A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?
Steve Howey Diora Baird Leslie Nielsen Kenan Thompson Tara Wilson Ben Cotton Ildiko Ferenczi Desi Lydic Elysia Rotaru Zorianna Kit Denise Poole Kathryn Kirkpatrick Twan Holliday Alain Chanoine Charles Zuckermann Lara Babalola Jeff Gulka Nathan Dashwood Grayson Gabriel Robin Nielsen Jon Johnson Lee Tichon Mikey Granger Aaron Rota Kelsey McIlroy Jeremy Crittenden John Burnside Holly Eglington Chad Krowchuk
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Remember that 10 year period during the early-2000’s when every comedy movie had the slogan “From one of the 7 guys who brought you Scary Movie”
Making a bad parody of 2001: A Space Odyssey is one thing. But Van Helsing? Show some fucking respect, man!
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unlike the overlit epic/disaster movies this has a pretty good 00s slasher parody style & i laffed way more than expected - didnt know kenan thompson (in his ALL THAT superdude suit) & desi lydic (doing kelly bundy bimboface) were 2nd & 3rd leads but it helps offset stan's lazy tj millerisms that'd feel "a bit much" in an evil bong - you could have a solid sleepover with this, boo 2: a madea halloween and that mike epps/katt williams vampire flick from last year, sub-scary movie 1-2 (nevermind SHRIEK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I DID LAST FRIDAY the 13th) & wastes leslie nielsen but shit like leatherface with a leafblower in a mask made from bootleg louis vuitton bags or freddy flava flav…
The brain cells I lost 😭😭 the time I won’t get back 😭😭 I did this to myself but still... it was horrible!
Well you see, I thought I'd watch a comedy. Sorry, I meant "comedy", if 90 minutes of shit jokes were a funny proposition...I mean that both figuratively and literally.
Stan Helsing is a Friedberg & Seltzer-esque incoherent mess that references everything and anything with no sense of design. Which leads me to existential question time: When exactly did the spoof movie die? Answers on a postcard please.
There isn't even anything to be angry about with Stan Helsing, there's nothing even remotely offensive and this is a film desperately trying to hit the mark with any of its gags but they all fall flat. However, its just terribly pedestrian, it's painfully dull.
The upside is that Leslie is in it briefly. 'Nice'... not in the sense that he has any funny lines, it's just nice to see the guy.
Right at the start, this guy who works in a video shop answers the phone and says hello then you hear him say....
'yeah we carry porn'
'What do I recommend?'
'well we have Schindlers Fist, and, oh this is a good one, Glad He Ate Her'
'yeah okay, no problem'
'okay, bye grandma'
😂😂😂
There were a couple of other minor funny moments and it wasn't annoyingly daft like some of these spoofs can get, but that early moment turned out to be the peak.
Watched this for Kev from Shameless but this was just trash.
I expected at least Scary Movie level campiness but this just wasn’t funny and this feels like it was made by middle schoolers.
Whew I sure do love trash movies. But they’re my trash movies. The cockroach bit always kills me.
"Okay, you guys, be totally honest. Does my vagina make me look fat?" - Mia
If you like your comedies with very, very little laughs (most of them I felt guilty after I laughed) this is for you - this makes Scary Movie look like frickin' Airplane! Comedy god, Leslie Nielsen's very limited screen time is the only highlight.
Langweilig, uninspiriert, unlustig... Ich kann ja normalerweise selbst den behindertsten Parodien noch was abgewinnen. Aber hier war einfach nur tote Hose...
"Schlockbuster happy Halloween. Yeah yeah yeah we carry porn. What do I recommend? Schindlers Fist...How Stella got Her Tube Packed...Six Degrees of Penetration. Here's a good one, Glad-He-Ate-Her. Yeah, yeah ok, you're welcome grandma."
Objectively a bad movie, this is certainly no Airplane! or Scary Movie even. Very few of the jokes land and the presence of Leslie Nielsen seems to hinder the film rather than help it. Compared to a lot of other spoof films in this vein though it really didn't annoy me like they do and I got a few genuine silly laughs out of it.
The four main characters are likable, it has a nice Halloween vibe running through it and the glut of horror film…
