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Warnings: Content/Trigger Warning, Spoilers, Copyrighted.
Notices: Golden Throne, Large Page, Upcoming Content, Unfinished Page.

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⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️

This article contains potentially sensitive content that may be discomforting or upsetting to certain users. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason: Dave and Bambi's source games are Dave’s Fun Algebra Class, Marcello's Fun House and Dave's House, those are Baldi's Basics mods. The 3D models come from there, and Baldi's Basics is unsettling already. Also, Expunged's losing icon in Unfairness and poses may be slightly creepy to some, there is also a secret jumpscare with the Exorcist Girl. In the Furiosity Alpha 4 dialogue, Dave threatens to kill GF. Boyfriend says the N word, and Dave calls Boyfriend the R slur in the old alternate Insanity dialogue. Bambi's original voice sample has a lot of suggestive words. The dialogue for the Vs. Dave Thanksgiving song also is very suggestive.

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TRIGGER WARNING!

This article contains content that may bring users with past trauma, to something that might cause a physical and/or mental reaction. Viewer discretion is advised!

Reason: Furiosity, Polygonized and Glitch all have a feature that will change the hue of everything on screen, this will also cause the screen to shake. The screen also shakes when Expunged sings in Unfairness.

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Major Spoilers Ahead!

You didn't go spilling the beans, did you, Vs. Dave and Bambi? - Hu Tao


This page contains spoilers that may ruin the player's experience. View at your own risk or after playing the mod itself!

Reason: Spoilers for the Secret songs, Daves Endings, and the Lore, mainlly from Terminal section.

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Copyrighted Assets

I'm too lazy to commit copyright infringement on the Vs. Dave and Bambi Mod - TheMaskedChris


This article contains copyrighted music, files, or other copyrighted assets that can claim copyright infringement.

Reason: One of Dave's song: Five Nights, is based on the "Five Nights at Freddy's 1" Song by The Living Tombstone, which is a copyrighted song.

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You are da queen! My brodas! We have found our queen! *clicks tongue* - Ugandan Boyfriend


This mod is on the golden throne! It has more than 1,000,000 views on its download page and can be considered one of the best and most remembered mods in the Friday Night Funkin' community!

Reason: The mod has great reception among fans, reaching more than 720 likes on GameBanana, 1.0M views as of 11/3. This mod also has dedicated fanbase creating fan-mods and "questionable" fantracks.

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Upcoming Content

Come on! It's gonna be a big night! - Sarvente


This mod has upcoming content that is confirmed to be in development, either confirmed on a livestream, a tweet, or any other verified source of information.

Upcoming: A 3.5 is on the way, and it's very likely for the Cheating remake to make its way to the update.[1]

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Unfinished Page

I’m surprised someone as small as you didn’t break anything! - A.G.O.T.I.


This article lacks content, whether it be lacking Assets, Trivia, Music, or something else. You can help Funkipedia Mods Wiki by expanding it with more info! Thank you!

Reason: 01/02/2022: Recurser's spritesheet, as well as Tristan's animated death, retry, hit and attack poses are needed. Also, his old and golden versions are missing animations. We also need Dave's poses for Splitathon but animated. Some old and playable Bambi idles are missing too. There's also some extra characters hidden in the charting menu that need to be added.
11/02/2022: Mr. Bambis info, static Animations. Marcello Dave, animated poses for Davefriend, and a early 3.0 build was found in the description of this video

Vs. Dave and Bambi, formerly Vs. Dave, and referred to as Vs. Expunged when Expunged is admin, is a mod created by MoldyGH based on the Baldi's Basic mods, Dave’s Fun Algebra Class, Marcello's Fun House and Dave's House. It currently has 6 weeks, 7 playable characters, 32 songs, and more than 25 different versions/updates.

Story

Dave's Funkin Class

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This week only has 1 song: Warm-up. Despite this being in the story mode, it most likely isn't canon to the story as it has no dialogue or cutscenes, as well as the fact it just simply serves as a tutorial song in the mod, with its slow pacing.

Dave's Fun Rapping Battle

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Boyfriend and Girlfriend met Dave, who was grilling some sausages. BF beeps, and Dave freaks out a little. However, after seeing who it was, Dave says he saw them two days ago, and BF asks for a rap battle, which Dave enthusiastically accepts. After the first song, Dave gets a annoyed but keeps up appearances and asks for another rap battle. As the second song plays, Dave's interdimensional dislocation occurs as he and the crew's surroundings become three-dimensional, which he realizes too late. In the last song, Dave freaks out and desperately asks for help to get the world back to normal for BF. What happens next varies on the player's accuracy in the song.

If accuracy is high, the world returns to 2D, then Dave will thank Boyfriend for turning the world back to normal. If the accuracy is low, however, it's kind of the same as the first ending except Dave had expected better and feels a bit disappointed. But in the worst ending, BF falls unconscious after the events of getting out of the third dimension not long after and Dave is quite disappointed. However in all endings, Dave gives Boyfriend and Girlfriend an invitation as a thank you or helping him turn the world back 2D.

Mr. Bambi's Fun Corn Maze!

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After the events of Dave's week, the invitation that Boyfriend and Girlfriend had received from him was to a picnic at a corn farm as a thank you for helping him turn the world back 2D. As the couple walks through the farm, the supposed owner appears, Bambi. The small farmer thinks they went there only to steal his corn and immediately demands a rap battle to banish both of them. After the first song, Dave calls Bambi saying they didn't go there to steal corn, but were rather invited there by Dave himself. However, due to Bambi's stupidity, he switches off his cell phone and then believes the couple were using Dave as an excuse. After Bambi realizes he's going to lose, he threatens BF saying "Don't win this one... or... or... I'll break my phone! Yeah, I'll smash my phone and you'll get grounded!"

Ultimately, Bambi breaks the phone and blames the event on BF and GF and calls for yet another rap battle. After several minutes, Dave finally arrives and Bambi is left in shock. Dave reveals the reason why he was late was due to his son, Tristan, constantly complaining. After Dave explains everything, Bambi finally realizes he broke the phone for no reason, to which Girlfriend questioned how he even thought it was a good idea in the first place. After the crew settle down, the week ends with everyone having a picnic.

The Finale

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After having the picnic, Dave states that they haven't really settled on who's better of rap battling, to which Girlfriend states she can get a competition arranged quickly. Dave says to Girlfriend to put on the longest song she has, to which she responds 10 minutes. Then, Dave challenges Boyfriend to one last showdown for the victory. However, Bambi asks if he could join, but Dave rejects his request. Bambi is angered, but sits down and spectates. However, despite the rejection, Bambi forcefully takes the spotlight later on in the song.

After the battle, Tristan states that he thinks Bambi's phone is broken, as the screen is only black. Bambi, angered by this statement, asks Tristan why he was even on his phone in the first place, to which Dave also remarks how Tristan shouldn't be on Bambi's phone without his permission to do so. However Tristan continues to remark how it was really fun to use his phone, stating that there was this 'number game' he played and his favorite one to call was 911. Dave gets angered and states he could have got into lots of trouble and gets Tristan grounded, although in response to this Tristan starts crying. Dave afterwards demands Tristan to hand him the phone, to which his son did so. After the short heated argument, Dave says he and Tristan are going home, but before he does he tells BF and GF that he and Bambi are holding a festival soon, and offers them if they would like to participate, to which the couple accepts. Dave tells the two to come to Bambi's farm next week.

Bambi's Corn Festival!

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The couple arrives to the corn festival and they see a whole crowd and a show being put on. Dave greets the couple and states that the crowd is pretty scarce but he will try to put up a good show, to which GF states that they're pretty good at putting up a show. Dave then states that they'll be performing with Bambi, Tristan, and them Dave himself. However, due to Dave's constant explanation and delaying time, Bambi complains, "Come on!!!". Dave then stops and says they can start the performance.

After Bambi and Tristan's performances, Dave was up next. However, an unexpected occurrence took place and before everyone knew it, Dave and the world was three dimensional yet again, and everyone was flying around. Dave, startled, asks for help again to turn back 2D, to which BF accepts as they quickly get into action.

After the unexpected event, Dave gets relieved that everything is normal now and suggests everyone should do something else. The festival continues for a few hours until it becomes late as everyone arrives home. However, BF and GF follow Dave home so they could have another final round before departing ways. Dave accepts and says that he doesn't think changing dimensions would happen twice in a row anyway. After the rap battle, however, Dave falls asleep.

Bambi's Master Week

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This week, like the first, is non-canon (being purely comedic). In it, an alternate version of Bambi appears at Dave's house and challenges Boyfriend (with Girlfriend) to a rap battle. They sing, and Bambi threatens to break his phone if he loses it a second time, which he does when it happens. After that, suddenly, Bambi suffers severe psychological damage (according to his own words) and everyone is taken to outer space. There, a very angry Bambi sings for 30 seconds with Boyfriend, and releases his last verse. Soon after, he explodes (with a Big Bang recreation animation).

Gameplay Mechanics

Furiosity, Polygonized, Supernovae, Glitch, Master, and Exploitation all have moments where the screen will start shaking and change the hue of the screen, in an attempt to distract the player.

Polygonized and Interdimensional has an extra layer of notes to pay attention to in the 3.0 update. The new layer consists of notes shaped in random 3D shapes, and the SPACE bar needs to be held down to access the layer. Releasing the SPACE bar reverts the arrows back to the normal layer.

Bambi's Week has phone-like notes. On Bambi's chart, it plays his alt animations. On BF's chart, the note will temporarily disable the strumline it appeared on when missed.

Maze has the player starting the song with slightly less Health than usual.

Cheating and Unfairness can also shake the screen, however it's small enough to go unnoticed.

Cheating has multiple different gimmicks to make it a proper punishment for, as the song's name states, Cheating, including:

  • The player taking damage each time Expunged hits a note (which can kill BF if HP is low enough).
  • Each note (except the down note prior to 3.0) appearing in the wrong lane.
  • The Notes and the Strikelines themselves horizonally moving around, in an attempt to confuse the player.

