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It’s just trying to keep a spot for the parade so it can get a good view.
Thats some inside baseball comment. Well done.
Outstanding 🤣
Correct—it is outstanding in its
fuelfield.Drove by there a little while ago. Police tape and a big hole where the pump was.
Carmen San Ohio
This puts off Zoolander “the files are in the computer” vibes. Idiots.
Underrated reference that is.
Mf thought the gas was actually stored in the pump
Guy probably also thinks pee is stored in the balls.
It's not?
Of course it is! They’re just trying to throw you off, the bladder is just a myth.
Poop is stored in the balls. Pee is stored in the butt. GET IT RIGHT!!!
Some whackjob went and targeted Speedways up and around UA and Dublin, and hit the Meijer gas station on Sawmill.
Surprised this isn't on the news considering he ran into someone's house.
What do you mean targeted? As in they were all torn up?
Yup. Was screaming nonsense about high gas prices and then he started ramming pumps with his truck.
Drives truck big enough to run over multiple gas pumps and whines that gas is expensive. That's some big smarts up in that noggin.
Don’t have to buy gas if you’re in jail. This is 4D chess.
He thinks gas is high? Wait til he sees what a lawyer will cost.
What did he think would happen? The single Columbus gas station would say "you know what, you're right. We'll lower the gas prices."??? 💀
Crazy people, though I could understand it if he was complaining about the obnoxious Speedway pumps with the audio ads. I actually like speedway but I’ve been going to the new Meijer gas station to avoid those pumps
HI, I'M MARIA MENOUNOUS
Same here. Though the weird bearded guy who runs it overnight gives me the creeps.
This should be on local news. Where is the gas station video of them doing this? I haven't seen this kind of excitement in a long time.
I have NFI to be honest.
So this guy’s rationale was to beat the shit out of a pump while screaming about prices hoping to intimidate the other pumps to lower their prices?
At least that’s how I like to imagine it.
Ah yes. Increase gas station expenses by forcing them to buy new pumps. That will surely lower prices!
About 20 years ago, I realized that the Dispatch doesn’t really cover any news that occurs after 5pm Friday before Monday morning.
I grew up with the Detroit News and Detroit Free Press, an was used to newspapers reserving space in their Sunday layout for late-breaking news. So the paper that we bought at 10 am, 100 miles north of Detroit would have a paragraph or two about an apartment fire or shooting that happened after midnight on Saturday.
As far as I can tell, only the sportswriters work between 5:00 pm Friday and the final print run on Saturday night….
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Ah thanks, I was looking for that
I have so many questions
Wtf
Don’t be so quick to judge. Which among you had never drank so much you just woke up in some random persons driveway just like this gas pump. I have
Was there gas left inside of you at least?
Which time?
Dumbasses probably thought it had gasoline in it.
When gas pulls on your wallet, pull on the gas 💪🏼.
There are less criminal ways to save on gas, but none more hilarious.
Would have loved to see the reaction when they realized the gas isn’t stored inside the pump.
Unleaded Premium. Not even once.
The Convenient Stores of Speedway
Damn you! That jingle is now in my head
speedway? now driveway!
I didn't know one was missing
If you just leave your gas pump out in the yard like that, you're asking for it to be stolen. Is that what you WANT to happen?
I mean... the incredible amount of stupidity to take a pump thinking it will have plenty of gas inside it... and then tossing it in a random neighborhood realizing you were wrong. 😂😂😂
What the hell is going on in that city? 🤣
Y’all be wildin
Speedaway pump.
Karl Childers coulda told ‘em “t’aint got no gas innit mm”
Most normal ohio event:
Yo wtf😂
Wot teh fock
Is that Bristol? What street is that?
Fishinger by Reed. It was there early this morning
The house on the left is the one that puts cat eyes in the windows for Halloween, I think. Always get a kick out of that.
I think it’s somewhere in the Golden Ghetto. Unsure of exact street. Was sent to me by a coworker. It’s at his brothers place.
It’s fishinger and Reed rd. Very far away from any gas station
Ohh yeah I knew I recognized the house. It’s the one that puts the cat eyes in the windows around Halloween.
It’s far from the Speedway, but GetGo just around the block at 5 corners.
Fishinger and Reed, right at the light, the house with the For Sale sign. It was gone by like noon though.
Fishinger, maybe?
It’s kinda genius if you think about it. I mean, the convenience of having a gas pump in your very own driveway? /s
Apparently they were jealous of EV drivers in more ways than one.
This does not make any sense. Unless you can get speedway points for taking one pump around the city lol
It would only be enough points to get a candy bar
That’s awesome
Thought they try to steal some gas ehh?
Pump and dump schemes are getting wild these days
Looks like they emptied all the gas out of it.
How????
Task Rabbit
I mean, did this rager throw it in the bed of his truck and then dropped it off on this driveway?
Of o take the pump, I’ll have unlimited gas!!
Wonder if it still has any gas in it
Now I can sleep tonight!!!
Update: I know the dispatcher who took the call about a red pick up dragging a gas pump in UA. It was around 5a.m. So far he has escaped justice.
Lol wtf
mfs stole my gas pump
can’t have shit in ohio
They got it home, realized there was no gas inside, and ditched it.
People would do it, I mean a snickers and or coke =) 😀
The inevitable result of $5 gas
It is the pumps fault
Does anyone know if they caught the guy?