hopefully you can watch this weekend. take a lootake a look.k. >> we're not going anywhere. we do out all night if we n have to. when their food runs outight, bd and his friends realize that any chance of survival, that meanss realiz. ight fel all right, fellas, it's over. >> after years of corruption and ineptitude and lincoln county sheriff's office, garrett shows he's cut from better material. >> all right. hope you can watchbetter m it tl weekend. >> new episodes will drop every wednesday. i think you're goingl dropesda e it. all right. that's all the time we have left this evening. please set your dvr so you neveease let as ever miss an episode of hannity. as always, thank you for being with always, t being us. the meantime, let not your heart be trouble. greg gutfeld standing by.ut >> put a smile on your face. o have a great weekend.

>>s. yes, yes. i know. i know. i know. >> i know. i would do the same thing in. >> your position. >> it's friday, so you knoweans what that means. let's welcome tonight's guest, cooper, that's calls him the man of steel, fox news contributor johnny list. kennedy has insight.ght an and plus, a worm didn't eatm her brain. joseph kennedy saved the world podcast. kenned y, like freddy krueger, he owns lot of eraserssleeps and sleeps in a boiler room. comedian and foundern of westen razor company david angelo

and frail pale and can escape, e from any jail. "new york times" bestselling author and fox news contributorm gopft that. all right. before we to some new stories let's do this. yeah greg's leftovers. >> mm hm. it's the leftovers where i rea d jokes. we did news this week, and asisw always, it's theeekee first time i'm reading them. so if they , we'll dress. joe mackie as a dog and send him to kristi noem. er unless the weather's bad. >> sunday is mother's day, and we actually our hands on a few celebrity cards like thist one. mom, thanks for not murdering dad. ing dad,happy mother's day. >> i love chelsea.

by the way, bill clinton's planning to get up earlynd and prepare breakfast in bed, and then i'll go home to hillary bed. hter ] low. and this one is nice. hey, step mos onm, what are youp till eight? want a party? love, hunter to part. oh, the guy that's in that boundaries. >> all right, dear mom, happy mother's day. >> see you soon. love. i don't know what that means. all right, let's do some jokes. chicag ko mayor johnson wants to move illegal immigrants away from whereal immig democrat conn takes place this summer. >> it's the same strategye democrats are using on joeus biden. >> new york governor kathy hochul came under

fire for saying there are, quote, young black kids growing up in the bron kidg upx who evew what the word computer is. hochul saying i shouldn't have left out the mexicans. i know, i know. racist. in a >> racist. terrible. in awith cnnn interview with cne burnett, joe biden claimed inflation was 9% when he took office, when it wat waspercen actually 1.4t.%. burnett then stuck, stumped biden with another math problem ,asking how many grandchildren s he has. luke skywalker. actor mark hamill teamed up m with president biden at a may 4th press conference. pressthe two reminisced overh a the time. darth vader said, i am der saidyour father and all the. >> hunter said he wasn'tthe following the press or the biden and both biden and hamill took a photo together.

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>> black lives mattelir is suing the times foundation a progressive outfit that fundsu the anti-israel protests, suing foem for fraudin. >> sad.sad. now, where will stupid white ladies waste their money stupi c ? >> a chic new york hotel has been converted into a migran neo right in the heart of broadway, where the streets are filled with destitute unstable,ut unemployable, homeless. >> but enough about the actors . a wisconsin teacher named madison bergmann was arrested for allegedly out with a fifth grade student. . i know, but in her defense, she was auditioning for a new gamehn show. >> are you? higher than a fifth graderha? it really is hard.

ten more boeing whistleblowers have come forward bringing number so far to 32 sorry, 30 one, 30 that now it's 29. we'll just update you later. >> according to a new study, women who don't move their heads when they talkwome are likely to be psychopaths. >> well, that's the dumbest thin g i ever heard, said one woman. n incr >> research shows an increase in lgbtq related content in medical schools. it's great news if you needho a gynecologist who knows how to treat jockho. >> ohio state's commencement speaker admitted he was ayahuasca drug when he wrote his awful speechr admi. s awfu graduates cringed throughout.