The v2.5 update introduced another song, Unfairness, which introduces some more gameplay alterations such as:

  • The player taking damage each time Expunged hits a note, however the player takes less damage overall compared to Cheating.
    • Earlier, the player's health bar would decrease every several seconds. It would look like the player is missing notes even though they are not pressing any.
  • The Notes and Strikelines circling around the center of the screen.
  • Starting the song with max Health. This only applies to v2.5, as in later versions you start the song with 50% Health just like other songs.
  • Ghost tapping being automatically turned off.
  • Each note having a different scroll speed.
  • When the player is currently using Upscroll, the song automatically switches to Downscroll.

Exploitation has a lot of modcharts. Expunged's sprite will also outright appear outside the game window at one point.

  • In the pause menu, the option the player hovers over can randomly change without making any input.
  • Near the part where Expunged exits the window, a notification will appear informing the player that expunged.dat has been detected as a potential threat.

Each character in the character selection menu has their own score multipliers depending on what notes the player presses.

  • Boyfriend gives a score multiplier of 1x (or 350 points) for every note.
  • Dave gives a score multiplier of .25x on the left and right notes and 2x on the up and down notes.
  • Bambi gives a score multiplier of 0x on every note except for the up note, which gives a score multiplier of 3x.
  • Tristan gives a score multipler of .5x on every note except for the left note, which gives a score multiplier of 2x.
  • Golden Tristan gives a score multiplier of .25x on every note except for the down note, which gives a score multiplier of 2x.
  • 3D Dave has the exact opposite multipliers as 2D Dave (2x on left and right, .25x on up and down)
  • Expunged gives a score multipler of 0x on every note except for the right note, which gives a score multiplier of 3x, similar to Bambi.

While this is not much of a gameplay interference, during Cheating, Unfairness, Exploitation, Glitch, Supernovae and Kabunga, additional text is displayed below the song title in the lower left corner. While Glitch and Supernovae credit their respective composers, the others read completely different texts unique to their songs.

  • In Cheating, it reads "Notes are scrambled! FUCK you!"
  • In Unfairness, it reads "Ghost tapping is forced off! FUCK YOU!"
    • Prior to 3.0, it reads "Ghost tapping is forced off! Screw you!"
  • In Kabunga, it reads "OH MY GOD I JUST DEFLATED"
  • In Exploitation, it reads "You won't survive, Boyfriend!"
    • If self-awareness is enabled, it will instead read "You won't survive", then the username set on the player's computer. like this: You won't survive {{USER}} !
  • Prior to 3.0, Mealie also had composer credits present in the lower left corner.

Recursed has notes with freeplay letters for textures. Missing one will have an X appear over BF's sprite. Missing four will change BF's skin, cause the camera to tilt around, disable health regen and slowly draining health until a certain number of notes have been hit.

Five Nights has some gameplay mechanics in its disposal.

  • The player controls a blast door that works similar to the doors in Five Nights at Freddy's.
  • Nofriend would try to attack Dave at certain occasions of the song, and if the door isn't closed the player is put into an automatic Game Over, styled like the jumpscares from Five Nights at Freddy's.
  • Much like the game, the player also has to keep track of how much power Dave has left. When the door is kept closed, a lot of power is consumed. When the power goes out, the building goes dark as the player is put into an automatic Game Over.
  • Health regen and combo counter are disabled, while Nofriend has those luxuries as if Dave is still an opponent.

Trivia

Songs and Sprites

  • The first two songs in Bambi's Master Week are from another rhythm game, Clone Hero.
    • The section of Supernovae used in the mod is actually only the final solo. The full song, produced by ArchWK, is 15 minutes long, and features solos from 12 other artists in the Clone Hero community.
    • Glitch is a song that was produced by The Boneyard, a group consisting of top Clone Hero player Frif as well as several other artists in the Clone Hero community.
    • Prior to 3.0, these songs were directly sampled, however, in 3.0, they are remixes.
  • Polygonized, Interdimensional, and Exploitation have the ability to shake the screen.
    • The screen also cycles through the RGB color wheel alongside the shaking.
  • The song Insanity shares a name with another song by Corrupt.
  • Dave's first song House is the only song that doesn't use external plugins in FL Studio.
  • Splitathon is the only song to have both Bambi and Dave sing in one song.
  • Many of the mod’s songs have leitmotifs to each other.
    • The Menu Music, House, and Blocked have a leitmotif to Glitch.
    • Furiosity, Maze and Splitathon have a leitmotif to House.
    • Blocked and Corn Theft have a leitmotif to Insanity.
    • Maze has a leitmotif to Glitch.
    • The beginning and ending instrumental for Insanity has a leitmotif to Splitathon's Bambi section.
    • Exploitation has a leitmotif to Cheating.
  • 3D Dave originally stood up in Alpha 6-9, but this was changed in 1.0 to have him sit on a 3D version of his wheelchair.
  • Originally Cleary on Twitter and Discord were to make the Dave sprites before being replaced with Rapparep lol.
  • In these sprites, Dave is depicted as standing.
    • However, Tristan's sprite sheet was made by TheBuilderXD.
  • Bambi's original sprite sheet was taken from Rapparep's mod with permission.
  • In Vs. Dave's Pre-Alpha Build, Insanity was completely different, but was later remade because of the constant usage of jacks.
    • The same is true for the first Versions of Corn Theft and Maze, with Corn Theft's old Version being rejected simply because Moldy didn't like it, and Old Maze because of it being quite repetitive.
  • Dave, Nofriend, and Expunged's 3D models were made in Paint 3D.
    • The grass in alpha versions 1-9 however was made in Blender.
  • Prior to 3.0, House, Insanity, Polygonized, Bonus Song, Furiosity and Blocked have an extra difficulty called Legacy which uses their original charts, before being removed from the mod entirely.
    • Before v2.5, the Legacy difficulty was instead called "Un-Nerfed" and was exclusive to Dave's weeks.
    • In the 2.5b update, Blocked received a legacy difficulty as well.
  • The Secret song added in v1.0 is based off a meme of VS Matt. The meme, in present is referencing how Matt's charting is too spammy in the old version. The opponent in Secret is Bambi.
  • The v1.0 icon for Splitathon used for the OST and Freeplay menu uses Bambi's Alpha 9 icon. That's because the icon for Splitathon was made before Bambi's Icon was updated.
  • In v2.0, Pressing 7 in Cheating will make the player instantly lose.
  • It was originally intended to restart the player's computer in Unfairness, however this feature was scrapped due to various issues.
  • The bridge in the old background of Bambi's week is a reference to the Garry's Mod map, gm_flatgrass.
  • In some parts of Insanity, Dave will become 3D and the background will turn into the one from Polygonized.
  • The quote "there was doodoo feces" heard in Bambi Speak is taken from an interview with late singer Michael Jackson about his time in prison, as he was talking about how horrible the bathrooms there were, quote: "there was doodoo feces all over the walls, the ceiling..."
  • The Cutscene before House uses Pre-Alpha Insanity's Instrumental as Background Music.
    • Both the v1.0 and v2.0 Cutscenes for Maze use the Bad-Ending Music as Background Music as well.
  • Although not normally playable, Cheating was actually added in v1.0, not v2.0.
    • This older version was quite different however, as it lacked a sprite for Expunged, an unique background (simply reusing the one from Furiosity) and the strikelines moving around during the song.
    • Cheating was also originally supposed to use 26 keys, but that was scrapped because the Developers never got to adding it (see pinned comment for source).
      • Cheating at the time was also instead called Bambi-Finale.
  • Worst Ending before 1.0 was called the "Vomit Ending", having Dave vomiting on the ground due to how bad the player was.
  • In the Icon grid for Playtester Build 1 and 1.0.2 are unused "HD" Icons for Bambi, it is currently unknown where they would have been used.
  • The Dave and Bambi soundtrack is now on Spotify.
    • Supernovae, Glitch, and Secret are not included due to the former two not being original and the latter not even being a proper song.
      • If 3.0's OST were to have a Spotify Playlist, Supernovae and Glitch would probably be included due to them being remixes.
    • Mealie and Vs. Dave Thanksgiving are not included most likely because they were released after the Spotify OST release.
      • It could also be because Mealie wasn't original and Vs. Dave Thanksgiving wasn't a proper song.
    • Screwed is not included due to it not being original, then being removed due to controversy and decisions for the 2.5 update.
  • In Splitathon, Dave and Bambi never use a duet icon, their icons simply appear in place of each other, forcibly throwing the other's icon off of the health bar in the process.
  • Splitathon has one of the highest amount of notes in any FNF mod, with a staggering 2889.
    • This is likely because of the amount of spam (mainly on Bambi's parts) along with the length of the song. (10 minutes)
  • Joke Bambi's Secret Dialogue Theme originates from a 21st century humor video.
  • The Game Over theme for Exploitation is actually the original schoolhouse theme used in Dave's Fun Algebra Class slowed down by 260%.
  • Rano's background has a hidden stock image of a bear located off-camera, referencing a video uploaded by WowzaboiModder where he had to escape from a bear during a field trip event in Baldi's Basics.[2]
  • Cheating is the only song in 3.0 to change the scroll speed on different difficulties, it is also the only Expunged song in the mod to have a consistent scroll speed throughout the song, as Unfairness and Exploitation have each note have a different scroll speed.

