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  Review by Ed Gale ½

  It took everything in me not to kill myself while I watched this shit

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  Review by TrashGoblinz ★★★★★ 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE 
  10 OUTTA 10
  THE ENDING MADE ABSOLUTE SENSE
  THE BEST THING TO COME OUT AFTER AVATAR : THE LAST AIRBENDER

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  Review by anamacnamara ½

  This is Joe bad

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  Review by fern ½

  could have used more useless tit shots smh!

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  Review by Jack ½

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  It's joever

  The "movie" seems like it's building up to something but then it just shows some boobs and rolls the credits.

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  Review by Marina Belmont ★★

  haha Morbius

  its a shitty B movie horror romance, idk twilight rip off? Its not good but it was filmed in Ybor a bunch so seeing a place I recognized made me do the Leonardo Dicaprio pointing

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  Review by vhsfordays ½

  Synopsis: Pretty much just puttering around since at least the Civil War JOE VAMPIRE has been pretending to be in a Corey Hart tribute band and being delinquent on his rent payments. After being threatened with eviction he decides to go to a local bar for employment and quickly gets side tracked when he sees young Melissa drinking. After he saves her from a potential raping he tells her she is special and gives her the option to become a vampire just like him. Meanwhile there is a power struggle between Joe, who just wants to coast through life, and a vampire syndicate.

  Review: The gratuitous blood and boob ending almost makes up for the rest of the movie. Almost.

  Carnage Count 2/5
  Sleaze Score 3/5