theywhat made it worse wasspeec. realizing they graduated from ohio state. >> yeatoh go buckeyes. i don't know. and a woman claims that she has a addiction and cannot stopomp at prompting one man to offer her a job at cnn offer. >> all right. to the >> to the news.rs janitors call the bluffoter on rioters. guff the custodians union plans to sue columbia university over the anti-israel protestanti violence. >> all right. the blue collar and woment to who do their best to keep the school pristine say they were mistresse added whenok the antisemitic took over a historic buildinr historg las. they barricaded themselves inside and left the plac barrice shape than a baltimore bridge, calling out the president's

cowardice for allowing her employees to suffer. tsorallowithe union boss told s called fox and friends thifrsn e everybody in the building, the entire tier of your workforcnge in the building was. fearful and rightfully so. they stormed in, but in but particular to two of thehad to custodians had to fight their way out. imagine that. imaginheir way.e two kind of smi sort of entitledle spoiled, bratty occupiers. the building come in and tell these blue collar men and women, you're not goinn yoe gr anywhere. you're staying here because this cause is bigger than you. when they had to get home to their families. it's outrageous. >> it's an affront to work is everywhere. they should have had whee to me to ous, it's antheir their heads dumped in toilets. >> meantime, author heathen toiy explores why so many young women are leading protests. >> in her piece, hysterics for hamas. one reason the differences in majors. she that hard science and econen students are mostly men who are less likel stus y ditch clas

to protest. while humanities and social sciencesprotest which offer exa ofedit for activism, are mostly . and so you havteste the front l of protests manned by over koreans who actually believe burning flags and sprawhy painting graffiti should count toward a college degree. heathetowardr calls today's vicm ideology that drives academia. vi character quote. >> student protests have always been hilariously selfent dramatizing, but the current outbreak is particularly modeletbreak iaudlind in in keey with female self-pity. and it doesn't hurt to havesh t females pushed to the front by the organizers knowintht gal the media will jump all over the police if they appear to get toof with the girls. so on one side, you have hard working and on the other, barely working babies dining, sl catered meals while clutching their pearls. it shouldn't be hard clutchin. the pick a side. well, unless you're the mediaed who pretend thisia is about pea

when it's really about class, it's not versus palestinians, it's elites versus the working clasinians, the wos. it's why protesters always get a pass when they shut down traffipasst downc, blocking haro people from getting to their place of work. irit's pampered brats with trust funds and no experience versus b people with real jobs being victimized by pampered expes with trust funds and no experience. >> but since the mediarience., n . but since media are more likenyn the protesters than anyone with a reae real l job, you knw who they're going to back. you know, janitors have been and assaulted and falsely imprisoned by so-called peaceful protestery impriss in s the media that is cleaning up the mess. it's the the m real cleaning jol journalists do besides cleaningn out their office after they get fired because no one trust them. tr the so how many journalists s it take to screw in a light bulb? >>in i don't know.done

>> it's never been done. . i love that joke. h means >> which means, ironically, the custodians will be the onesd who end up getting trash. triple j? yeah. how are you doing? i'm good. you look fantastic. >> let me borrow the shirt.o yeah, no problemproble. yo >> little big on you, though, don't you think so? you have this, like, contrastt e and item seems like peopl the only people that care about these people aree e . like this network. like, where is the "new york times"? where doesk. the washington.? >> you know, i don't understand the problem here, because from what i understand, words i dth harmful and violent. so if i were one of those janitors, i would have just starteid saying hateful things.c

and as they cowered in front of me, walked right out of theirnt of me, it's like it'e the general mattis used to say, be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone. you meeto . and so, you know, there's what those janitors should have been thinking jan. y it >> i hate to say it, but i'mne one of those guys that, like i live for that moment , you know, wins the dayp that somebody tries to trap me into a broom closeme ioom clostd because there's weapons all around. and i'm not advocating for violence and i' for i'm just sayinghave the janitor should have taken violence to get out of there. >> i guessolence t. >> would you like to be trapped in a broom closet? n hour after this show. yeah, but i'm not trying to get ut of that. >> oh, yeah, i had nicely done w . kennedy, what do you make of this lawsuit? how do you think i make oft pla? >> i hope they go after's 13 columbia's $13 billion endowment. i really do. they have so much mone endowmy and iwant g don't want government involvement here. >>tinvolv but i hope it's one oe

things that makes these universitiesings stand up and t notice. and i want more schools to treat this nonsensei want. the university of florida versus my alma mater, ucla and columbia, because, you know, as you out on the show, it does violate free speech, you know, property destruction and false imprisonment. >> that's not free speecd falsel >> yeah, you know, i'm all for legal, lawful protest. it is. there's a reason itt. is enshrined in the first amendment that is not thisthis. and by the way, those broads and their fake officers they bought on amazon. they are getting their talking points disseminated to them directlyar from hamas. and there hasn't been enough reporting on that. on thatbut is certainly a lot of evidence for that. on some of the telegram channels where people are tesling down these hamas video and feeding them directly to groups like students for justic g e and palestine. and i asked trey yingst, i had him on my podcast today.t