Other

  • Bambi (And by extension, Expunged) was voiced by a Brazilian guy on Discord, YouTube, Twitter, etc. called MarcelloBasics03 or Marcello for short.
    • Bambi and Expunged's voices were sampled from a video by MoldyGH called GET TROLLED!!!!!, where Moldy trolls Marcello in a Discord call.
  • Dave's origin was from a mod of Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning called Dave's Fun Algebra Class.
  • In Polygonized and Interdimensional, Dave speaks using a font that resembles barcodes.
    • It is also possible to somehow break it though using the Terminal.
  • In Polygonized and Interdimensional, Dave is not actually angry, but instead needs help turning back to his "reality's form".
    • From the Bambi update to the 1.0 update, Dave was furious as the name intended to be because the player caused him to turn 3D.
  • Bambi's origin is from a joke game called Marcello's Fun House.
    • The game is basically a Baldi's Basic's clone, however the game only has two rooms and Marcello (Bambi) usually kills the player anyway.
  • Expunged and Beta 1 - 1.0.2 3D Dave use the same spritesheet.
  • There is a censored version of break_phone.ogg (The origin Bambi and Expunged's vocals) in the game files. The aforementioned file being a recording of an 18 minute discord call between Marcello and MoldyGH, in which Marcello hits his phone multiple times.
  • Dave and Tristan are NOT related to Baldi, even though Dave and Tristan are based off a Baldi's Basics mod called Dave's Fun Algebra Class, which was also made by MoldyGH on itch.io.
    • Bambi, however, was created by a different person called Marcello for a humorous Baldi's Basics fangame known as Marcello's Fun House.
  • In the 2022 April Fools update, every instance of Bambi is removed. Thus, making every song with Bambi in it, including Splitathon unplayable.
    • The GameBanana page for the mod also got changed to "Vs. Dave and Tristan".
      • The new April Fools update will replace the entire Menu Background to Pre Alpha Daves.
  • It has been confirmed that Splitathon 2 will not be coming to the mod.[3]
  • In the files for 3.0 exists a minigame titled Corn Game. It is not known how it would work nor how to access it. The images were removed in later hotfixes.
    • However, the music files still remain.
      • It is possible to see how it would look like here[4], before Cuzsie was kicked off the team.
  • Exploitation uses 9 different Modcharts[5].
  • Recursed won the best mod song of the year.[6].
  • In earlier versions of the mod, Pressing X would place a Phone note. In 2.0 it drains the player's health, however it 2.5, it does nothing.
    • In 3.0, it's a regular part of the chart editor.
  • Cheating was editable back in 1.0.
  • Cheating was theoretically unbeatable back in 2.5.

Easter Eggs and Secrets

  • When the player starts up the game, there is about a 1/10000 chance of a picture of Bambi popping up on the player's screen, after 10 seconds, there is a Bambi and Exorcist Girl jumpscare and the game crashes.
  • When playing any of Bambi's Songs in Story Mode, there is a 1/1000 that the dialogue music will change, the secret dialogue music is the same from Bambi's Master Week.
  • When attempting to enter Freeplay, there is about a 1/2000 chance that the player will be redirected to Boycott Baldi Dies 2.
  • Attempting to access the chart editor during certain songs (mostly ones featured in the Joke or Terminal categories) will result in various different events occuring.
    • Entering it during Vs Dave Rap will take the player to Vs Dave Rap Two.
    • Entering it during Supernovae will take the player to Cheating.
    • Entering it during Glitch will take the player to Kabunga.
    • Entering it during Cheating will take the player to Unfairness.
    • Entering it during Master or Exploitation will lead to an automatic Game Over.
    • Entering it during Unfairness will take the player to a hidden log terminal. See section below for further details.
    • Entering it during Kabunga will crash the game and take the player to Five Nights at Muko's.
    • Entering it during Recursed will direct the player to a randomly chosen song from the mod.
      • Trying to access the chart editor of Supernovae, Glitch, or Master through any other means (EX: Typing the song name in the debug menu of another song) will simply play the sound effect from missing a note.
        • Prior to 3.0, it sends the player to a video of Kanye East rapping and crashes the game on purpose.
        • Trying to do the same with any songs related to Expunged (Cheating, Unfairness, and Exploitation) will show the player a "You Cheated" ending screen, and take them to the previously mentioned jumpscare.
        • Doing so with Recursed will direct the player to the song instead.
  • There is a random chance that Baldi will appear at the far away building in any of Bambi's story mode songs. Clicking on him will take the player to Roofs.
  • In order to play Bambi's Master Week in 3.0, the player must press 7 on the week selection menu.
  • Spam-scrolling in any Freeplay menu will unlock the secret song Recursed.
  • By quitting to the main menu in Exploitation, the mod will crash and revert everything back to normal. However, the warning normally shown when entering the mod will instead be replaced with "Coward.".
  • In Exploitation, Expunged will create and open a "HELLO.txt" file for every Game Over. The file contains a random quote from a list, the quotes being:
    • punishment day is here, this one is removing you.
    • i can see you.
    • HAHAHHAHAHA
    • nice try.
    • i could do this all day.
    • do that again. i like watching you fail.
    • try again, if you dare.
    • i found you.
    • got you.
  • In the source code, the player can find a line of code that quits the game and opens a video if the player fails a song in the Bambi week, The video is called "GET TROLLED!" and it consists of 17 minutes of Marcello's (the guy Mr. Bambi parodies) doing random actions. This is also where the post-Corn Theft cutscene audio originates from as well as Bambi's samples in his week.
    • This easter egg has been scrapped.
  • When playing Bambi's Master Week/any of its songs in Freeplay, the application name will be changed randomly to any of these:
    • alright instagram its shoutout time
    • bruh
    • industrial society and its future
    • when you realize that you have school this monday
    • my ass itch
    • i got that weed card
    • my ears burn
      • All of these application names are memes, most notably "bruh" (Bruh Sound Effect 2) and "my ears burn" (Ayo The Pizza Here)

Terminal

Major Spoilers Ahead!

COME AND FACE ME, VS. DAVE AND BAMBI. YOUR TIME HAS COME. - Ultra M


This page contains spoilers that may ruin the player's experience. View at your own risk or after playing the mod itself!

Reason: This section spoilers several deeper lore elements of the mod.

The Terminal is a feature that is accessed by pressing 7 in Unfairness. In the Terminal, the player can access special songs and lore about characters.

There are eight characters the player can use in the console:

  • Dave
  • Bambi
  • Tristan
  • Expunged
  • Exbungo
  • Recurser (doesn't work in 3.0a)
  • Moldy
  • Boyfriend (only work if not have granted for admin)

By typing "admin grant [eight characters the player can use].dat", the player can access several songs.

  • Granting Expunged admin causes the mod to crash. When it's opened back up, the application name is renamed to Vs. Expunged, and Exploitation is unlocked.
  • Granting Exbungo admin will load a random song from the mod, replace the opponent with Exbungo, add amen breaks to the instrumental and adds the distortion effect from Kabunga.
  • Granting Moldy admin will cause the game to crash and redirect the player to a video where he plays pre-1.3 Baldi's Basics.
  • Granting Dave admin loads House with Cheating's Modchart.
  • Granting Bambi admin loads a version of Shredder where all notes become the up note.
  • Granting Tristan admin makes the notes group in a Left, Right, Down, Up order rather than Left, Down, Up, Right, and loads a cover of him singing House.
  • Granting Recurser admin loads Polygonized with a wavy arrow Modchart and notably different beginning and ending dialogue. The setting also takes place at night without the world being 3d until the end, as if nothing happened to Dave after the events of Insanity.

By typing "> open [keyword]", strings of text relating to the keyword will be shown will be shown. Words displayed in all caps can often be used as keywords.

  • > open dave says: Forever lost and adrift. Trying to change his destiny. Despite this, it pulls him by a lead. It doesn't matter to him though. He has a child to feed.
  • > open bambi says: A forgotten GOD. The truth will never be known. The extent of his POWERs won't ever unfold.
  • > open tristan says: The key to defeating the one whose name shall not be stated. A heart of gold that will never become faded.
  • > open moldy says: Let me show you my DS family!
  • > open recurser says: A being of chaos that wants to spread ORDER. Despite this, his sanity is at the border.
  • > open exbungo says: [FAT AND UGLY.]
  • > open expunged says: [DATA DELETED] [FUCK YOU!]
    • Prior to 3.0b, it said: The End. they weren't created by a beast. They were created by the one who wanted power the leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [DATA DELETED] [FUCK YOU!]
  • > open boyfriend says: LOG [REDACTED]: A multiversal constant, for some reason. Must dive into further research.
    • Prior to 3.0b, it said: LOG -1: Beep skeedoop bop! Skeep leep. Skadeep!
  • > open 1 says: LOG 1: Hello. I'm currently writing this from in my lab. This entry will probably be short. Tristan is only 3 and will wake up soon. But this is mostly just to test things. Bye.
  • > open 2 says: LOG 2: I randomly turned 3-Dimensional again, but things we're different this time... I appeared in a void with random red geometric shapes scattered everywhere and an unknown light source. What is this place? Can I visit it again?
  • > open 3 says: LOG 3: I'm currently working on studying interdimensional dislocation. There has to be a root cause. Some trigger. I hope there aren't any long term side effects.
    • Prior to 3.0b, this was written as LOG 4.
  • > open 4 says: LOG 4: I'm doing various tests on myself, trying to figure out what causes the POLYGONization. It hurts a lot, but I must keep a smile. For Tristan's sake.
  • > open 6 says: LOG 6: Not infront of Tristan. I almost lost him in that void. I- [DATA DELETED]
  • > open 7 says: LOG 7: My interdimensional dislocation appears to be caused by a mass amount of stress. How strange. Maybe I could isolate this effect.
    • Prior to 3.0b, this was written as LOG 6.
  • > open 10 says: LOG 10: Working on the PROTOTYPE.
  • > open 14 says: LOG 14: I need to stop naming these numerically its getting confusing.
  • > open 5, 8, 9, 11, 12, and 13 says: [FILE DELETED]
  • > open god says: Artifact 1: A stone with symbols and writings carved into it. | Description:Its a figure that has hundreds of EYEs all across its body. | Notes: Why does it look so much like Bambi?
  • > open power says: [I HATE THEM.] [THEY COULD'VE HAD SO MUCH POWER, BUT THEY THREW IT AWAY.] [AND IN THAT HEAP OF UNWANTED POWER, I WAS CREATED.]
  • > open order says: What is order? There are many definitions. Recurser doesn't use any of these though. They want to keep everything the way they love it. To them, that's order.
  • > open polygon says: He will never be <free>.
  • > open prototype says: Project <P.R.A.E.M.> Notes: The SOLUTION. Estimated Build Time: 2 years.
  • > open eye says: Our LORD told us that he would remove one of his eyes everyday. He tells me that he's doing this to save us. That he might one day become unreasonable and we need to have faith in ourselves.... Please, I promise you that's what he said. I-I'm not lying. Don't hurt me.
  • > open p.r.a.e.m says: Name: Power Removal And Extraction Machine | Progress: Complete | Notes: Took longer than expected. Tristan's 7th BIRTHDAY is in a month.
  • > open solution says: I feel every ounce of my being torn to shreds and reconstructed with some parts removed. I can hear the electronical hissing of the machine. Every fiber in my being is begging me to STOP. I don't.
  • > open lord says: A being of many eyes. A being so wise. He gives it all up to ensure, that the golden one will have a bright future.
  • > open birthday says: Sent back to the void, a shattered soul encounters his broken <reflection>.
  • > open stop says: A reflection that is always wrong now has appeared in his dream. It's a part thats now missing. A chunk out of his soul.

