Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales: Cinderella Tiny New Friend
Cinderella Tiny New Friend is the latest episode of Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales in which Cinderella attempts to find a tiny new friend.
What she thinks is a simple little mouse, though, turns out to be anything but simple.
ANNOUNCER – It’s time to listen to one of our favorite magical stories. Erm, well, sort of.
It’s Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales on the WDHA Morning Jolt.
Cinderella Tiny New Friend
FUZZY – Happy Tuesday everyone! Let’s jump into today’s episode, Cinderella – Tiny New Friend.
Soon after Cinderella’s stepmother forced her to live in the attic, she met someone to keep her company, a skittish little mouse.
CINDERELLA – Oh, hello there, little thing. Fancy meeting you in this dirty, filthy attic.
MOUSE – And what the hell does that mean? Are you insinuating that I’m dirty and filthy because I live here? If that’s the case, that makes you a dirty, filthy, wh**e because you live here, too.
AUDIO – He’s out of line, but he’s right.
CINDERELLA – No, no. I just meant that you were a poor mouse who scurries around with no clothes and lives in the hole in the wall.
MOUSE – And what the hell does that mean? Are you insinuating I have no money and can’t afford nice clothes or penthouse suite?
Well shut your trap there, honey, because I moved here from Trump Tower. I had a mini golden toilet right next to Trump’s giant golden toilet.
We would drop turds together out eating Big Macs. It was so much fun.
Last I heard he moved this toilet to some courthouse. He may be there for a while dropping nuggets, I don’t know.
AUDIO – That actually is pretty funny.
FUZZY – Cinderella, who is clearly having trouble speaking her thoughts properly, tries to salvage the conversation without insulting him.
CINDERELLA – No, no. I’m sorry. I just meant that you seem frail and thin, like you haven’t eaten cheese in a while.
MOUSE – And what the hell does that mean? Are you insinuating that because I’m a mouse, the only food group I can adhere to is cheese?
Listen, honey, making a tiny new friend such as myself seems to elude you.
FUZZY – The mouse led Cinderella to the back wall and had her peak her eye into the mouse hole. She witnessed tons of food set up like a buffet that could feed a town.
CINDERELLA – Wow, that’s incredible! How can a mouse like you do this?
MOUSE – And what the hell does that mean? Are you insinuating that a mouse can’t do this but only humans can? You ain’t getting on my friend list anytime soon and you ain’t getting any caviar either.
FUZZY – Leave it to Cinderella to hurt the feelings of a poor mouse. You should be grateful he didn’t slap her with a glass slipper.
I’ll see you next week.
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