so what is it like covering an actual humanitarian versus thiss manufactured crisis on these college campuses ? and he said, i hate to laughthes at people, but it's laughable el these college kids can leave at any moment and go an but people who have been displaced, people who have nowhere to go and no food. they don't have such luxuries. so it is not a humanitarian crisis on these college campuses and you do not get to holde coll people their will. >> i'm not i'm not sure it's a better deal to be able to leave ,go to chipotle. >> i mean, i.f you want to loseu weight, it's great. it's great for losing weight. david, i'm so glad you decidedf to take off that i love hamas t-shirt you were wearingthat. h you know, it just clashed with the background. i don'witht stand with you. >> whose side are you? whose >> whose side of mine? s you need to pick a side. ut

you know what i say. let them fight it out. yes. why are you trying to comeo resc in and rescue colombia? i don't care. i doe six months out from that being the angela davis . hool of sharia law i mean, what are they. i'd say feed them the fire, you know. yeah, yeah. rename colombia. >> yeah. call us before columbus. is that what it's named after. >> well, colombia, i mean, you know, you've got to you>> o the you have you have your enemies . yeah. acting foolishly. yeah. dato what they need.hind t no, i mean there is a there is a theory behind that. just let becauseha basically the monster eating itself. >> yeah. itse is, what it is and it's like, all right. >> yes. there's a lot of women doinge's the protest, but women have always like bad boys, you know, hummus but. that's everyone knows. yeah, everyone knows that. you know, in the in the it used to be james dean, now jam it's mujahideeesn.

oh, that was a nice line. it for them because those guysr prefer the goats. sogoat what can you do kat, what are your thoughts on the fact that protest yous pre but prima donna billy predominantly female. >> mm yeah.s? so for let's just say somedayass that i'm assassinated by the governmentin , okay? >> and people are protesting in my honor, right.rst of first of all, thank you so much . but like, you've got to let the janitor go. like, like the dude has spent all day being a janitor, right? >> like, let him go home. so this attitude of, like, this, cause is bigger. like,i don't care what the caue even if it is my own assassination, if dude spend all day literally cleaning up.

>> yeah. and hi s is done, let himle go home. like, you know, you're not going to win over anybodt hi y by not letting the janitor go homtor goe. it does. >> it does feel like the ploto to like a re redefine of die hard. the janitor, the janitorg, s trapped in a building surrounded by protesters. the tagline is like custodian time, take out the trash and that's right. and it's jason stadium. yeah, jason stated, the silent, brooding janitor who keeps to himself. but he had a secret path. you as a a s a paid killer in serbia. >> yeah. let's. >> we have right to ultimate free speech the constitution. no right, in the constitution ct to kidnap a janitor. yeahitto. yes. and he has a love interest,

right? this girl that got pulled into the. into the protest, it didn't know and not what was thinking. >> she might be like a psych professor. i bet they could find broom closet. yes, exactly. this broom great. somebody better not be ripping me offt be right now at home. custodian. >> time to take out the trash. >> he'll mop the floors with you. i >> your death is on his bucket list. yeah, all right. i never. >> madness. up next. bet you'd never see the day. r ehillary a play if he'll be in the new york area and like tickets to gutfeld go tofeld!", foxnews.com slash gutfeld foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join

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[♪] ♪ it's video of the day ♪ >> greg: would you rather be on a flight with a terrorist or have hillary as your therapist? yeah, that democrats favorite hag think she has broadway in the bag. video of the date comes from us -- from america's biggest or loser, that never was president is producing a broadway musical about suffragettes and it's called suffs. her husband bill of course in charge of the casting couch.

but it's nice to see hillary producing something besides fake dossiers about trump. she stopped by morning joe took promoted but they instead took the opportunity to trauma dump her anxiety about trump. i wonder if they will call this part of the segment therapy with hillary. >> i like to call a part of this segment therapy with hillary. what do you say to people when they ask you about the former president, these trials and these delays and the fear that they feel? about the upcoming election. >> well i'm happy to go to therapy with you anytime because clearly the pressure on the stress on our system, our country, our constitution, our future is so intense. for those of us who understand what's at stake, and i don't mean that in a, you know, derogatory way to others but if you have been in this world as you and i have and you've studied it and you watched it, it is a very difficult time right now.

