Cheat Codes - Age of Empires III Heaven Forum

Raptor the Good
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posted 07-22-05 12:14 PM EDT (US) 1 / 76

Besides resource cheats and fast build? Hmm... Actaully I would like to see some of the old AoE cheats brought back. Photon Men, anyone?

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BoloBouncer
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 12:29 PM EDT (US) 2 / 76

Cheat unit recommendations:

Cowboys: Watch the computer reel in horror as their musket formations are mown down by squealing, drawl-ridden six-shooters! (PS - I am from Texas)

Submarine: Historically, there were submarines (or a submarine if I remember correctly) used in the American War for Independence. I'm talking a one man job controlled by a pedal crank, but sit and munch with glee as an anachronistic 16 inch Ericsson with a 300lb warhead leaves a magnificently pixellated trail as it heads toward your enemy's unsuspecting frigate! "What is that thing? A fast fish?"

Neoclassicists: Weep in your Cheetos as Joseph Addison converts your industrial military barracks into the gladatorial pit of yore! Who needs saltpeter when we've got the bronze dagger? Caesar didn't need guns! Why he conquered most of the known world with weapons that teenagers can buy at Scarborough Faire! And so will the Neoclassicists conquer you by reducing your advancements to nothing more than mere plumbing and hide jerkins.

Dr. Emmett Brown: "It'll shoot the fleas off a dog's back at 500 yards... and it's pointed straight at your head!"

The cast of Little Women: Lose all taste for your yummy deoderant stick as these prudish Victorians teach your well-trained army how to hide their feelings and speak in sentences as long as Bible Chapters! Their presence equals greatly removed unit speed and an almost sympathetic yearning for Henry James.

AT-ATs: No snowspeeders? Big problem. The galaxy's a big place, but you can't have an Age of Empires without THE Empire! Dun dun dun da da dun da da dun...

Nate Griffin: Poisons all your settlers. We won't go into how.

Finally...

The old dancing Six Flags guy: Wipe away those tears as your new cheat unit races through the enemy bases in a shamelessly overdone bus! He steals all their units away for a weekend at Six Flags while leaving your units to continue their humdrum life... of destroying the enemy's unprotected base.

KING ONION
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 12:30 PM EDT (US) 3 / 76

PHOTON MAN!!!

Someday I will rule the Earth....

king of ages
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 12:32 PM EDT (US) 4 / 76

Quote:

Cowboys: Watch the computer reel in horror as their musket formations are mown down by squealing, drawl-ridden six-shooters! (PS - I am from Texas)

Hahha, I'd love to see this one

DragonQ
SC2H Seraph

posted 07-22-05 01:11 PM EDT (US) 5 / 76

I always liked the one that made catapults fire villagers or cows in AOE/ROR

Strider 1
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 01:15 PM EDT (US) 6 / 76

The bullet shooting car that was a cheat for AOK was very cool.

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Magnum Pi
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 01:41 PM EDT (US) 7 / 76

The basic cheats from RoN were great! "Cheat add (unit's name w/o spaces)" and the unit appears where ever your mouse is! Awesome!

I would like to see, as my personal recommendation, a cheat that adds to your population limit and a cheat (Similar to "Torpedo#" cheats of AoK) that would, instead of eliminating a player, allow you to control it. I.e. I type "pwn player5" in the chat box, and then I control player 5's civilization, and he controls mine. What do you think?

Additionally, I'd like to keep the "Torpedo#" cheat of AoK.

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I always liked the one that made catapults fire villagers or cows in AOE/ROR.

"Jack be Nimble" (one-word perhaps?) That one was great! Don't forget "Stormbilly" that gave you a fast firing, powerful robot.

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Junk Food Knight
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 02:07 PM EDT (US) 8 / 76

In the first game I liked e=mc2 trooper. He could fire a nuke missile across the screen.
I Like the cowboy idea.
PHOTON MAN also.
Sub would be fun.
So would bomber.

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chumwarm
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 03:59 PM EDT (US) 9 / 76

Photon Men would be great...

As would a very old sub (i think it was called the turtle)...

A cheat that gave all your men lightsabres would be cool...

What about an unlimited resourse cheat, if you are going to give yourself 1000 food, you might as well have unlimited resourse?

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schildpad
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posted 07-22-05 04:36 PM EDT (US) 10 / 76

also reached the 798 topics about cheats.

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darknessoffate
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posted 07-22-05 07:50 PM EDT (US) 11 / 76

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Saranalos
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 08:37 PM EDT (US) 12 / 76

Jack be Nimble from AoE would be brilliant with the physics in AoE3...

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MatthewII
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 09:06 PM EDT (US) 13 / 76

dinnertime - 1000 food
log on the fire - 1000 wood
taxation - 1000 gold
go wild - control gaia player
decoloniseX - kill player X
geronimo - gun-firing car
can't hide forever - no fog of war
davy crocker - explore map
monitor - U.S.S. Monitor like ironclad

Rookierookie
Banned

posted 07-22-05 09:08 PM EDT (US) 14 / 76

darknessooffate, shut up and die.

I want them to just have a console like in Morrowind that allows you to do virtually anything - in single player of course.

Austin Powers
Skirmisher
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posted 07-22-05 09:11 PM EDT (US) 15 / 76

Cheats suck, they're for sissies. Yes, I'm a sissy, but I still don't like them

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KING ONION
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 09:31 PM EDT (US) 16 / 76

Look, I was looking for ideas for cheat codes. If you don't use them, fine, others do. Maybe for cheating, maybe for entertainment. Who cares?!?!

Someday I will rule the Earth....

OutlandishTeacup
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 09:49 PM EDT (US) 17 / 76

Meh, it's always good fun to load up a random map and pwn the computer using Photon Men, Stormbillys and those baby tricycle shotgun things.

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Raptor the Good
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 10:25 PM EDT (US) 18 / 76

Photon Men were so awesome. And Big Daddys. It sucked when one of those got converted, though.

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Ferdinand Gwonch
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 10:32 PM EDT (US) 19 / 76

AOE1 cheats were the best ones ever..
it'd be very-very cool if we have equally powerful cheat units

OWN GOAL

darknessoffate
Banned

posted 07-22-05 10:53 PM EDT (US) 20 / 76

k ohmu your a worthless noob who cheats to makle himself feel better since your such a bad player. Dont get angry at me just because you suck.

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Raptor the Good
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 11:32 PM EDT (US) 21 / 76

You have much learning to do before you turn 12. Start by looking up the word, "tactful".

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darknessoffate
Banned

posted 07-22-05 11:35 PM EDT (US) 22 / 76

You really are a sad git if the best you can do is point out typos.

Zeusmeister
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 11:36 PM EDT (US) 23 / 76

darkess man, please edit out the post with a million copy pasted NO CHEAT CODE.

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Raptor the Good
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 11:38 PM EDT (US) 24 / 76

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You really are a sad git if the best you can do is point out typos.

Heh. No, young padawan, I was not pointing out typos. I was pointing out the immaturity and hostility in your posts. Be telling you to look up "tactful", I was in fact hinting that you should try to be more tactful. Have you looked it up yet?

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Death_Guy5
Skirmisher

posted 07-22-05 11:38 PM EDT (US) 25 / 76

Or mabey it is because he gets angry because you act like a n00b. You don't spam the message every single time in your post. I suggest you throw your computer out the window now because no one likes you anyway.