Dark humor script, “Dead Girl,” reveals what lengths Rex will go through in order to cover up an accident he feels responsible for causing.

Dead Girl

FADE IN.

INT. REX’S APARTMENT – LIVING ROOM – EARLY MORNING

REX sits on his couch, an emotional wreck. A ton of blow is on the table before him with a dead blond-haired woman laying face down in it.

Keys heard jangling in a door. In walks BILLY.

BILLY:  Unbelievable…

REX:  Yeah…

Billy looks girl over.

BILLY:  …How can you just leave her like this?

REX:  I’m not good with dead people, man.

BILLY:  When did you first notice her?

REX:  Man, I woke up to take a leak and there she was. We went to bed together, so she must have gotten up during the night to do some more and she fk’n died.

BILLY:  What the f’k are we gonna do?

REX:  I have no idea. It’s why I called you!

BILLY:  Right. Right. Does anyone else know about this?

REX:  Just you.

BILLY:  Who is she?

REX:  She’s actually Ricky’s wife?

BILLY:  …Ricky’s wife?! Gangster Ricky?!

REX:  Yeah, man. Her phone’s been ringing nonstop. He keeps calling.

BILLY:  This is fk’n serious!

REX:  She’s already starting to go stiff man, in case you wanted to wrap her up or something.

BILLY:  I can’t believe this, Rex. Do you realize how insane this is right now?

REX:  Yeah, yeah, yeah…

BILLY:  How are we gonna get her out of here? We have to wait until nighttime.

REX:  That’s what I was thinking. There’s a chute, a garbage chute that we can push her in and we can pick her up in the basement. Then we can bring the car over. Maybe roll her up in a carpet or something.

BILLY:  Wait a minute!

REX:  What?

BILLY:  Ricky is probably GEO locating her phone.

REX:  No!

BILLY:  We need to get rid of her phone right now.

REX:  Should we break it or flush it down the toilet?

BILLY:  You don’t flush it down the toilet man! We need to turn it off! Just switch off the GEO!

REX:  Right, let’s do this! I got this, I got this!

There’s a knock on the front door. Rex and Billy stare at one another.

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Dead Girl is a short dark humor script with 2 female, 2 male characters.  Rex discovers that Ronda is dead and calls his best friend Billy for help, but things only go from bad to worse in a rapid fashion.

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