The Best 'Never Been Kissed' Quotes Will Take You Back To High School
The best Never Been Kissed quotes prove why it is a classic '90s romantic comedy. Drew Barrymore plays a reporter who goes undercover as a high school student to report on the kids' lives. And all the while, she's never had a real relationship. While the film received mix reviews upon its release, it's remembered fondly by an entire generation of high schoolers. It was also a moderate box office success. In the spring of 1999, you were bound to hear the best Never Been Kissed quotes constantly from people who fell in love with the movie.
Which of these Never Been Kissed movie quotes fill your heart with joy? From funny to heartfelt, vote for your favorite lines below.
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You Are a Writer
Josie: That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.
Cynthia: Damn girl... you are a writer.
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Any Questions?
Anita: Sex can be fun... when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N' Roses concert, you're gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "They're not gonna want to buy the whole friggin' ice cream truck when you're handing out the popsicles for free!" So, any questions?
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Hear One
Rob: I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.
Josie: Hear one.
Rob: Whatever.
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You're My Teacher
Sam: All I can tell you is that when you're my age, guys will be lined up around the corner for you.
Josie: You have to say that because you're my teacher.
Sam: Actually, I shouldn't say that because I'm your teacher.
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Just Like Carrie
Rob: Wow, that was just like Carrie! I thought she was gonna kill us all.
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Stupid Prom Queen
Josie: Let me tell you something, I don't care about being your stupid prom queen. I'm 25 years old. I'm an undercover reporter for the Chicago Sun Times and I've been beating my brains out trying to impress you people. Let me tell you something Gibby, Kirsten, Kristin, you will spend your lives trying to keep others down because it makes you feel more important. Why her? Let me tell you about this girl, she is unbelievable. I was new here and she befriended me no questions asked. But you, you were only my friend after my brother, Rob, posed as a student and told you to like me. All of you people, there is a big world out there... bigger than prom, bigger than high school and it won't matter if you were the prom queen, the quarterback of the football team, or the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it.
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If You Fail Gym
P.E. Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.
Josie: You guys are still telling that lie?
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White Jeans
Josie: That'll teach me to wear white jeans after labor day.
Gibby: I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.
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Did I Just Say That Out Loud?
Gibby: What is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?
Kristin: That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen. Did I just say that out loud?
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Kissing Losers
Josie: The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
Anita: Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.
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There Goes Another Lemming
Aldys: [Valley Girl accent] Oh my God, like, there goes another lemming!
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Someone Ate My Entire Pie
Josie: Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!
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Jose
James: You! What's your name?
Josie: J-Jo-Josie...
James: Jose?
Josie: Josie Geller!
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Coleslaw King
Rob: I'm the coleslaw king of the world!
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He's Workin'
Merkin: Hey, Merkin ain't jerkin', he's workin'.
