What’s a funny story you always wanted to tell?

So many— a guy once tried to solicit me for sex, he brought me to “ his “ apartment in the middle of the day. I noticed immediately a wallet sitting on the counter, with a floral pattern and keys attached, he returned from the bathroom and I said is that your girlfriends alley and keys and he said yes, and I said is she home? And he replied he didn’t know? Ugggh…two years later he approached me with another woman there and died once again to solicit me. I was shocked at first and then recognized him and his voice! It was a different city …I let the other girl make his aquatints ce and drove away ever so curious about the girlfriends whereabouts etc but not wanting to deal with that fool or the girl I pushed to him