By typing "vault free p.r.a.e.m reflection", the player will be given access to several new keywords that can be used with the "open" command.

  • > open cGVyZmVjdGlvbg ("perfection" in base64) says: [BLADE WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECT. BUT DAVE HAD TO REFUSE.]
  • > open bGlhcg ("liar" in base64) says: LOG 331: I refuse to put Tristan through the torture that is P.R.A.E.M. Especially for [DATA EXPUNGED]. Not now. Not ever.
  • > open YmVkdGltZSBzb25n ("bedtime song" in base64) says: Even when you're feeling blue. And the world feels like its crumbling around you. Just know that I'll always be there. I wish I knew, everything that will happen to you. But I don't, and that's okay. As long as I'm here you'll always see a sunny day.
  • > open dGhlIG1lZXRpbmcgcDE= ("the meeting p1" in base64) or > open dGhlIG1lZXRpbmcgcDI= ("the meeting p2" in base64) leads to these respective interactions between Recursed and Dave.

Recursericon Recurser: You're Dave

[Dave turns around abruptly, startled.]

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Uh. Yeah.

Recursericon Recurser: I've been watching.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: ...

Recursericon Recurser: Why are you 3D? Can you stop?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: I... don't know. And if I could, I would.

Recursericon Recurser: Out of Order. This... isn't what you do.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: "Out of Order..?"

Recursericon Recurser: Yeah. Things aren't the way they are supposed to be. Wrong.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: I can... agree.

Recursericon Recurser: And... what about [DATA EXPUNGED]

[Dave Freezes]

Dave3.0Icon Dave: How did you-

Recursericon Recurser: I already have explained. I've been watching.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: ...

Dave3.0Icon Dave:Can you help me?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: You spend a lot of time around this... place. Can you prevent [DATA EXPUNGED] from messing things up please...

Recursericon Recurser: I'll stop them from causing things to go out of order.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Thank you...

  • > open YmlydGhkYXk= ("birthday" in base64) shows a link to davetabase-birthday, revealing details on Tristan's birthday party.
    • The "creature" is Expunged corrupting Dave's spritesheet, as confirmed in this archive.org snapshot showing a "writer's note" about referring to him as "Proto-Expunged"
  • > open ZW1haWw= ("email" in base64) shows a link to davetabase-mysterious-email, a Google Drive folder containing numerous coded messages. A lone readme file sits in the folder from "Center Fuse", informing Dave this is to "satisfy your curiosity about him and everything that surrounds him", and warns him to stop after, as it isn't safe.
  • > open YXJ0aWZhY3QzLWE= ("artifact3-a" in base64) shows a link to davetabase-artifact3, a dithered photograph with a sheet of paper, having another cipher written on it. Plastic cups can also be seen on the desk surface the paper lies on.

There were also other commands the player could type which mostly lead to other songs.

If "welcometobaldis" is entered, a message appears saying "This was fun while it lasted but do it the intended way now plz k thx"

  • Prior to 3.0b, it took the player straight to the You Can Think Pad minigame before Roofs.

Version History

Version Pre-Alpha (March 24th, 2021)

  • The first versions of House and Insanity have been added.
  • Placeholder sprites for Dave, alongside his icons and have been added.
  • Dave's icons and bckground have been added.
  • Dave's week and it's corresponding icon have been added.

The Bambi Update (March 31st, 2021)

  • Furiosity has been added.
  • Insanity and it's chart have been updated.
  • Furiosity's screen shaking effect has been added.
  • Dave's placeholder sprites have been replaced by proper ones.
  • Furiosity Dave's sprites, icons and background have been added.
  • Dave's week icon has been updated.
  • Bambi has been added, alongside his week and icons.
  • The week icon for Bambi's week has been added.
  • Supernovae has been added.
  • The .exe file has been renamed to "VsDave.exe" and it's icon has been updated.

Version Alpha 1 (April 3rd, 2021)

  • Dave's sprites have been updated.
  • Dave's background has been updated.

Version Alpha 4 (April 5th, 2021)

  • Dave's normal and Furiosity sprites and icons have been updated.
  • The note effect from Milf has been added into Furiosity.
  • Girlfriend's scared sprite has been added into Furiosity.
  • The Warning text has been added.
  • Dave and Bambi now have sprites for the week select menu.
  • Dave now has dialogue sprites.
  • Dialogue has been added to House, Insanity and Furiosity.
  • The .exe file icon has been updated.

Version Alpha 5 (April 6th, 2021)

  • The Warning Text has been updated.
  • Dave now uses new dialogue sprites.
  • Easier charts for House and Furiosity have been added.
  • The note speed for all easy and normal charts has been lowered.

Version Alpha 6 (April 12th, 2021)

  • Dave's Furiosity sprites have been updated.
  • The dialogue for House, Insanity and Furiosity has been updated.

Version Alpha 7 (April 13th, 2021)

  • Dialogue has been overhauled.
  • The backgrounds have been updated.
  • Supernovae's new dialogue has been added.
  • Dave's scaling has been fixed.

Version Alpha 8 (April 16th, 2021)

  • Most remaining dialogue issues have been fixed.
  • Mr. Bambi's offsets have been fixed.
  • Bambi's week no longer requires you to beat Dave's week to unlock it.
  • Week icons have been updated.

Version Alpha 9 (April 17th, 2021)

  • The good and bad endings have been added.
  • Bambi's background has been updated.
  • Glitch has been added to Bambi's week.

Version Beta 1 (April 27th, 2021)

  • Playable characters have been added.
  • Dave's Normal and 3D sprites have been updated.
  • Bambi's sprites have been redone.
  • 3D Dave's dialogue sprites have been updated.
  • The Bambi week cutscene and its sprites have been added.
  • Blocked has been added to Bambi's week.
  • Bonus Song and it's background has been added.
  • The Unnerfed difficulty has been added.
  • All charts have been redone.
  • 3D Notes have been added.
  • The mod's logo has been added.
  • Tristan has been added alongside his sprites and icons.
  • The Dave and Bambi weeks' story mode icons have been updated.
  • Dave and Bambi's story mode sprites have been temporarily removed.
  • The "Bruh", Vomit and RTX Endings has been added.
  • The size of Dave's background has been tweaked.
  • The text at the top of the window has been changed.
  • The week select's background color has been changed to blue.

Beta 1 Hotfix (April 27th, 2021)

  • Story Mode crashing when dying has been fixed.

Version Beta 2 (May 10th, 2021)

  • Bambi's week has been overhauled. Bambi now has a new background alongside new normal and dialogue sprites.
  • Corn Theft and Maze alongside their dialogue have been added.
  • Supernovae and Glitch have been moved to freeplay.
  • Blocked has been moved to the first song of Bambi's week.
  • The Menu Theme has been added.
  • Joke Bambi is now a separate character and has new icons.
  • The Unnerfed difficulty has been removed.
  • Dave and Bambi's Splitathon icons have been added.
  • Tristan's icons have been flipped.
  • 7 New Backgrounds have been added.
  • GF's dialogue sprites have been added.
  • The "Donate" button has been removed and replaced by the "OST" button.
  • Placeholder dialogue has been added to House.
  • Furiosity's, Insanity's and Blocked's dialogue has been updated.
  • 3D Dave now speaks in barcode.
  • The Bad, Good and Vomit (Now renamed to Worst) endings have been redrawn.
  • The last song in a week no longer appears in the week select.
  • The Bambi Week's subtitle has been changed to "Mr. Bambi's Fun Corn Maze!".
  • "1.2 Kade Engine" in the main menu has been changed to "DAVE Kade Engine".
  • The .exe file icon has been updated.

Version 1.0 (June 30th, 2021)

  • Splitathon and the finale week have been added.
  • Dave and Bambi's splitathon sprites have been added.
  • Splitathon's dialogue has been added.
  • Dave's dialogue has been rewritten.
  • The Mod's Logo has been updated.
  • Boyfriend's chromatic has been updated.
  • A shader that shakes the screen and cycles through the color wheel has been added to Furiosity an Glitch.
  • The default font has been changed to Comic Sans.
  • The weeks now have banners.
  • Tristan's sprites have been updated.
  • Dave’s offsets have been fixed.
  • A Night Shader has been added to Splitathon.
  • The Dave and Bambi weeks' icons have been remade.
  • The Warning Text has been updated.
  • "DAVE Kade Engine" in the main menu has been changed to "Dave Engine".
  • The character select font has been changed to Comic Sans.
  • The last song of a week not appearing in the week select has been fixed.
  • Vocals not playing on Blocked's Easy and Normal difficulties has been fixed.
  • Issues with the camera have been fixed.

