I don’t talk to girls because
This is why I dont talk to girls👩. I might not seem hot,physically💪, but pshycologically under their subconcious💀, I leave a long lastimg inpression 😏. That can turn any female horny😈. My booming voice 😩 seducings 😍 the genetical counterpart💦. My monobrow😑 a petersonian represenation of my goo lala🥒 iykwim😳. My fedora represents my gentlness…
TIFU by admitting to my girlfriend that I pretend she is a giant cockroach when we have sex.
TIFU by admitting to my girlfriend that I pretend she is a giant cockroach when we have sex. Ever since I was a teenager I have had very intense fantasies about having sex with a giant roach. It started in 9th or 10th grade when we read The Metamorphisis by Franz Kafka. As I started…
Iran: Security forces used rape and other sexual violence to crush “Woman Life Freedom” uprising with impunity
Maryam, who was gang raped in a Revolutionary Guards detention centre, recounted that her rapists told her: *“You are all addicted to penis, so we showed you a good time. Isn’t this what you seek from liberation?”*
taken from some really cringe Gorillaz fan server
i think gorillaz and guns n roses should collaborate (for the sake of it, i do not want this to truly happen. they are just both of my interests, i have already been crucified once. if you guys want to fight over this, i have my lawyer on speed dial. this is simply just an…
WELP GUESS IM THE JACK OFF GUY
OKAY SO IT SHOULDNT FUCKING MATTER IF I HAD MY FUCKING DICK OUT WHEN MY FUCKING MOMMY HAD HER BOSS OVER FOR DINNER THE FUCKING OLD LIMP DICK SHIT HEAD HAD HIS CUNTY WIFE WHO SMELLED LIKE SHIT SIT NEXT TO ME I FELT HER RUB MY LEG SO I PULLED MY DICK OUT I…
I smashed a hole in my wall
[Agar.io](http://Agar.io) is probably one of the most rage inducing games out there. I was doing SO WELL, but then I got 2v1’d and the shitty game mechanics decided to screw me over. So, I did what any reasonable person would do. I picked up the chair, put it over my head, and threw it right…
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