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7 unlucky girls are about to experience a film shoot where they will play real-life victims in a real-life horror film.
Porn Shoot Massacre
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08 Feb 2009
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28. Watch a movie starring The Last Drive-In's Darcy the Mailgirl!
Nothing says quality like going to someplace called Spankbang just to find a copy to watch. Not up to Netflix standards I guess. Like I was really starting to think this didn't even exist, lucky me for finding it! This was squeezed right between Mandingo Massacre and The Big Bang Theory on the sidebar. So yeah, like I was saying, quality...
Surprisingly low on the massacres and extremely tame with the "porn", this is just a bore. Butt and boob shots is about as wild as this gets, oh and two lesbians have some under-blanket antics with a dildo swinging midget... sadly,…
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Porn Shoot Massacre is on the lighter side of horror with a good dose of humor and all those things you hope to see from your indie horror - beautiful girls, boobs, decent killings, a midget, tongue in cheek humor, and a masked killer. Not much to say about this one. If you’re watching a film with this title, you pretty much know what you are getting.
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No. Just No.
The surprising thing is that this movie occasionally starts moving toward something terrible and entertaining, but then it settles into bad torture porn. It introduces a girl, shows a few minutes of her walking around the boring set and then *BOP* she dead.
Most of the kills don't involve gore other than a few squirts of fake blood. A few occur off-screen. Some terrible acting, which is kind of whatever, but it certainly doesn't help. Really shitty humor. Fortunately it's kept to a minimum, but damn is it bad. Oh and the killer wears a mask that looks like an industrial strength jock strap, so there's that to look forward to.
One star for all the nudity, other than that -- No.
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I guess if you wanna see some major boobage this is a fine vehicle for it but outside of that it's a rather dry and boring movie that's mainly a collection of offscreen kills and vapid dipshits arguing about who fucks better while cheap royalty free piano music annoys the ever living shit out of you. And that's really only bearable for so long. Not even worth it ironically.
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Gathered together to film a porn movie, a group of actresses finds themselves disappearing one-by-one at the hands of a maniacal killer hired to turn the shoot into an actual snuff film against their knowledge and must band together to fight off the hulking killer to escape alive.
This wasn't all that bad of an indie production. One of the strongest aspects for this one is the fact that there's quite a lot of fun to be had with the behind-the-scenes work throughout here. Despite focusing so heavily on the realm of pornographic excess, the other measures shown here making the preparations for what's going on not just on the technical side of the shoot but also leading into the…
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At the beginning of the year I set myself a goal of watching and reviewing at least 200 things on Letterboxd. 12 months later and I'm at number 300 and I wanted something standout to celebrate, well nothing stands out more than a title like "Porn Shoot Massacre".
As for the film Itself I did get some enjoyment out of It but the Issues of disappointing kills and even the runtime of just 85 minutes feeling dragged out Is stopping me from rating It higher.
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I keep wasting my life watching shit like this. The only redeeming part was the boobs, but you can always watch actual porn for that instead of watching real porn stars attempt to act.
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If you're actually picking up a film called Porn Shoot Massacre and expecting it to be high quality cinema, then you are most assuredly not the film's targeted audience. If, however, you're a devotee of B-movies and low-budget indie horror, then there's much fun to be had with an otherwise godawful film.
In the film seven unlucky adult film stars, all women, are about to switch genres from porn to gore (and no, not a James Wan film). Will any of them make it out alive? The film actually does cast several porn stars, a fact that ups the film's T&A factor considerably but pretty much puts the nail in the coffin of any expected quality acting.
To their credit,…
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I heard about this film in passing during a conversation about The Last Drive-In, or on the forum of The Lost Drive-In Discord server. The main reason is that Darcy the Mailgirl, also Diana Prince, called Kasey Poteet was a star in this film that might as well be a quintessential Drive-In film in a lot of ways.
Not only do you have plenty of blood, and surprisingly used sparingly and at key moments of gore, you certainly have a great deal of breasts involved, and one beast of sorts of you count a dime-store slasher killer who, surprisingly, manages to be kind of intimidating at times. Once you factor in Diana Prince as Missy, with characters and a scenario…