Version 1.0.1 (June 30th, 2021)

  • Blocked's charts having no voice track has been fixed.
  • The Lock System has been removed.

Version 1.0.2 (September 14th, 2021)

  • The mod crashing after completing the weeks while freeplay was not previously loaded has hopefuly been fixed.
  • Eyesores defaulting to off has hopefully been fixed.
  • A secret new song has been added.

Version 2.0 (August 25th, 2021)

  • Graphics have been overhauled.
  • Being able to spam enter has been fixed.
  • Being able to scroll characters in the character select screen has been fixed.
  • An "enable eyesores" text at the initial boot-up to deal with bug introduced in release 1.0 has been added.
  • More anti-cheat measures for Supernovae and Cheating have been added.
  • Screwed has been added.
  • Opponent Note Glow has been added.
  • Expunged (at the time 3D Bambi) has been added.
  • Week 6 has been somewhat fixed.
  • Various offsets have been adjusted.
  • Bonus Song's and Insanity's vocals have been fixed.
  • Various new cutscenes have been added to story mode.
  • Dialogue layering has been fixed.
  • Old Maze, Old Corntheft, and Old Insanity have been added into freeplay.
  • Dave now has unique sprites for Insanity.
  • New logo in title screen
  • Golden Tristan has been added.
  • Lag spikes during Splitathon have hopefully been fixed.
  • Credits menu has been added.
  • Freeplay menu has been redone.
  • The Kade Engine logo occasionally being cut off has been fixed.
  • The Icon Bounce now looks nicer.
  • The "New Camera" has been adjusted to not be based on BF's animations.
  • Fixed Bambi's animations not playing.
  • Various sprites not having anti-aliasing has been fixed.
  • In-game credits have been added to songs not composed by Moldy.
  • The difficulty in the corner of Splitathon now displays "Final" instead of "Normal".

Version 2.0b (September 3rd, 2021)

  • If you now don't have a character unlocked in the character select, the text will show "???" instead of the actual character name.
  • Very minor tweaks have been made to the Chart Editor.
  • The Finale difficulty has been added for when Splitathon is selected in Story mode.
  • An issue in story mode & freeplay where if you selected a difficulty that wasn't Normal and you selected Splitathon, the score would show 0 has been fixed.
  • The positioning for the Credits text for songs such as Screwed, Supernoave, & Glitch has been adjusted.

Version 2.5 (October 30th, 2021)

  • Polygonized has been added and replaces Furiosity.
  • Unfairness has been added.
  • Mealie has been added.
  • Form system for playable characters has been added.
  • End dialogue for Insanity and Maze has been added.
  • Ending cutscene for Polygonized has been added.
  • Playable Expunged has been added.
  • Cutscenes in freeplay option has been added.
  • Dialogue has been added to certain freeplay songs.
  • Glitch's end cutscene has been readded.
  • Tutorial to character select screen has been added.
  • Various easter eggs have been added.
  • House, Blocked, Maze and Splitathon have been updated.
  • Dave's sprites have been updated.
  • Boyfriend's chromatic has been updated.
  • The input system has been rewritten.
  • The night version of Dave's background now properly darkens the characters.
  • The character select screen not looping back to the start or end has been fixed.
  • Multiple other bugfixes.
  • Screwed has been removed.
  • Pixel Boyfriend is now a form of Boyfriend rather than a separate character.

2.5 Hotfix (Part 1) (October 30th, 2021)

  • Unfairness has been fixed.

2.5 Hotfix (Part 2) (October 30th, 2021)

  • Two Daves appearing in Splitathon has been fixed.

Version 2.5b (November 17th, 2021)

  • Unfairness instantly killing you on upscroll has been fixed.
  • Vs. Dave Thanksgiving has been added.
  • Freeplay menu song text now moves in a disc-like rotating manner.
  • Options menu text is now centered horizontally on the screen.
  • Legacy difficulty has been added to Blocked.
  • Character bopping has been made synchronous.
  • The Player, Enemy, and Girlfriend being unintentionally darkened during Cheating and Furiosity has been fixed.

Version 2.5c (November 18th, 2021)

  • Old House, Old Blocked, Pre-2.5 Maze, and Old Splitathon have been added.
  • Prolonged screenshaking on Splitathon has been fixed.
  • A display bug with the character unlock text in the character select screen has been fixed.
  • A bug with the splitathon icon has been fixed.
  • Null image after pressing press 7 on Unfairness has been fixed.
  • The assets tab not showing up in the chart editor has been fixed.
  • The legacy difficulty has been removed.

Version 2.5d (March 31, 2022)

  • Bugfixes in the credits menu alongside general bugfixes.
  • Most things in the mod have been reworked.
  • New background art by RamzGaming has been added.

Version 3.0 (October 1st, 2022)

Bug Fixes

  • Loading transition errors have been fixed.
  • Camera zooms have been improved.
  • Offset and position issues that were present in 2.5 have been fixed.
  • The way playable characters work has been polished and modified.
  • Updated Lime and HaxeFlixel versions.
  • Charts and assets have been optimized.
  • The eyesores warning now shows only once.
  • Dialogue music no longer plays if you're playing on freeplay with dialogue disabled.
  • WEBM cutscenes have been replaced with MP4 cutscenes using hxCodec.
  • Downscroll end trails have been, for the first time ever, fixed.

Improvements

  • Returned to the base FNF scoring system.
  • 3D backgrounds and 3D Bambi/Expunged sprites have been updated.
  • New features have been added to the options menu.
  • Shaders and effects have been improved.
  • The character select UI has been improved.
  • The default FNF pixel font has been replaced with comic sans.
  • Insanity's chart has been updated.
  • A new loading transition has been added.
  • The gitaroo pause easter egg has been redone.

Additions

  • The keybinds menu has been added.
  • The song countdown audio now changes depending on the character you're playing as.
  • A new main menu and story menu has been added.
  • In-song subtitles have been added.
  • Spanish and Portugese translations alongside the language select have been added.
  • Playable characters now have custom deaths and animations.
  • PlatformAPI usage for some songs has been added.
  • A new loading transition has been added.
  • New menu backgrounds have been added.
  • New art for april fools by RamzGaming has been added.
  • A brand new healthbar has been added.
  • Joke Bambi's sprites have been replaced with their original version.
  • Tristan's and Golden Tristan's sprites have been redone.

Important Things

  • Bambi's week has been completely redone, now with new sprites, backgrounds, cutscenes, songs and charts.
  • Almost all artwork has been redone.
  • The festival week alongside all of its songs have been added.
  • Brand new extra songs have been added.
  • Dave's week has been completely remastered. Dave's sprites, the cutscenes and House have been remade to fit with the lore and the new design.
  • Joke Bambi has been brought back.
  • The Terminal has been added.

Removals

  • Furiosity alongside the other old songs have been removed.
  • The easy and normal charts have been removed.
  • Tutorial has been replaced by Warmup.
  • Vs. Dave Thanksgiving has been replaced by Kabunga.
  • The april fools event has been removed.

3.0 Hotfix (Part 1) (October 1st, 2022)

  • Leftover debug elements have been removed.
  • Giant icons have been fixed.

3.0 Hotfix (Part 2) (October 1st, 2022)

  • Fixed Exploitation's modchart going offscreen.

3.0 Hotfix (Part 3) (October 1st, 2022)

  • Fixed being able to access certain songs via the chart editor.
  • Old 3.0 files have been removed.
  • The dithering effect in the transition has been removed in an attempt to improve performance.

Version 3.0b (October 5th, 2022)

  • LORE!!!!!!!!!!!! has been added.
  • A secret song no longer crashes when you play as Expunged.
  • Compatability mode has been added.
  • Fixed a certain character being reported as "not a valid user or character".
  • Capital letters can now be typed in the console.

Version 3.0b Hotfix (October 5th, 2022)

  • Something important to solving the lore has been added.

Unlocking The Characters

  • Tristan - Beat Dave's week in Story Mode.
  • Dave - Beat Bonus Song in Freeplay.
  • Mr. Bambi - Get the Worst Ending. To do so, play the Dave week and then end Polygonized with 5% health left (Furiosity before 2.5).
    • Mr. Bambi isn't unlockable anymore since the 3.0 update.
  • Bambi - Beat Bambi's week in Story Mode.
  • 3D Dave - Beat Polygonized. (Furiosity before 2.5 And with The LEGACY Dificulty Before 2.5c).
  • Golden Tristan - Beat Dave's week, Bambi's week and Finale in Story Mode (or unlock all characters).
  • Expunged - Die during the sections where the screen starts changing colors in Polygonized. Note that the color changing feature can be turned off in the settings (2.5); Beat Cheating until the end (3.0).
  • Marcello Dave - Either break the ENTIRE character select's reordering system[7], or press 7.

Cameos in other Mods

Note: All of these cameos are not canon to Vs. Dave and Bambi story.

  • In The Date Week, Dave and Bambi appear in the credits as background characters.
  • In The Impossible Trio Chart, Bambi makes an appearance in The Impossible Trio and Survival, while Expunged and Dave make an appearance in Agony and Swapped Trio respectively.
  • In Vs. Aflac, Dave from this mod serves as the opponent in Copy Cat, since there's also a character on the mod with same name.
  • In Vs. Mokey, Bambi appears during Dilan Noises as a comedic cameo.
  • In Vs. Ron: The Resurrection, Dave makes an appearance in the song "HOLY SHIT DAVE FNF"
  • In Baldo's Funk Escol, Dave appears in a song.
  • In Funkin' Aside, Dave and Bambi make a background appearance in Week 6.
  • In Party Week, Bambi is an opponent in the song Slash Jay, whilst Dave is in the background in the aforementioned song.

Dialogue

House Dialogue

BFIcon Boyfriend: beb

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Wait, who are you two?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Oh wait! I saw you guys a couple days ago!

