Jason Roeder
Therapy Everyone Can Afford
For only pennies per cyber-session, you can connect directly with one of our many license-adjacent counsellors.
How We’re Beating the Heat
Filibustering in loose, breathable outfits; taking a Lyft the full length of the Appalachian Trail; and other summer strategies.
The Biggest Changes to the White House Under President Joe Biden
Cords plugged back into phones in Oval Office; “World’s No. 1 President” crystal goblets gone; basement portal to Hell caulked over.
Date Ideas for a Post-Quarantine World
A drone tour of the Epcot Center’s Italy Pavilion, a sensual third-date unmasking, and more.
Events We Are Actually Glad Were Cancelled
The 2020 Raw-Milk-Salmonella Coachella Porta-Potty Shortage and other highlights of what isn’t happening this year.
Netflix Documentaries We Watched While Under Quarantine
Sit back, relax, and pull up “Taylor Swift: Coached Toward a Simulacrum of Candor.”
Therapy Everyone Can Afford
For only pennies per cyber-session, you can connect directly with one of our many license-adjacent counsellors.
How We’re Beating the Heat
Filibustering in loose, breathable outfits; taking a Lyft the full length of the Appalachian Trail; and other summer strategies.
The Biggest Changes to the White House Under President Joe Biden
Cords plugged back into phones in Oval Office; “World’s No. 1 President” crystal goblets gone; basement portal to Hell caulked over.
Date Ideas for a Post-Quarantine World
A drone tour of the Epcot Center’s Italy Pavilion, a sensual third-date unmasking, and more.
Events We Are Actually Glad Were Cancelled
The 2020 Raw-Milk-Salmonella Coachella Porta-Potty Shortage and other highlights of what isn’t happening this year.
Netflix Documentaries We Watched While Under Quarantine
Sit back, relax, and pull up “Taylor Swift: Coached Toward a Simulacrum of Candor.”