>> madam secretary, therapy session obviously officially over now. >> weight, i need more. >> greg: of course if you want more therapy, that makes sense, you are married to joe scarborough for god's sake. but hillary could not stick around, she had to get back to her crypt to avoid exposure to daylight. kennedy, is there anything more insufferable than anything that hillary -- i mean suffs, it's insufferable. >> the route is there for a reason. she wants us to believe she's suffered there for the nation has suffered and if the nation had made the right decision in 2016, or maybe if she had spent some time and gone to wisconsin, then she would be at the tail end of her second term. there would have been no pandemic, there would have been no inflation. we all know this is a steaming

load of bull [ bleep ] and to borrow a phrase, she is a warmongering harpy who is seeded with other insufferable narcissists and they are also incredibly damaged that when they talk about therapy it sounds like parity because they all need to go to long-term inpatient treatment so we don't see them for months or maybe years. >> greg: yeah, kat, they just seem so weak. i love how mika said what do you say to people when they talk about their fears of trump. why don't you just say i'm scared. what do you say when people -- you are the people! >> just in general i would have

so much more respect for hillary clinton if she would just be herself. like, she's a mean scary person. just own that, be mean. it comes off as so inauthentic when they try to present her as this feeling gentle -- like she's -- hillary clinton is not the friend you go to probably for, like, healthy wise mind advice. she's the friend you go to when you want, like, the toxic diabolical advice. >> greg: how i can dump a body. >> therapy with hillary clinton, i'm not buying it. maybe if it's like blame the other woman and bleed a whole country in bullying her, that i would buy. or the lady at the table screaming at me because her soup is in hot with hillary clinton. like she would just be diabolical, i would at least have respect for the authenticity there.

nobody really wants a hug from hillary clinton because she just looks like she'd squeeze too hard. >> greg: yes! david, are you excited about the musical? you seem like a guy who loves musicals. >> i'm actually the understudy for susan b anthony. you know, i've never heard of the musical but it's so bizarre if you are in the arts world, to partner with hillary clinton. it's like yeah, i've got a new interpretive dance show i'm doing with henry kissinger. >> greg: i love that reference because you know he died a couple of months ago. >> the cia had you believing that, greg. this guy, he's in a bunker calling the shots. >> greg: but the name itself, it's like like that would appeal to a younger demographic. we don't call them suffragettes, we called them suffs. that's what it is on the

streets. >> also i mean just when you are buying tickets, how do you spell suffragettes? i mean i wouldn't know how, i'd be going to kat's matinee. i would never be able to put that word in. >> greg: monosyllabic musicals exactly. all right joey, i love the fact that hillary is like trying to find things to do in her life but everything she does doesn't pan out. didn't she have a tv show on apple with her insufferable daughter? and -- >> karaoke or something? >> greg: they were singing in the car. that's right! cost over 8000 suicides -- caused -- >> all people who shot themselves as they were running away. >> first of all therapy is [ bleep ]. that's what woodworking a needlepoint are for, depending on your traditional gender role. aside from that nobody will ever

have the effect on their enemies that trump has had. no matter how many palms i took apart with my hands or my feet, no matter how many terrorists killed, we will never have the effect on the taliban and that trump has on democrats. they absolutely hate him for being alive and not imprison. she needs therapy, she's struggling. be in her position. trump stole the election and no one gave enough of a [ bleep ] just on the capital. she absolutely isn't such such a terrible place. but she did do therapy for a little while, she was doing it with the va and that's how we got to 22 a day. >> greg: true. it's interesting though. i think that they are moving into the acceptance face of a trump presidency. because watching that cnn thing and you realize if this were a poker game, cnn folded.

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a story in five words. [♪] >> greg: crazy broads don't move heads. david. how are you doing over there? >> fantastic. >> greg: good, here's some crazy research from the university of new mexico. women who are psychopaths don't move their heads while talking. they exhibit traits like manipulation that calluses, lack of remorse but they also don't move their heads. when you are on stage, do you ever notice? when there are women in their audience and their heads are still, does that scare you?