BFIcon Boyfriend: beep bop

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Oh, you want to sing? Well let's go then!

Insanity Dialogue

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Wow! you're really good at this..

BFIcon Boyfriend: skdoo bep

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Hmph. Let's go again, don't you think?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Alrighty then!

Post-Insanity Dialogue

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Oh... oh no...

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bep?

Polygonized/Furiosity Dialogue

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: lI ll II II l ll I (WHAT)

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: lI ll II II l ll IllIIllI ll l l II II l llIllII lI Il ll I IIl llI I (WHAT IS HAPPENING)

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: ll Il II I lI lll lI lI lII IlI llIl I llll I IllI lll I Il I lI I I lI llIll l I IIl llI I lll ll Il IIl llI I llIlll Il II l IlI lI I lI lll Il I Il I IIll I lI Il lllI l I II llIl lII l I ll (THE WORLD IS BECOMING THREE DIMENSIONAL)

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: Il lI llll Ill l ll Il II IlI lll I llII l I Il lll II l lI I II l l I IIl l (NOT THE LAB AGAIN)

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: lllI llI lI II l llI I lI lll l II I lI I IIIIIIIII Ill I lI lll I Il I lI I I lI llIll I lI lllllIIl I (PLEASE HELP ME BECOME 2D)

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: ll III l Il lI lI lll ll Il II I lI lll Ill l I II I ll IlI llllll II I llIl lI lI lll II l Il lIl I llll IlI lI llI ll II llI llI lI lll Ill I lI lllI Il II l I I lIl lll ll II llll ll Il II l I IllI llll l IlI lI II l I lll I Ill IllI Il I llI lll I l II lll IlIll (TAKE THE MICROPHONE AND RESTORE ME BACK TO THIS REALITY'S FORM)

BFIcon Boyfriend: B-beep..?

Polygonized Alternate Dialogue

NOTE: This Dialogue only appears if you grant admin to Recurser in the terminal.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: It’s getting quite late, maybe we could do one last song?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beepity Bep!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Hm, how about something a bit more experimental?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Something more dramatic since this is our last song of today…

GFIcon Girlfriend: Hm, I have this experimental track on here…called “Polygonized”

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Huh, Interesting name. Who made it?

GFIcon Girlfriend: Honestly I have no clue. I don’t recall ever downloading this song…

BFIcon Boyfriend: Skep dep!

GFIcon Girlfriend: Alright alright, I’ll play it..

Post-Polygonized Alternate Cutscene Dialogue

Recursericon Recurser: Well. It was worth a shot.

Recursericon Recurser: Time to get back to keeping this world in order.

Recursericon Recurser: Just the way I love it.

Blocked Dialogue

GFIcon Girlfriend: What a nice guy that Dave is for inviting us to this farm for a picnic.

GFIcon Girlfriend: I say this makes up for him almost killing us with that whole 3D thing.

BFIcon Boyfriend: Skibbidy.

GFIcon Girlfriend: I sure do hope no midget farmer with one short of a temper stumbles upon us!

GFIcon Girlfriend: Especially one with the presumption that we were stealing their corn...

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Who goes there??

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep?

GFIcon Girlfriend: Shit.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Hey! Are you trying to steal my corn?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bo beep ber-

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: I GONNA BLOCK YOU OUT OF MY FARM! You never coming back ever again you dirty ole' rodeo trash.

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bop?

GFIcon Girlfriend: Just get on with it Boyfriend.

Corn Theft Dialogue

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Oh my focking god!

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Huh? Hello?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Hey Bambi, it's Dave...

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Why you tryna calling me?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Is there a chance you are currently fighting two equally as short "Trespassers" over corn right now?

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Yes... Justifiably!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Bambi. They aren't tresspassing.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: What?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: I literally told you beforehand I was planning on having a picnic with the two!

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: That doesn't make sense...

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Bambi listen-

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: I think I know what's going on here!

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: These aren't the friends you thought they were!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Bambi you've got to be kidding me-

HANG UP

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Uhhh...

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Are you two using Dave invite as excuse to steal corn!?

GFIcon Girlfriend: That's not what we're trying to do at all!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep beep vroom vroom!

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Ok, you know what-

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Don't win this one... or... or...

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: I'll break my phone!

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Yeah, I'll smash my phone and you'll get grounded!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bop...

GFIcon Girlfriend: If that's what you consider a punishment you're a bit messed up in the head.

Post-Corn Theft Cutscene Dialogue

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Fucking idiot...

Bambi takes out his phone

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Ah oh I'm gonna break my... PHONE!

Bambi repeatedly smashes his phone with his fists.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: dO yOu wAnT tHe fOoKiNG pHoNe?

Bambi closes his eyes & throws the phone at Boyfriend. Boyfriend is sad. Bambi opens his eyes to see that his phone is on the ground, broken."

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: HOLY SHIT!

Maze Dialogue

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: My phone...

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Look what you two did!

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: You don't know what you guys just got me into!!

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: You both are gonna die!

GFIcon Girlfriend: I don't think you would wanna try that.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: That's it.. That is it!

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: One more song... If you win, I-I, uhh..

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: I think I'm gonna go to bed after this..

GFIcon Girlfriend: I assume yelling for like 6 minutes straight gets very exhausting.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: It does not!

Post-Maze Dialogue

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Fine... You win..

BFIcon Boyfriend: Yeah!

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Just, go away! Please.

Dave comes out of the corn.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Oh shit!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Hey, I'm here. Sorry I was running late.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Tristan was a pain to get up.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: He was like "But Dave..." this "But Dave.." that.

NewTristanIcon Tristan: Don't talk about me like I'm not here!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: With all due respect, son, shut up.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Oh. Ohhh, ohhhhhh!

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: So I BROKE MY PHONE FOR NO REASON!

GFIcon Girlfriend: And I have no idea why you thought that was a good idea...

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: I'M SO STUPID!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: It's okay Bambi, everyone makes mistakes from time to time!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Even very stupid mistakes that can easily been averted.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: I see straight through your sarcasm!

GFIcon Girlfriend: Lets get this picnic started.

NewTristanIcon Tristan: That would be great!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep!

Everyone eventually settles down and has a picnic.

To be continued...

Splitathon Dialogue

We continue with the group sitting outside and socializing.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Hey, uhh, BF is it?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bo?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: I feel like we never really settled it the last time we fought.

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bop?

GFIcon Girlfriend: Settled what?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: We haven't really settled on who is better at the whole singing thing.

BFIcon Boyfriend: Boh.

GFIcon Girlfriend: Well I can get some stuff arranged real quick if you really want to know.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Well if that's the case..

Dave3.0Icon Dave: GF, put on the longest instrumental you have!

GFIcon Girlfriend: Alright then.. Best I can do is ten minutes.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Well how's about a ten minute showdown BF!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Yeah!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Whoever outlasts the other will be proven the better rapper.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: What about me?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Bambi, this doesn't involve you..

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: ...

Bambi looks angered but sits down and spectates.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Fine.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Alright, let's settle this!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep bo bop!

Post-Splitathon Dialogue

NewTristanIcon Tristan: Dad! I think Bambi's phone is broken, it's just a black screen.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: WHAT, WHY YOU PLAYING WITH MY PHONE

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Tristan, you shouldn't be playing on Bambi's phone without his permission.

NewTristanIcon Tristan: But the game was really fun!

NewTristanIcon Tristan: You press these number buttons, and sometimes they would say certain things.

NewTristanIcon Tristan: 911 was a little scary though

Dave3.0Icon Dave: SON! YOU CALLED THE COPS!?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Boop!?

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: WHY YOU DO THAT??

NewTristanIcon Tristan: Wait that's what it was?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Yes!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: You know what, Tristan! You are GROUNDED!

Tristan starts crying.

NewTristanIcon Tristan: But dad! I didn't know!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: I don't care Tristan! Those are real people, I could've got in lots of trouble!

GFIcon Girlfriend: Wait, how would you get in trouble?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Tristan, give me the phone now.

NewTristanIcon Tristan: But daaaad-

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Give me the phone!

Tristan hands Dave the phone.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Ugh, sorry about that.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Anyways, I think me and Tristan are going go home now, Bambi, do you want to come with us?

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: No thanks, I'm gonna sleep in the barn.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Ok.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Also BF, I need to tell you something before we leave.

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bep?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Me and Bambi are doing a festival, would you like to participate in it?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Yeah!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Alright cool, come back to Bambi's farm next week and I will tell you what to do there.

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bo Be

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Alright see you two later!

BFIcon Boyfriend: By By

GFIcon Girlfriend: Seeya!

BF and GF leave the farm.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Bye Bambi

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: See you later.

Dave and Tristan leave the farm.

The End... for now.

Shredder Dialogue

After the events of Splitathon, BF and GF are invited to a festival to sing with Dave and his friends a few weeks later.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Hello you two!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Are you ready to rap, BF?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bep.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: We're a bit scarce with a crowd but I'll do my best to put on a great show!

GFIcon Girlfriend: We're usually pretty good at making one.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Great! I've got a lineup of people for you to sing with.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: It'll be Bambi, Tristan, and then me!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: If we create one big enough of a buzz I might just sing another..

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Come on!!!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Alright alright, I'll let you guys start!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Yeah!

Pre-Interdimensional Dialogue

Dave3.0Icon Dave: What th-

Dave3.0Icon Dave: What's happening?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Wait, oh...oh no...

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bep?

