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‘Landmine Goes Click’ – This 2015 Revenge Thriller Channels Classic Exploitation Movies

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Levan Bakhia doesn’t have a lot of credits to his name, and his only other directed movie so far is the sauna-set thriller 247°F. Yet before taking his indefinite leave of absence from filmmaking, Bakhia left the world a disturbing parting gift. His 2015 movie is strictly for fans of disobedient storytelling. Set and filmed in the Georgian director’s homeland, Landmine Goes Click combines a high-concept plot with the brutality of vintage Grindhouse and exploitation movies.

While the country of Georgia has made a conscious effort to clear landmines left over from wartime, there is always going to be the chance that one was overlooked. And unfortunately for the three characters in Landmine Goes Click, they found it. Newly engaged couple Daniel and Alicia (Dean Geyer, Spencer Locke) and their best friend Chris (Sterling Knight) are backpacking somewhere out in the Georgian countryside, near the mountains and several hours away from the closest town. There is an unspoken tension between the three friends, but it’s only when one of them steps on a landmine does the truth come out and destroy their relationships.

Similar to 247°F, this movie also centers on desperate young characters stuck in an unusual situation. However, Landmine Goes Click could have simply focused on the immediate dilemma — Chris can’t move until help arrives — but Bakhia didn’t aim for a straightforward thriller this time around. No, he crafted a story with three distinct acts, each one more depraved than the last. The first part looks to be a standard survival drama until a foreshadowed plot twist changes everything.

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The movie mutates into something grimier as Chris and Alicia’s secret finally blows up in their faces. After revealing the two had a dalliance in the past, it becomes more and more likely that Chris stepping on the mine wasn’t an accident. The confirmation comes soon enough, and while it isn’t surprising, it is a good sample of the kind of vileness this tortuous movie has in store for its viewers. Those initial fifteen minutes may seem tense and hopeless, but they will feel like a picnic compared to the remainder of the story.

The next act is where Landmine Goes Click starts to go to dark places. As Alicia tries to save Chris, a local named Ilya (Kote Tolordava) and his dog show up out of the blue. Ilya, whose actor passed away shortly after this movie was released, fools the audience into thinking he’s more inept than dangerous. At first Ilya plays up his oafish act, grating on both yours and the character’s nerves with his repeated obtuseness. Like in the previous chapter, though, looks are deceiving; Ilya is more calculating than he originally let on.

Bakhia was wise to not revolve the story around Chris and Alicia’s original predicament; there isn’t enough there to sustain an entire movie. This is also one of those cases where the involved characters are only interesting because of their bizarre problem. Without the mine here, Chris and Alicia aren’t compelling. Meanwhile, the introduction of Ilya keeps the movie feeling fresh and interesting, not to mention unpredictable. When it seems like Landmine is losing its focus and going nowhere during Ilya’s arrival, though, the last scene of this middle act pays out. The camera stays on Alicia during her excruciating and prolonged attack, forcing you to look at her and absorb every second of her pain. 

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There is no time to shake off the queasy feelings incurred by watching the previous act. Immediately the movie moves on to what looks to be a much needed cooldown period, but it’s actually the inevitable fulfillment of a threat made earlier. Landmine Goes Click channels the lurid revenge flicks of yesteryear by having a certain someone deliver karmic retribution after biding their time. The story trades the open outdoors for a cramped house, where a home-invasion scenario in the vein of Funny Games plays out with dreadful results. In lieu of fear caused by an intimidating culprit, one who is undermined by their own overdone performance, the victims’ medley of desperate pleas, wailing and hysteria makes the conclusion frightful and agonizing. The emotional add-on is something else to consider — the high cost of revenge — though it comes across as too hurried.

Bakhia runs a tight ship, rarely allowing for any significant downtime in the story. He knows how to keep people’s attention as well as test their endurance. The movie’s glaring lack of plausibility could be a deterrent to those who seek that, but here the emphasis is on extremes. There is no moderation or realism to be found. Landmine Goes Click is one long, cinematic shock button that averts credibility and embraces transgressivism.

Landmine Goes Click isn’t for everyone, and even the most hardened viewers might find themselves unsettled by what they see. However, if you miss the unapologetic style and execution of classic exploitation filmmaking, this thriller is a step in the right direction.


