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      PG-13 Released Aug 18, 2010 1h 22m Comedy List
      4% Tomatometer 91 Reviews 29% Audience Score 50,000+ Ratings Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom. Read More Read Less Watch on Fandango at Home Buy Now

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      Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

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      Anna Smith metro.co.uk Mocking the vampire vogue like a child pulling pigtails (hard), this is playground humour, and the school is definitely gross-out. Rated: 1/5 Aug 24, 2018 Full Review Rafer Guzman Newsday It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny. Jun 3, 2013 Full Review Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof. Rated: 2/5 Jun 3, 2013 Full Review Richard Propes TheIndependentCritic.com Vampires Suck sucks. Rated: 1.0/4.0 Sep 26, 2020 Full Review Randall King Winnipeg Free Press It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over. Rated: 1/5 Jul 25, 2014 Full Review Dennis King Tulsa World With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK! Rated: 0.5/4 Jul 25, 2014 Full Review Read all reviews

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      Audience Member absolutely hilarious Rated 5 out of 5 stars 05/10/24 Full Review Samantha Jaira P Movie is a great parody! The humor is definitely an acquired taste and isn't for everyone but it's enjoyable if you like that kind of stuff. Truly wild and unexpected, loving all the references to the original movie! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 03/18/24 Full Review Alex C Don't care. I love any trash that has anything to do with Twilight. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 09/12/23 Full Review Enzo O Ken I BELIEVE I CAN FLY Jeong, Epic Movie contender CERTIFIED 10/10 Rated 5 out of 5 stars 05/16/23 Full Review Stephen C What the f**k were they thinking?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/25/23 Full Review Cxlia D i never laughed so hard in my entire life this is so unserious and funny Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/27/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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      Vampires Suck (2010) Vampires Suck (2010) (L-R) Nick Eversman as Jeremiah, Kelsey Ford as Iris, Zane Holtz as Alex, Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Bradley Dodds as Salvatore, Ken Jeong as Daro and Michael Mayhall as Nicholas in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Arielle Kebbel as Rachel, BJ Britt as Antoine and Charlie Weber as Jack in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck." View more photos

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      Synopsis Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.
      Director
      Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
      Producer
      Peter Safran, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
      Screenwriter
      Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
      Distributor
      20th Century Fox
      Production Co
      New Regency Pictures, 3 in the Box
      Rating
      PG-13 (Crude Sexual Content|Comic Violence|Language|Teen Partying)
      Genre
      Comedy
      Original Language
      English
      Release Date (Theaters)
      Aug 18, 2010, Wide
      Release Date (Streaming)
      Mar 1, 2013
      Box Office (Gross USA)
      $36.7M
      Runtime
      1h 22m
      Sound Mix
      Dolby, DTS
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