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Mine device hath failed.
Thou leaveth me without choice.
Brave thine reset, fool.
Failure of a device
Must throw this shit out
No more yandere games
Wait haikus can be 6-5-6 woooooaaaaaah
What
I thought haikus were in a 5-7-5 syllable styke
Erm what the sigma
Guess I'll have to reset it
Man this really sucks
Erm what the sigma
Guess I'll have to reset it
Man this really sucks
- RiverShiverPliver
I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully. Learn more about me.
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How can thou betray
I reach for thine pointed tool
Thoust betray no more
How can thou betray
I reach for thine pointed tool
Thoust betray no more
- IliasIsEepy
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My device is gone Time to go back to old days Oh shit, it turned on
My device is gone
Time to go back to old days
Oh shit, it turned on
- SorbetGreen9718
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And so I must wait,
Patient for the reset state,
Meantime lunch is ate.
Wait can someone please tell me what Haiku means?
3 line poem, 1st line has 5 syllables, 2nd line has 7, 3rd line has 5 Example:
I have twelve bullets
Loaded them into my gun
Shot 12 criminals