The Best Characters On 'Schitt's Creek'

The Best Characters On 'Schitt's Creek'

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Who’s your favorite character on Schitt’s Creek? As one of the funniest (and most original) shows in recent years, we thought it was high time to take a look at some of the show’s most memorable characters - as well as some of the worst.

After tragically losing their fortune, the Roses decide to move into a tiny motel in the isolated town of Schitt’s Creek, which they ironically purchased as a joke years ago. As Johnny, Moira, and their children struggle to come to terms with their new social standing, they run into all sorts of colorful characters, including Schitt’s Creek’s very own fast-talking mayor (played by Chris Elliott). Created by Daniel Levy (David Rose), and Eugene Levy (Johnny Rose), the funniest characters on Schitt’s Creek are both relatable and hilariously detached and make every episode of the show memorable. If you find yourself missing these unforgettable characters, check out more shows like Schitt's Creek.

Be sure to vote up all your favorite characters, and vote down all the plebs.

  • David Rose
    1

    David Rose

    537 votes

    I would hardly call myself an expert on this subject, and by "subject" I mean genuine human emotion.

    Played by: Daniel Levy

    Occupation: Owner of Rose Apothecary

  • Alexis Rose
    2

    Alexis Rose

    502 votes

    My name is Alexis, and yes, I did not finish high school. Um, it’s this long, boring story involving a yacht, and a famous soccer player, and like a ton of mushrooms. Anyway, I think it would be so great if we could just go around the room, and everyone could tell me like, five things about yourself.

    Played by: Annie Murphy

    Occupation: CEO of Alexis Rose Communications

  • Stevie Budd
    3

    Stevie Budd

    419 votes

    My car is worth less than your pants.

    Played by: Emilly Hampshire

    Occupation: Co-owner of Rosebud Motel

  • Moira Rose
    4

    Moira Rose

    500 votes

    I'm eating egg whites and hoping the building will collapse.

    Played by: Catherine O'Hara

    Occupation: Town councilor

  • Johnny Rose
    5

    Johnny Rose

    361 votes

    We're willing to settle for what we paid for it. More if you can get it, but definitely not less.

    Played by: Eugene Levy

    Occupation: Co-owner of the Rosebud Motel

  • Patrick Brewer
    6

    Patrick Brewer

    319 votes

    I like the name: Rose Apothecary. You know, it's just pretentious enough.

    Played by: Noah Reid

    Occupation: Co-owner of Rose Apothecary

  • Ted Mullens
    7

    Ted Mullens

    312 votes

    It's always gifts for the dogs and never for me. Definitely one of my pet peeves.

    Played by: Dustin Milligan

    Occupation: Veterinarian 

  • Twyla Sands
    8

    Twyla Sands

    273 votes

    I heard that someone wants mozzarella sticks for their birthday. I'm pretty sure that I scraped most of the freezer burn off of those. Do you guys want anything else cause I'm heading out?

    Played by: Sarah Levy

    Occupation: Waitress

  • Veronica "Ronnie" Lee
    9

    Veronica "Ronnie" Lee

    262 votes

    Played by: Karen Robinson

    Occupation: Town councilor of Schitt's Creek

  • Jocelyn Schitt
    10

    Jocelyn Schitt

    275 votes

    Now our next performer will surprise you because she certainly surprised me when she told me that she switched up her entire act when somebody put a pretty hefty deposit on a wall of mirrors.

    Played by: Jenn Robertson

    Occupation: History teacher at Schitt's Creek High School

  • Ray Butani
    11

    Ray Butani

    239 votes

     David, I constantly hear about how you eat too much but I saw you walk from your bedroom to the shower and you look fine.

    Played by: Rizwan Manji

    Occupation: Real estate agent

  • Roland Schitt
    12

    Roland Schitt

    313 votes

    If you're looking for an a** to kiss, it's mine.

    Played by: Chris Elliott

    Occupation: Mayor of Schitt's Creek

  • Ivan
    13

    Ivan

    151 votes

    Played by: Jasmin Geljo

    Occupation: Baker

  • Wendy Kurt
    14

    Wendy Kurt

    194 votes

    Now the candles - are they something we would sell at a blouse store?

    Played by: Robin Duke

    Occupation: Owner of Wendy's Marketplace

  • Mutt Schitt
    15

    Mutt Schitt

    216 votes

    Yeah, well, I can't not jump in and help when I see someone doing something wrong.

    Played by: Tim Rozon

    Occupation: Farmer

  • Robert "Bob" Currie
    16

    Robert "Bob" Currie

    219 votes

    Anyway, moral of the story, I got a new keychain, and I keep a sleeping bag in the car.

    Played by: John Hemphill

    Occupation: Mechanic

  • Jake
    17

    Jake

    176 votes

    No, I mean Mutt made those ice cubes from well water so they smell like fish.

    Played by: Steve Lund

    Occupation: Wood shop worker

  • Gwen Currie
    18

    Gwen Currie

    135 votes

    Played by: Marilyn Bellfontaine

    Occupation: Acapella singer

  • Emir Kaplan
    19

    Emir Kaplan

    143 votes

    Played by: Ennis Esmer

    Occupation: Travel blogger