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The Two Bobs episode 251 for Monday, May 27, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Blackberry Fresh Kicks from Transient. https://untp.beer/PX419

* Robert made sweet love to a Vibrant Thing: Pineapple/Mango Sour Ale from Solace. https://untp.beer/e98BX

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll tell your municipality that you’re harboring illegal support animals.





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS has severe daddy issues manifesting in the form of cheese.



* A man in Canada assaulted police with a block of cheese. He probably didn’t even have to put his can of Molson Canadian down. https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/irate-male-assaulted-newfoundland-officers-with-block-of-cheese-police-say-1.6881630

* A law student in NYC spent $10,000 in rehab to fight her cheese addiction. https://www.rttnews.com/3448972/nyc-law-student-s-cheese-addiction-leads-to-10k-in-rehab.aspx

* Engineers made a real-life stillsuit. Also, Robert has no idea what a stillsuit is. https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/working-dune-inspired-stillsuit

* A woman in Iowa is battling her city over her emotional support goose. https://www.wxow.com/news/iowa-woman-battling-city-over-emotional-support-goose-hes-the-light-of-my-day/article_3c2ddace-12b9-545c-a2b8-4c601c003050.html

* Florida Priest® bit a woman after denying her communion. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/central-florida-priest-bites-woman-after-denying-her-communion-police-say/SIVFXFMRBZBBDAEYC4DIZUS4AE/

* A new Florida law requires all woman to produce three healthy white sons by their 22nd birthday. https://www.theonion.com/new-florida-law-requires-all-women-to-produce-3-healthy-1851482288







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The Two Bobs episode 250 for Monday, May 13, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a We Be Jammin’ from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/AJnEA

* Robert made sweet love to A Visit from the Fruit Lady from Wiley Roots. https://untp.beer/MOg74 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a snake in your pants. No, that’s not a sexual reference.





* Tony from Eastern Michigan wants to start a TTB Super Listener Podcast. He’s taking applications and we’ll be charging $1,000 an episode for the right to use our name and content.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is dedicated to all the mom’s out there who have previously been discussed on our show.



* Deez Nuts is back in deez news. https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/green-bay-man-named-deez-nuts-appears-in-court-pleads-not-guilty-signs-11k-signature-bond/ 



* See TTB244: Severed Ducts for the original story.





* A Pennsylvania man lost his emotional support alligator. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lost-emotional-support-alligator-georgia-missing_n_66334482e4b0fc2b952854b0 

* Florida Woman® was arrested after breaking into a neighbor’s home. Naturally, she was naked. https://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-florida-woman-24-arrested-180252455.html?guccounter=1 

* Florida Man® tried to smuggle a snake into Miami International Airport in his pants. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/man-stopped-at-miami-international-airport-with-snakes-in-his-pants/ 

* A Florida Woman® named Crystal Methvin was arrested for crystal meth possession. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2018/05/31/florida-woman-named-crystal-methvin-arrested-for-crystal-meth-possession/ 

* Nabisco is finally released long-awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos. https://babylonbee.com/news/nabisco-introduces-long-awaited-chick-fil-a-sauce-stuffed-oreos







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The Two Bobs episode 249 for Monday, May 6, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Blackberry Blueberry Smoothie Sour from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/QXQEX 

* Robert made sweet love to a Hazy Hearted IPA from Bells. https://untp.beer/A359v 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll ship your cat to Amazon.





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like to remind you to spay and neuter your pets. Bob Barker would have wanted it that way.



* Florida Man® disguised himself as a woman to escape deputies. It didn’t work. https://www.mysuncoast.com/2024/04/25/man-disguises-himself-woman-escape-deputies/ 

* A Utah couple was reunited with their cat after accidentally shipping her with an Amazon return. Fortunately, she was discovered before being trafficked by the Meowy Christmas people and won’t be appearing in this year’s Christmas card music after all. https://ksltv.com/639614/utahns-reunited-with-pet-cat-they-accidentally-shipped-with-amazon-return/ 

* A man in London ran a marathon while sampling 25 different wines mid-race. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/23/london-marathon-wine-guy-on-how-he-sampled-25-wines-during-race 

* A British woman wants answers after the hospital told her she had been dead for four months. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-68818509 

* In a heartwarming story, a heart transplant recipient walked the daughter of his deceased donor pig down the aisle. https://www.theonion.com/heart-transplant-recipient-walks-daughter-of-deceased-d-1851423521







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The Two Bobs episode 248 for Monday, April 29, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed an Orange Twist from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/orange-twist/ 

* Robert made sweet love to a 2023 Barrel Reserve Imperial Stout from 2 Silos. https://untp.beer/94qdq 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put bees in your wall.





