The Music Videos of Royalties

Jacob Jewel sings a love song about a hot and hungry passion; composers Sara and Pierce get writer's block and hand in a song about a hot dog.

Dwayne D clears up some rumors by going hard, but not too hard; Sara and Pierce turn a mattress store jingle into rap song about sex.

Kimmy Kelly is back with another feel-good pop tune; it's the same as her others, but different; Sara and Pierce have to write a pop song by committee.

They tried to cage the King, but Philip Combs knows it's not size that counts; Sara and Pierce write a song making fun of a guy's small penis.

Emo rockers Switchback Jacket have a message for the haters.

Kissgo Muah is here to make dreams come true with a sexy, electric vibe; songwriters Sara and Pierce sleep on the job.

Gabriella Lamboni comes in hot with a break-up song that's not from the dumper's POV; Sara amd Pierce take a dumb idea too far and get their hearts broken.

Polly Amorous and the Unicorn Guild sing their one song.

Pop icon Miriam Hale teams with K-Pop sensation Four5Six for the collaboration of the century; Sara joins her arch-enemy to write a song for an evil diva.

Bailey Rouge debuts a ballad too beautiful to stream; Sara and Pierce triumph over evil with a "perfect song."