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231 pages, Hardcover
First published October 15, 1954
I like B. Wooster the way he is. Lay off him, I say. Don’t try to change him, or you may lose the flavour. Even when we were merely affianced, I recalled, this woman had dashed the mystery thriller from my hand, instructing me to read instead a perfectly frightful thing by a bird called Tolstoy. At the thought of what horrors might ensue after the clergyman had done his stuff and she had a legal right to bring my grey hairs in sorrow to the grave, the imagination boggled.
“...the core of the cultured imitation can be discerned, as a rule merely by holding the cultured pearl up before a strong light. This is what I did in the matter of Mrs Travers’ necklace. I had no need of the endoscope.”
“The what?”
“Endoscope, sir. An instrument which enables one to peer into the cultured pearl’s interior and discern the core.”
I was conscious of a passing pang for the oyster world, feeling – and I think correctly – that life for these unfortunate bivalves must be one damn thing after another...
'Quick!' she hissed, and it's all rot to say you can't hiss a word that hasn't an 's' in it. She did it on her head.Economy in all of this is key - and it's no exaggeration to say that each page entertains, and that many pages entertain repeatedly.
"'Did you ever read Spindthrift?' I asked, retrieving the soap.In a stressful thesis-writing period, Wodehouse is your (my) man. I read Ring for Jeeves shortly before Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit; while the first has Plum on a very rare off day, the latter sees him squarely on top of the wave of his singular craftsmanship.
'I skimmed through it, sir.'
'What did you think of it? Go on, Jeeves, don't be coy. The word begins with an l.'
'Well, sir, I would not go so far as to apply the adjective which I fancy you have in mind, but it seemed to me a somewhat immature production lacking in significant form. My personal tastes lie more in the direction of Dostoevsky and the great Russians.'" (11)
Le Caviar Frais
Le Consommé aux Pommes d'Amour
Les Sylphides à la crème d'Ècrevisses
Les Fried Smelts
Le Bird of some kind with chipped potatoes
Le Ice Cream