Interdimensional Dialogue

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: lI ll II II l ll I (UH OH NOT AGAIN)

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: lI ll II II l ll IllIIllI ll l l II II l llIllII lI Il ll I IIl llI I (THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW)

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: lI llIll l I IIl llI I lll ll Il IIl llI I llIlll Il II l IlI lI Il IIl llI I llIlll Il II l IlI lI I lI lll Il I Il I IIll I lI Il lllI l lI lll Il I Il I IIll I lI Il lllI l I II llIl lII l I ll (THERE ARE PEOPLE AROUND, THEY COULD GET HURT)

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: II l lI I II l l I IIl l (HELP)

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: lllI llI lI II l llI I lI lll l II I lI I IIIIIIIII Ill I lI lll I Il I lI I I lI llIll llIlll IllI lI lllllIIl I (WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA THAT COULD SAVE ME AND EVERYONE ELSE)

DavePoly3.0Icon Dave: ll III l Il lI lI lll ll Il IIll ll IlIllI Il I llI lll I l II lll IlIll (TRY RAP BATTLING ME LIKE LAST TIME)

BFIcon Boyfriend: Boop bap

Post-Interdimensional Dialogue

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Well, I think we should just do something else for now..

The festival continues on for a few more hours until it ends and Dave aswell as everyone else goes home.

Inspite of this BF and GF showed up before Dave was about to return home for one final song.

Rano Dialogue

Dave3.0Icon Dave: What are you two doing here?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep bep peep.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Another song? Might aswell.

Dave3.0Icon Dave: I don't think unexpectedly changing dimensions will occur twice in a row anyway.

Supernovae Dialogue

BambiIconLoL Bambi: Why you calling me ?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep

BambiIconLoL Bambi: I don't understand

BambiIconLoL Bambi: Speak brazil

BFIcon Boyfriend: Boop beep skdoop

BambiIconLoL Bambi: I gonna block you because you calling me

BambiIconLoL Bambi: Lets have rap battle

BambiIconLoL Bambi: You lose=block

BambiIconLoL Bambi: TB she lose you gonna lose

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Glitch Dialogue

BambiIconLoL Bambi: Stop you try to are trolling me

BFIcon Boyfriend: skdoo bep

BambiIconLoL Bambi: Oh my god You try to filming

BambiIconLoL Bambi: You change the keyboard

BFIcon Boyfriend: boop bop skippidy

BambiIconLoL Bambi: You liar

BFIcon Boyfriend: bep

BambiIconLoL Bambi: That it

BambiIconLoL Bambi: You trolling me

BambiIconLoL Bambi: You win this game = I smash my phone

Master Dialogue

BambiIconLoL Bambi: DUDE WHY YOU DO THAT

BambiIconLoL Bambi: I GONNA BLock you...

BambiIconLoL Bambi: .....

BambiIconLoL Bambi: Why are you doing this to me.

BambiIconLoL Bambi: Dude.

BambiIconLoL Bambi: Stop.

BambiIconLoL Bambi: I don't understand.

BambiIconLoL Bambi: You are causing me severe psychological damage

BambiIconLoL Bambi: This was supposed to be impossible!

BambiIconLoL Bambi: And you just...

BambiIconLoL Bambi: Played through those songs like it was nothing!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep

BambiIconLoL Bambi: This isn't funny anymore.

BambiIconLoL Bambi: My head is literally going to explode.

BFIcon Boyfriend: Boop beep skdoop

BambiIconLoL Bambi: I might be able to do one more song though...

Mealie Dialogue (Unused)

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: huh? what are you doing here in the middle of the night?

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS HERE!

BFIcon Boyfriend: blap

GFIcon Girlfriend: were here cause yeah

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: well... I WANT YOU OUT!

BFIcon Boyfriend: no

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: so... I see how it is then.

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: I'll make a deal, if you win this one then your free to stop by when you want to

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: but if you lose... never come back here again!

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: sounds good to you?

BFIcon Boyfriend: beep

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: alright, BRING IT ON FUCKIN' IDIOT!

GFIcon Girlfriend: oh dear lord, here we go again...

Cheating Dialogue (2.5)

Bambi3d Expunged: Why you press 7 the keyboard? You cheat! You cheater!

BFIcon Boyfriend: bop?

Bambi3d Expunged: Whatchu mean?

GFIcon Girlfriend: Where even are we?

Bambi3d Expunged: You try to filming?

GFIcon Girlfriend: What

Bambi3d Expunged: I BLOCK YOU, I BREAK YOU ARE NOTES!!

Bambi3d Expunged: Now you never survive this!!!

GFIcon Girlfriend: Don't be so sure, my boyfriend can survive ANYTHING!

BFIcon Boyfriend: *beeps in agreement*

Bambi3d Expunged: AUGH, shut up with your lovey dovey bullshit!

GFIcon Girlfriend: Ugh, let's just get on with this.

Unfairness Dialogue (2.5)

BambiUnfairnessNormalIcon Expunged: How you do that?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bree bap skeedap

BambiUnfairnessNormalIcon Expunged: YOU CHEATER AGAIN!! I BLOCK YOU OUT OF CHEAT MENU!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bahp beep skehdah dah bay bleep skah

BambiUnfairnessNormalIcon Expunged: YOU NEVER WIN THIS!!

GFIcon Girlfriend: Let's check the times that's been correct.

GFIcon Girlfriend: Hmm. Let's see. 0. I think I'm gonna take that with a grain of salt.

BFIcon Boyfriend: borp bleep skeedorp skai

BambiUnfairnessNormalIcon Expunged: STOP AVOIDING THE FUCKING SONG!!!

GFIcon Girlfriend: Augh, this is a waste of time. Whatever, let's get this over with.

Vs. Dave Thanksgiving Dialogue (Removed)

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: FUCK YOU

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I GONNA SHOW MY DICK, I GONNA SHOW MY DICK

  • Generic hip hop music starts playing*

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: HOW AM I, FUCK YOU!

BFIcon Boyfriend: brey

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: kill yourself

BFIcon Boyfriend: fwhbrhbjehfbjeshbjgfehbjsaghhbjefsdhbgshbgvnshgjudqujgkjgdjhgdskhsdaghkbjdgsajkhgdshbkdgshkgdskhdagshdgshbghbsdbgkdbkjasbkjjjjjjjjjjjgojwhwewgeuhwguhiuhirghbgekhbgejrejbkehkjgehjgrhjgrhgfkjhakjhgaskjhgasdhgdsjhkgadsiudghiuywruiwgbighuigunjgnbugukrjujvujrgjbkdjgbwrkbjawdjkgbdskgkjbwdjbksqjgkbrwkjwbjgkkjrewdg

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Boyfriend is a young, light-skinned man with spiky cyan hair. He wears a white T-shirt with a red prohibition sign, baggy blue pants, red sneakers, and a backward red cap with a dark blue brim. He holds a microphone in his right hand while keeping his left hand in his pocket. During Week 5, he wears a red parka, light blue pants and brown snow boots. During Week 6, his regular appearance is rendered in a 32-bit style. During the last track of Week 7, he holds Girlfriend up by the waist with his left hand.

BFIcon Boyfriend: Boyfriend is portrayed as a young, overzealous rapper with a love for music, donuts and his girlfriend. He loves to sing and show off his skills, resulting in his confident and cocky character. He is very determined and persistent on reaching his goals and won't let anyone get in the way of his success, even if threatened with death. Boyfriend is also implied to be clingy, as he is never seen without Girlfriend by his side. Boyfriend has been diagnosed with ADHD and ASD, sometimes he may choose not to communicate normally with strangers and will simply beep at them instead of using his words and is rarely found without his red cap.

GFIcon Girlfriend: Girlfriend is a young, light-skinned female with long auburn hair. She wears a sleeveless red dress and red high heels. Her fingernails are painted red. She is always on a set of three speakers, sitting on the large middle one with her legs crossed. During Week 5, she wears a sleeveless red dress with a fluffy white collar, red gloves with white cuffs, white thigh-high stockings with small red bows, and yellow bell earrings. The speakers she sits on are all wrapped in festive Christmas lights. During Week 6, her regular appearance is rendered in a 32-bit style. During the last track of Week 7, she is held up from her waist by Boyfriend.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: stfu no one cares about you

GFIcon Girlfriend: 168.928.2987

BFIcon Boyfriend: jesus christ

House Dialogue (2.5)

Here we have Dave, minding his own business...

BFIcon Boyfriend: beb

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Wait, who are you two?

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Oh wait! I saw you guys a couple days ago!

BFIcon Boyfriend: beep bop

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Oh, you want to sing? Well let's go then!

House Dialogue (Beta 1)

Dave: Hello there! welcome to my backyard!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Be bopo bopebo

Dave: You want to battle?

BFIcon Boyfriend: bep

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep bo bop

Dave: Sure thing!

House Dialogue (Alpha 4)

DaveAlpha4Icon Dave: Hi there! Are you here from the rap competition?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Be bobo bopebo

DaveAlpha4Icon Dave: I'll take that as a yes!

DaveAlpha4Icon Dave: But watch out, I am a rapping veteran!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep bo bop

Insanity Dialogue (Alpha 6)

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: Bro

BFIcon Boyfriend: skdoo bep

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: I'm not becoming 3D again.

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: Don't make me.

BFIcon Boyfriend: boop bop skippidy

Insanity Dialogue (Alpha 4)

DaveAlpha4Icon Dave: ...

BFIcon Boyfriend: skdoo bep

DaveAlpha4Icon Dave: Not to worry, we will have another battle

BFIcon Boyfriend: boop bop skippidy

Insanity Dialogue (Alpha 4/100% House)

DaveAlpha4Icon Dave: What the actual fuck

BFIcon Boyfriend: yeah ni**a i perfected your song

DaveAlpha4Icon Dave: bet you wont do it this time r****d

BFIcon Boyfriend: yeah i will fucka

Furiosity Dialogue (Alpha 6)

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: Yo

BFIcon Boyfriend: pap beep do be

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: I'm 3D now.

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: Thanks to you.

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: You won't win this time.

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: My 3D form will strike you down.

BFIcon Boyfriend: bep

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: You're gonna have to try a little harder than that.

Furiosity Dialogue (Alpha 4)

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: ...

BFIcon Boyfriend: pap beep do bep

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: you know what

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: that's it

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: I am not holding back now

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: I have reached my limit

BFIcon Boyfriend: beep?

