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Friday, May 24, 2024

Paris Blues 🗼🍾

Timothée Chalamet is the new face of 
Bleu de Chanel and the official fragrance ambassador. The short advertising film has been released directed by the famous Martin Scorcese and it does not disappoint. It leaves viewers wanting a full movie version tracking the daily life of Chalamet, the beautiful rising superstar celebrity.

Of course even though it's been suggested by perceived onlookers that Howard Stern has bought a case of the cologne and taped Chalamet's photo to his mirrored closet door, doesn't mean he is desperate for an introduction to the latest Hollywood ingenue that can do no wrong. Chalamet is currently filming a movie about Bob Dylan and Howard's new toadying male personal assistant and BFF in training, is reportedly practically in tears because of Howard's constant badgering of his assistant to connect with Chalamet's agent to get him on the Stern show to promote the Dylan film once it's set for release. Howard hopes for a spotlight interview like he did for Bruce Springsteen and Joe Biden.





Social Life Magazine
Memorial Day Issue

Beth Stern is normaly snubbed every year on Memorial Day and tries to horn in at the Seinfelds' family home in the Hamptons for some free eats. So, as usual, Beth is also snubbed for the Memorial Day issue of Social Life magazine.

But, as usual, Howard will continue to pester Social Life magazine for a layout for his do-nothing wife Beth. She expects constant attention in the Hamptons even though she has been moved to Florida in 2020, moving her stuff out of her Hamptons closets as reported exclusively on this blog and mentioned numerous times because it's true. Her residence is in Florida yet maintains staff at her apartment in New York and the Hamptons where they will photograph cats being shuffled around with some being dumped at other foster homes, some at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) where Beth has a foundation partnering with them (Bianca's Furry Friends) and then her own selfie foundation she formed so she can keep all the donated funds separate from the NSAL donations (Beth's Furry Friends). I have no idea why anyone would give Beth Stern cash as she resides in Florida in Billionaire's Row.


So, who scored a cover this month for their Memorial Day issue? 
Only the famous and beautiful Damian Omen Hurley with his aged
mother who has to be photoshopped to enhance her facelift.








Why Does Beth Have Instagram?

An email flooded into the Beth Fan Page offices this week asking: Why does Beth Stern have an Instagram account? Good question. We have no idea. 

Beth just posts a bunch of cat photos claiming they are homeless and adoptable but there is no way to connect with her to foster or adopt any specific cat. She names them but the names are meaningless. You have no clue what animal you may get. You have to show up at NSAL and adopt whatever is there. When she poses with people in a photo who adopted one of her animals, we have no clue who that closed group of people are or how they were approved to pose with Beth. Most of the time she just doles them out to foster homes or with the same pool of people who have the room to house multiple cats.

For most people who adopt a cat, Beth will say they renamed the cat when their particular cat was already adopted and had a name. Beth's Instagram is meaningless and a way to somehow collect cash donations from people who give her money to live on Billionaire's Row in Florida while she takes selfies for her Florida cat closet fashion shows or you get photos of her weird jewelry and her half-faced smirks along with random cat merch she gets from discount stores or sent to her by unnamed people hoping they will be printed in the online tabloids but they rarely are because Beth doesn't do anything, doesn't go to any red carpet events, and is famous for nothing.


Beth's Instagram serves no purpose. The random cat photos
she posts are meaningless. You just get whatever cat NSAL has
in stock at any given moment. But it does feed Beth's modeling
obsession where she does her cat closet selfie fashion shows.













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