Horrors Elsewhere is a recurring column that spotlights a variety of movies from all around the globe, particularly those not from the United States. Fears may not be universal, but one thing is for sure — a scream is understood, always and everywhere.

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Paul Lê is a Texas-based, Tomato approved critic at Bloody Disgusting, Dread Central, and Tales from the Paulside.

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Before “Monster High” There Was Rick Moranis in “Gravedale High” [TV Terrors]

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For this month’s installment of “TV Terrors” we revisit the short-lived animated series “Gravedale High” (aka “Rick Moranis in Gravedale High“), which aired on NBC in 1990.

During the era of Saturday Morning Cartoons, there was always this idea by studios to build on a big star’s name by giving them an animated vehicle. We saw it with Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Macaulay Culkin, and Gary Coleman, as well as comedians like Louie Anderson and Howie Mandel. John Candy got (the still celebrated) “Camp Candy,” while his SCTV colleague Rick Moranis headlined his own animated horror comedy series for kids: “Gravedale High.”

Rick Moranis garnered immense fame and cult status in the eighties and nineties with an iconic comedy career that carried over into big films like Ghostbusters and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. As a means of marketing off his momentum, an animated series was developed by NBC and Hanna-Barbera to help broaden his family friendly image going into a new decade. “Gravedale High” was born, an animated series that channeled the classic Universal Monsters and teamed them up with a human out of his element; Moranis, naturally.

Rick Moranis starred as Maxwell Schneider, a well-intentioned teacher who presides over a class of young monsters; and the only human among the colorful cast of monster characters. The series provides literally no backstory to explain how he’s found himself teaching at the titular Gravedale High, mind you, but it’s a fun gimmick that the writers run with all the same.

Even though they’re rarely mentioned, we know who these students are modeled after. Among Schneider’s monster class there’s Vinnie Stoker, a Fonzie-like teen version of Dracula. Frankentyke is a shorter, grouchier version of his monstrous father who is prone to bullying others. Reggie Moonshroud is a geeky red haired werewolf very similar in nature to Ron Howard. There’s also J.P. Ghastly III, a blue skinned gnome similar in appearance to Peter Lorre. And my favorite: Gill Waterman, a Spicoli-esque creature from a lagoon who lives and breathes for surfing.

And then there’s Cleofatra, a heavier female version of the mummy who is the antithesis of normal mummies and, as per the rules of the ’90s, obsessed with food. Sid is the class clown who is based on the Invisible Man. He compensates for being invisible by telling non-stop jokes and playing pranks. Rounding out the class, there’s the Southern zombie with an obsession for shopping named Blanche, as well as Duzer, the snake haired Gorgon who is also a vain, self centered Valley Girl.

While similar to “Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School,” Hanna-Barbera developed “Gravedale High” more like a teen sitcom in the vein of “Head of the Class” or “Welcome Back, Kotter.” Schneider always had a lesson to teach his monster class, with each episode mostly serving as a self-contained comedic misadventure. Despite being hopelessly outnumbered, Schneider viewed the students as more than just monsters, and always inspired them to do the right thing. Despite the students clashing with one another and giving Max a hard time, they also had a real sincerity toward him that made their whole dynamic a lot of fun.

Equally fun was the show’s ensemble voice cast, which included the likes of Shari Belafonte, Jackie Earle Haley, Ricki Lake, Maurice LaMarche, Ruth Buzzi, Charlie Adler, Frank Welker, and so many more.

While Rick Moranis’ career continued on, sadly the series only lasted for just thirteen episodes before cancellation; that can mostly be attributed to NBC dropping all of their kids shows altogether in the mid-nineties, in favor of a more teen oriented, live action line up. “Gravedale High” did manage to re-appear in syndication on occasion, however, and spawned a small line of McDonald’s kids meal toys that are still highly coveted by fans to this day.

While Moranis sadly retired from show business in 1997 to focus on his family, I’d still love for someone to revive this series with new characters and a more modern approach. A new generation of budding horror fanatics could use a show like “Gravedale High” in their lives.

Where Can I Watch It? Criminally, the series is not available to stream and you won’t find any official physical media releases in print, but full episodes can be found on YouTube.

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