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is exempt from prosecution, unlike former US presidents.



* The man with Britain’s largest penis won’t be getting reduction surgery. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13344251/man-britain-largest-penis-wont-surgery-reduction.html  

* A road rage incident in Indiana ended with a pregnant woman being pelted with spaghetti. https://www.wthr.com/article/news/crime/gun-shown-spaghetti-thrown-pregnant-woman-road-rage-incident-indianapolis/531-69c8c32e-cf14-4dea-abca-d8131b2173b3 

* A Colorado man pulled a gun on a Burger King worker who refused drugs as payment. https://sentinelcolorado.com/metro/aurora-man-guilty-of-pulling-gun-on-burger-king-worker-who-refused-drugs-as-payment/ 

* A toddler told her mom she heard monsters in her bedroom that later turned out to be 50,000 bees in her wall. https://people.com/toddler-hears-monsters-in-bedroom-walls-over-50-000-bees-found-exclusive-8639105 

* Glade introduced meat freshening spray. What a time to be alive! https://www.theonion.com/glade-introduces-new-meat-freshener-spray-1851408111 







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The Two Bobs episode 247 for Monday, April 15, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Blot Out the Sun from 3 Floyds. https://untp.beer/4XKG9 

* Robert made sweet love to a Maple Whip from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/7XDnJ 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give you illegal butt injections in your sleep.





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Tax Day 2024. The IRS would like to thank you for all the money you gave them last year.



* An Australian man was fined for peeing in a cup mid-flight. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-as-australia-passenger-fined_n_66101839e4b087003392cab5 

* A Sacramento porch pirate dressed up like a trash bag. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trash-bag-porch-pirate-sacramento-omar-munoz_n_660f258fe4b078af1447f785 

* A 9-year-old missed the bus and decided to drive himself to school. https://www.cbs19news.com/story/50628329/9yearold-who-missed-school-bus-drives-moms-car-to-school-sparks-police-chase 

* A Texas mother and daughter were accused of administering illegal butt injections to boost patients’ confidence. https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/texas-mother-daughter-illegal-butt-injections-fda-operation/285-2bf0fe16-64be-4492-97fd-f31d1aba58dd 

* A Kentucky man faked his own death to get out of child support payments. https://globalpulsenews.com/kentucky-man-admits-to-faking-own-death-to-avoid-paying-child-support/ 

* Mental health experts confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is over 1,000 times more effective than using antidepressants. https://babylonbee.com/news/mental-health-experts-confirm-sunny-day-at-the-ballpark-1000-times-more-effective-than-antidepressants 







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The Two Bobs episode 246 for Monday, April 8, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Coffee Chocolate from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-coffee-chocolate/#yes 

* Robert made sweet love to a Vanilla Everydae from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/Ne0G3 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your tattoos. 





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the Solar Eclipse of 2024, when idiots all over the country will stare directly at the sun despite all the warnings not to stare directly at the sun.



* Florida Man® tried to steal a Waffle House tattoo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/waffle-house-tattoo-891673

* A police department in California was blocked from using Lego heads in its mugshots. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-california-mugshots-lego-heads_n_66043b93e4b0ddb37d3b53d6 

* An impaired driver wrecked a “Report Impaired Drivers” sign. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/report-impaired-drivers-sign-1.7153082 

* An animal lover rushed a sick baby hedgehog to the vet only to discover it was actually a hat pom-pom. https://nypost.com/2024/03/27/lifestyle/animal-lover-rushes-sick-baby-hedgehog-to-vet-only-to-find-out-shes-been-caring-for-a-hat-pom-pombritish-woman-mistakes-hat-pom-pom-for-baby-hedgehog/amp/ 

* According to the California Highway Patrol, imaginary friends don’t count in the carpool lanes. https://www.ksbw.com/article/chp-says-imaginary-friends-dont-count-in-the-carpool-lane-bay-area-driver-busted/60282841 

* A Texas dad landed his dream job of coming up with puns for naming beers at a local brewery. https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-lands-dream-job-at-brewery-coming-up-with-puns-for-naming-beers 







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