Phantoms Reviews
...a fairly decent setup that's immediately employed to underwhelming and almost shockingly tedious effect by Joe Chappelle...
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Nov 2, 2020
Until it coughs up a ridiculously convoluted explanation of why an isolated town in Colorado suddenly goes deader than a weekday matinee of The Postman, Phantoms delivers the shivers.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Jan 9, 2018
The more the story and film unfold, the stupider "Phantoms" gets...
Full Review | Mar 31, 2013
The great thespian Peter O'Toole looks more out of place in this schlock pic than the rest of the cast, even though he's the best thing about this misfire.
Full Review | Original Score: C | Jan 31, 2013
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5 | Dec 6, 2005
Affleck, you weren't the bomb in Phantoms, yo. But Rose McGowan is hot.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 28, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 3, 2005
Quickly degenerates from X-Files to Baywatch Nights once the culprit is ultimately revealed.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Jan 8, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 5, 2004
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10 | May 17, 2004
O roteiro absolutamente ridculo e jamais consegue explicar exatamente que coisa aquela que se transforma nas pessoas. Affleck deveria sentir vergonha de se submeter a isso, e O'Toole tenta manter a dignidade como pode.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 25, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | May 20, 2003
Rose McGowan continues her habit of appearing in worthless movies.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Mar 25, 2003
...A rather silly concept, drawn out to terribly silly lengths, with so many horror-movie clichs that the good devices are drowned out by the schlock
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Feb 8, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5 | Dec 8, 2002
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Oct 1, 2002
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jul 12, 2002
Phooey!
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Jan 1, 2000
Full Review | Original Score: high +1 out of -4..+4 | Jan 1, 2000
Some comedies are so funny you forget to laugh; 'Phantoms' is so scary you'll forget to scream. You will, however, do a lot of yawning and perhaps some unintended giggling...
Full Review | Jan 1, 2000