon movie aren't present (though there is a kill at the end that, while kinda silly, I could see upsetting a child.) I didn't see this one, but I really liked Full Moon's kid's movies when I was a kid. Horror directors make fun kid's movies. Ari Aster or James Wan should make Prehysteria 4.
Jeff Burr has a weird career trajectory. From pretty solid/great B-horror director to creating movies that are basically feature length Goosebumps episodes.