FuriosityDaveIconA4 Dave: YOU KNOW WHAT!? I WILL WIN THIS TIME AND SLAUGHTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND SO YOU CAN'T FEEL TRUE LOVE!

BFIcon Boyfriend: boop

House Dialogue (Pre-Alpha) (Unused)

DavePreAlphaIcon Dave: Yo yo! Thanks for coming to my house!

DavePreAlphaIcon Dave: We will now commence with a rap battle that will go down in history!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep bo bop

Blocked Dialogue (2.5)

GFIcon Girlfriend: It sure was nice of that Dave guy to invite us to a farm for a picnic after nearly killing us both and almost destroying the world.

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beephoo boopsa basphedi!

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Who goes there??

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep?

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Hey! Are you trying to steal my corn?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bo beep ber-

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I GONNA BLOCK YOU OUT OF MY FARM! You never coming back ever again you dirty ole' rodeo trash.

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bop?

GFIcon Girlfriend: Here we go again..

Blocked Dialogue (Beta 2)

GFIcon Girlfriend: It was sure nice of that Dave guy to invite us to a corn maze after nearly killing us both and destroying the world.

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bop beep bap boop bap

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep skdeep boop badoop

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: Who go there??

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep?

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: You! Are you trying to steal my corn?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep boop skedop eep!

GFIcon Girlfriend: No we wer-

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: I block u out of my corn! You never come back again!!

BFIcon Boyfriend:Bop...

Blocked Dialogue (Beta 1)

BambiIconLoL Bambi: I SMASH MY PHONE

BambiIconLoL Bambi: YOU ARE TROLLING ME FUCKING FOREVER

BFIcon Boyfriend: bap

BambiIconLoL Bambi: BE QUIET I READING

BambiIconLoL Bambi: I GONNA KILL YOU

BambiIconLoL Bambi: AND FUCKINGG BLOCK YOU FOREVER

BambiIconLoL Bambi: YOU WIN=I NEVER COMING BACK EVER AGAIN

Corn Theft Dialogue (2.5)

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Huh? Hello?

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Hey Bambi, they're not trespassing.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: What?

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: I invited them over as an apology for nearly turning the world 3D.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Ok? Whatchu mean?

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Bambi, listen-

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I dunno what you trying to say, GOODBYE!

HANG UP

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Uhhh...

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Are you two using Dave invite as excuse to steal corn!?

GFIcon Girlfriend: What?

GFIcon Girlfriend: That's not what we're trying to do at all!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bee buuhh bi beeen boo bi bayb

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Ok, you know what-

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Don't win this one... or... or...

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I'll break my phone!

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Yeah, I'll smash my phone and you'll get grounded!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bop..

Corn Theft Dialogue (Beta 2)

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Hey Bambi, they're not trespassing.

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: What?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Yeah. I invited them over as an apology for nearly turning the world 3D.

HANG UP

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: Ok...

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: But I think you use Dave invite as excuse to steal corn!

GFIcon Girlfriend:What?

GFIcon Girlfriend:That's not what we're trying to do at all!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep beep beep!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Boop! Eep Dadoop sqeep!!

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: Don't win this one... or... or...

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: I'll break my phone!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bop..?

Post-Corn Theft Cutscene Dialogue (1.0)

NewestBambiIcon Bambi: Fucking idiot...

Bambi takes out his phone

BambiIcon1.0 Bambi: AUGH I'LL- AUGH I'LL BREAK MY... PHONE!

Bambi throws his phone on the ground and punches it multiple times, cracking the screen

BambiIcon1.0 Bambi: DO YOU WANT A- THE FUCKING PHONE!?

Bambi throws his broken phone at Boyfriend hitting him in the face

BambiIcon1.0 Bambi: HOLY SHIT!

Maze Dialogue (2.5)

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: My phone...

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Look what you two did!

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: You don't know what you guys just got me into!!

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: You both are gonna die!

GFIcon Girlfriend: Huh?

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Bambi! I bought you that phone 3 hours ago!

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I BREAK MY PHONE!

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL CORN!

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: What?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: I only sent them here as an apology for almost destroying the world, they aren't at all trying to trespass.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: What?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Can you please just stop getting on to them?

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: You lying? You liar!

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: No, I promise you I'm not lying Bambi.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: NO YOU LYING!!

HANG UP

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: That's it, that's it!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep boop bap skdoop

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: You two are going to die!

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I don't care if I'm tired, I don't care if I'm bored.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I will be here all day and I will end you you are life!

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: One more song... If you win, I-I, uhh..

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep?

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I guess we call it a draw.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: You ready?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bess

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: THEN LETS GO YOU IDIOT!

GFIcon Girlfriend: sigh

GFIcon Girlfriend: Guess I gotta add this one to the list of hard last songs I made...

Maze Dialogue (Beta 2)

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Bambi! I bought you that phone 3 hours ago!

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: I BREAK MY PHONE!

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL CORN!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: What?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep

Dave3.0Icon Dave: I only sent them here as an apology for almost destroying the world, they aren't at all trying to trespass.

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: What?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Yeah, can you stop getting on to them?

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: You lying?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: No, of course not.

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: Ok.

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: If you win this one I will let you have my corn!

Dave3.0Icon Dave: That sounds fun! I'll be over there in a little while.

HANG UP

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep bop bap skdoop

GFIcon Girlfriend: See, we were trying to tell you that all along.

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: Ok... I sorry. I will give you piece of corn after this one.

Post-Maze Dialogue (2.5)

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Fine... You win..

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Huh?

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beephoo bah bee boski ba ska bee bo boop

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Oh... I'm sorry you actually here for Dave?

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: But Dave isn't here though... Whatchu mean?

GFIcon Girlfriend: Yeah, Dave isn't even here!

Dave comes out of the corn.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Hey, I'm here. Sorry I was running late.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Tristan was a pain to get up.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: He was like "But Dave, it's Saturday, we don't have school!"

NewTristanIcon Tristan: DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: With all due respect, son, shut up.

NewTristanIcon Tristan: MEANIE!!!

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Anyways, he's homeschooled so I make the rules.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Oh. Ohhh, ohhhhhh!

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: So I BROKE MY PHONE FOR NO REASON!

GFIcon Girlfriend: Yeah, and I have no idea why you thought that was a good idea.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I'M SO STUPID!

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Bambi, you may think you're stupid, but atleast you're not the people who got cryogenically frozen in my basement.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Those idiots aren't gonna wake up until atleast the next millennium!

Everyone awkwardly stares at Dave.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Hahahaha... What?

GFIcon Girlfriend: Uhhh, anyways lets get this picnic started!

GFIcon Girlfriend: I even brought N&Ns!

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: I brought Mint Chocolate Chip Cupcakes.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I brought NICE_POP.

BFIcon Boyfriend: (What the hell are any of these foods?)

Everyone eventually settles down and has a picnic.

Bambi also starts a food fight out of nowhere, but that's besides the point.

To be continued...

Post-Maze Dialogue (Beta 2)

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: Fine... You can have corn...

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep.

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: Huh? You not actually want corn?

GFIcon Girlfriend: That's what we've been trying to tell yo-

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: You not using invite as excuse?

GFIcon Girlfriend: Ye-

BFIcon Boyfriend: Boop skeedep!

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi:I feel stupid... I broke my phone for no reason...

  • Dave comes out of the corn.*

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Sorry I'm late...

BambiBeta2Icon Bambi: Can you buy me another phone?

Dave3.0Icon Dave: *sigh* Yeah...

Dave3.0Icon Dave: Maybe a flip phone so you don't smash it the next time you get angry.

The four burst into laughter.

They eventually settle down and Dave reveals he brought food for a pic-nic.

Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Bambi, and Dave all have a nice, fun pic-nic.

Splitathon Dialogue (2.5)

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: You know, I like chilling out.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: But we haven't settled which is the better rapper.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: So I think, we have a 10 minute showdown.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Whoever wins will be proven the master rapper.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: What about me?

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Bambi

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Please stay out of this, this is only between me and boyfriend.

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: ...

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Alright, let's settle this!

GFIcon Girlfriend: I'm rooting for you boyfriend!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Beep bo bop

Post-Splitathon Dialogue (2.5)

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Wow! Nice rapping! How about another one-

NewTristanIcon Tristan: DAD!!! I'm done playing the game on Bambi's phone! Can we go home now? I'm tired.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: You were doing WHAT?!

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD USE MY PHONE!

NewTristanIcon Tristan: BUT IT'S REALLY FUN!!!

NewTristanIcon Tristan: You have these number buttons, and you can arrange them in different orders to hear different things!

NewTristanIcon Tristan: My favorite one to type in is 911-

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: SON! YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Tristan begins to cry.

NewTristanIcon Tristan: Why, daddy? It's fun!

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: THOSE ARE REAL PEOPLE!!! This also means I'm taking away YOUR phone. Hand it over.

NewTristanIcon Tristan: But dad-

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: No buts. Hand. It. Over.

Tristan hands over the phone.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Thank you.

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Anyways, I guess this is goodbye, boyfriend. See you around!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bap!

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Wonderful! Tristan has to go to bed now, so we'll be leaving. Bambi, do you need to sleep on our couch tonight?

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: I can sleep in the barn!

DaveIcon2.5 Dave: Errrrr... ok! Bye bye!

BambiIcon2.5 Bambi: Bye bye!

BFIcon Boyfriend: Bee bee!

GFIcon Girlfriend: See-ya!

The end.

Download Links

  • itch.io Itch io (Playable Mr. Bambi)
  • itch.io Itch io (Pre-Alpha, Bambi Update, Alpha 1, Alpha 4 and Alpha 9) [Unavailable]
  • GameBanana Gamebanana (Some old versions)
  • itch.io Itch io (Every old version except for 2.5d, including other DnB mods & Dave BBiEaL mods)

See Also

References


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