[Chorus]
Take a right turn off the wrong road
And then take it all the way
Bring a broken heart, an empty glass
And hear my people say
Fill her up, stack the deck
Spin the wheel and roll the dice
Everyone's a winner
In my loser's paradise

[Verse 1]
Take a streetcar named desire
And you won't have far to go
There's no peace down in the Valley
Where that whiskey river flows
Steal the heart of a devil woman
You'll have to pay the price
Admission's always on the house
In my loser's paradise

[Chorus]
Take a right turn off the wrong road
And then take it all the way
Bring a broken heart, an empty glass
And hear my people say
Fill her up, stack the deck
Spin the wheel and roll the dice
Everyone's a winner
In my loser's paradise

[Verse 2]
When I look at life in loser's eyes
I never have a care
Behind every silver lining
There's a dark cloud waiting there
Come be a frequent flier
On my unfriendly skies
This plane will be crash landing
In my loser's paradise

[Chorus]
Take a right turn off the wrong road
And then take it all the way
Bring a broken heart, an empty glass
And hear my people say
Fill her up, stack the deck
Spin the wheel and roll the dice
Everyone's a winner
In my loser's paradise
Everyone's a winner
In my loser's paradise