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r/AlanPartridge

A subreddit for fans of Steve Coogan and his legendary character [Alan Partridge](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Partridge). Feel free to post videos, images, news, thoughts, etc.


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Cook Pass Busk

u/WuDoYouThinkYouAre avatar

He's just revamped Twitter.

He’s rebadged it you foooooool

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What a Dilbert!

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Give him a painting of a Spitfire and let him go.

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I'll give a grand to the first person who sprays Cook Pass Busk on a random cybertruck.

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This is what freedom of speech looks like.... in America

u/OutspokenSeeker26 avatar

This is what vandalism looks like in America… a crime disguised as some political message

u/WhereasMysterious421 avatar

If that was social media then they'd be on time out for three days 

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What I’ve done is change the F in FUCK to a P and the U to an A so now it says PACK YOU.

Are you alright packing?

that was just a noise.

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Al dee yer a quick fix for noo like.

u/Glittering_Deal2378 avatar

Sorry it’s just hard to understand the geordie…people

All I got was broken homes, which isn't an excuse.

u/WhereasMysterious421 avatar

Y'know, what ah reckon is that, if they had the'selves proper jobs, they wouldn't be up to all this, y'know, larkin' every night. I'm saying is, they'll, like, if they had themselves proper jobs, y'know, for t' gan to, then they wouldn't dee it

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I’m basically driving round in an obscene publication

Never fear thanks to Elon Musks superior mind for engineering this will scrub right off (car door explode at the sight of water the car then accelerates directly Into a phone box)

He is a "hacktivist" who performs cyberattacks against rich business owners to make people ask questions about how the world's resources should be distributed.

Haha I was just coming to this thread to post this ya git!

u/Automatic-Whereas778 avatar

Yeah you shit

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u/Tapps74 avatar

The owner probably wrote that himself as he cut his fingers on the door jam for the 9th time.

He would have continued to the boot but on the occasion he lost the fingers.

u/MatthewKvatch avatar

Should have used sausages

u/WhereasMysterious421 avatar

Aye. Maybes, maybes just have, like, a beefburger for your palm, y'know?

u/Tapps74 avatar

I do like that they have now fixed the boot, will no longer amputate fingers, it only crushes them!

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Lynn, I've pierced my fingers on a doooooerrr

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I'll just dee a quick fix on it for now.....

And so I turned the Fuck into Truck, and the You into Wow.

For all his flaws, Alan would never be seen dead in a fucking cybertruck lol

This window is unbreakable right?

u/WhereasMysterious421 avatar

Whoever did that probably has access to Dixons

u/landland24 avatar

Ders more to America dan dis

POCK Y.Q.U.

Classic banter. Really great thread.