A laconic ex-hired gun in the Old West teams up with three scrappy female prisoners abandoned in the desert, two orphaned children, an army deserter, and a group of cantankerous animals, all of whom try to outsmart and outshoot a ratty gang of desperadoes trying to retrieve their boss' girlfriend and the saddle-tramp's secret cargo.
Survival, Mujeres deseperadas, Garotas do Oeste, Cativeiro de Mulheres, Çaresiz Kadınlar, Die kalte Hand des Schicksals, Hurja takaa-ajo
USA
USA
The Ballad of the Three TV Actors
Three TV actors
In a westetn movie
And it ain't easy actin'
With Dan Haggerty.
His expression never changed
In every dang scene
It was like they were directed
By Neil Breen.
He had all the screen presence
Of a scraggly old oak
'Cause he didn't have enough sense
To lay off the coke.
Even when he got his ass kicked
By a couple of kids
Dan still looked like he needed
A couple of hits.
(Harmonica Solo)
When they got to the miner's camp
After a very long walk
It turned into a rapey version
Of 'McClintock!'
Now these poor TV actors
I sure hope they got paid
'Cause this movie won't look good
On their IMDB page.
