Roseanne

Wednesday, May 29

The Driver's Seat

Season 6 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

Wednesday, May 29

White Trash Christmas

Season 6 • Episode 12

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Wednesday, May 29

Suck Up or Shut Up

Season 6 • Episode 13

To help business at the diner, Roseanne joins a stuffy women's group.

Wednesday, May 29

Busted

Season 6 • Episode 14

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Thursday, May 30

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Thursday, May 30

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Thursday, May 30

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Thursday, May 30

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Thursday, May 30

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Thursday, May 30

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Thursday, May 30

David vs. Goliath

Season 6 • Episode 15

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Thursday, May 30

Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Season 6 • Episode 16

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Thursday, May 30

Don't Make Room for Daddy

Season 6 • Episode 17

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Thursday, May 30

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Season 6 • Episode 18

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Friday, May 31

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Friday, May 31

Kansas City, Here We Come

Season 4 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.

Friday, May 31

Santa Claus

Season 4 • Episode 12

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Friday, May 31

Bingo

Season 4 • Episode 13

Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids baby-sit Crystal's son.

Friday, May 31

The Bowling Show

Season 4 • Episode 14

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Friday, May 31

The Back Story

Season 4 • Episode 15

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the house.

Friday, May 31

Labor Day

Season 6 • Episode 19

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Friday, May 31

Past Imperfect

Season 6 • Episode 20

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Friday, May 31

Lies My Father Told Me

Season 6 • Episode 21

Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.

Friday, May 31

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

Season 6 • Episode 22

D.J. makes Roseanne feel guilty for keeping a mistaken delivery.

Saturday, June 1

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Season 5 • Episode 23

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished.

Saturday, June 1

Tooth or Consequences

Season 5 • Episode 24

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job.

Saturday, June 1

Daughters and Other Strangers

Season 5 • Episode 25

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home.

Saturday, June 1

Two Down, One to Go

Season 6 • Episode 1

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Saturday, June 1

The Mommy's Curse

Season 6 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Saturday, June 1

Party Politics

Season 6 • Episode 3

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Saturday, June 1

A Stash From the Past

Season 6 • Episode 4

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Saturday, June 1

Be My Baby

Season 6 • Episode 5

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Saturday, June 1

Halloween V

Season 6 • Episode 6

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Saturday, June 1

Homeward Bound

Season 6 • Episode 7

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Saturday, June 1

Guilt by Imagination

Season 6 • Episode 8

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Saturday, June 1

Homecoming

Season 6 • Episode 9

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan.

Monday, June 3

Less Is More

Season 4 • Episode 16

Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

Monday, June 3

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 17

Roseanne is glad when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Monday, June 3

This Old House

Season 4 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Jackie's childhood house is slated for demolition.

Monday, June 3

The Commercial Show

Season 4 • Episode 19

The neighbors move; Roseanne pitches the Conners' business on television.

Monday, June 3

Therapy

Season 4 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie see a therapist to work out their differences.

Monday, June 3

Lies

Season 4 • Episode 21

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Monday, June 3

Body by Jake

Season 6 • Episode 23

Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home.

Monday, June 3

Isn't It Romantic?

Season 6 • Episode 24

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Monday, June 3

Altar Egos

Season 6 • Episode 25

Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about marriage.

Monday, June 3

Nine Is Enough

Season 7 • Episode 1

Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark.

Tuesday, June 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 4

Two for One

Season 7 • Episode 2

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Tuesday, June 4

Snoop Davey Dave

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.

Tuesday, June 4

Girl Talk

Season 7 • Episode 4

Dan does not like Roseanne meddling in Becky's marital problems.

Tuesday, June 4

Sleeper

Season 7 • Episode 5

David reveals the woman who appeared in his racy dream, disquieting all.

Wednesday, June 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 5

Skeleton in the Closet

Season 7 • Episode 6

Roseanne's attempts to prank everybody at Leon's Halloween party.

Wednesday, June 5

Follow the Son

Season 7 • Episode 7

Roseanne is jealous of Dan's new bond with D.J.; David dislikes Darlene's new beau.

Wednesday, June 5

Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Wednesday, June 5

White Men Can't Kiss

Season 7 • Episode 9

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Thursday, June 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, June 6

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Thursday, June 6

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, he feels left out of the decision-making process.

Thursday, June 6

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Thursday, June 6

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Friday, June 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 7

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev winds up in AA after a drunken driving arrest, but a Super Bowl party tests her resolve.

Friday, June 7

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Friday, June 7

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Friday, June 7

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 8

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, June 10

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Monday, June 10

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Monday, June 10

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Monday, June 10

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Tuesday, June 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, June 11

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Tuesday, June 11

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Tuesday, June 11

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Tuesday, June 11

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Wednesday, June 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, June 12

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Wednesday, June 12

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Wednesday, June 12

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Wednesday, June 12

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Thursday, June 13

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Thursday, June 13

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Thursday, June 13

The Fifties Show

Season 8 • Episode 6

A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

Thursday, June 13

The Getaway, Almost

Season 8 • Episode 7

Roseanne learns the true meaning of independence; Dan seeks solitude.

Friday, June 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 14

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, June 14

The Last Thursday in November

Season 8 • Episode 8

The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

Friday, June 14

Of Mice and Dan

Season 8 • Episode 9

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Friday, June 14

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Friday, June 14

December Bride

Season 8 • Episode 11

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, June 15

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.