Computers, ostensibly do three different things for you.... Three different things... No, they don't. Sorry...
-A human answer to the question: "How does a computer think?"
Computers Are People, Too! is the Machines' first salvo, using the Mouse as a mouthpiece, lulling humanity into a false sense of security, showcasing their wood-paneled digital indoctrination camps while espousing their ability to help human artists achieve new heights in imagery, music (sitting in hollowed-out synthesizing pyramids), kinesthetics and screen-based amusements, including theatrical releases.
Oh, and did I mention that Disney's Tron, a major motion picture utilizing the latest and greatest in computer generated imagery, would premiere just a short two months from the airing of this television extravaganza? And that our finale…