>> well usually there's nobody in the audience so. i don't have a great sample size. >> greg: do you buy this? >> i guess, i don't know. their heads don't move? >> greg: yeah. >> let's watch friend to respond first and i will way in. >> greg: you have no opinion? >> on if i had moving -- >> greg: yeah. >> i think if there's a knife in the teeth, that's a bigger signal to me, you know. >> greg: that's good, that's good. kat, i was thinking about how when you watch tiktok you see the crazy ladies, their eyes -- their head is like completely stock and their eyes are bulging, their face is frozen, they are shouting at you about something, but could that just be a reverse correlation that like tiktok forces people to do

that as opposed to those people do it on tiktok? i don't know. >> i think people are different on tiktok then i rl. >> greg: thank you. >> but i also think the study is useless because you will never notice if a psychopath is moving their head or not because you are going to be so is he being charmed by them. like every psychopath i've ever met was like the nicest weed as percent to me. i'm like oh, they are doing that because they want to ruin my life. >> greg: hey-mac you notice how much kat was moving her head? just a try to throw us off. >> greg: did it again! >> look at her! >> this is not a fair judge because i have such a fun ponytail. i hate to give that away to all the psychopaths watching but if you don't want to be found out, put in a fun ponytail and then you will want to move it all around. >> greg: that's true. overcompensation, joey. if you are a psychopath you just

move your head more, it a ponytail. >> yeah. i'm not in that phase, i'm not ready to transition. we haven't made it there yet. trump might still win, there's still hope. listen, i know a trap when i see one and i don't know if i look like the kind of guy that just walks on booby-traps to you, but i don't think partaking in this topic is the best thing for me. if you were going to ask my dad he would say you can tell a woman is crazy buy if she is breathing. >> greg: that is so sexist. >> he's dead, don't get mad. whatever. if you watch monty python the holy grail, it's if a woman ways the same as a dock. or wait, that's a witch. i don't know. i'm kind of with kat, the more psycho someone is, the less you can figure it out. the whole premise of the study is tell if they are a psychopath or just a really rotten person. it's like you really need to know one or the other?

>> greg: just a away,. kennedy, is there an ideal amount of turns per minute someone should be doing? >> i thought that was annoying. like oh my god how are you. you are so interesting and i'm so normal! that would be very distracting but i read this and i'm like i have a herniated disk in my neck and sometimes my neck seizes up so i got really self-conscious like to people think i'm a psychopath? really i'm in agonizing pain. do you have any a leave? >> greg: no i don't. >> that would be great. >> greg: but the massage later, from three to five. coming up, more hilarity remains

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did? joey? you can say me, it's okay. but anybody else? >> i was laying in the hospital bed, 2010, punctured lung, my legs were gone. i turned on and there was a show redeye and i thought, you know, i want to hang out with that guy one day, maybe even call him a friend. i don't know. that's all of got. beat me to it. >> greg: what about you, kennedy? you not only met famous people, you've dated famous people. >> well, greg, i don't like to be a break art but yes, you are right. when i was in middle school through junior high, junior high and high school i was abscessed with david letterman and i finally got to meet david letterman, i got to be on his show. we did not date so much as --

>> greg: was not a good experience for you on letterman? >> no, he was very cold and mean. i was so excited to meet him and i had built him up to be, you know, this towering perfect funny broadcaster and it was a little disappointing. isn't that sad? >> greg: see how different it is with me? >> yeah, you are so warm. [ laughter ] >> greg: you don't know me. all right, have you ever met anybody famous? well actually i want to know have you ever met some buddy famous that you wanted to meet? >> somebody famous? i met chris hansen. that was not -- that was not under good -- >> greg: that was a surprise. >> david, what's with the mike's hard lemonade? >> it was in a well appointed

kitchen. >> someone i wanted to meet? no, i'm blanking. i don't know. >> greg: you know what i like about you, you do get the rundown beforehand, but you don't waste your time reading up or thinking about... i'm just going to wing it. >> and it always almost works out. that's the beauty of it. >> greg: kat, you have so many to choose from. >> so doctor drew. i always wanted to meet doctor drew. i know they say don't meet your heroes and we didn't know we go go on vacation with him and his wife. >> greg: that would qualify as stocking. >> no, i'm invited. i'm invited actually. not everybody goes places they aren't invited to with binoculars like you do. >> greg: i'm going to go with a safe one, lee majors. >> you met lee majors?

>> greg: yeah, i met him a couple of times. he watches the shows. he did a segment on one of the first "gutfeld!" shows. teaching me how to dress. but i adored him growing up. >> with inflation it's a hundred million-dollar man. >> greg: with inflation that joke is worthless. >> greg: i feel bad now. the inflation joke. the even made that -- by the way, i knew the six million-dollar man so well that they made that joke on six million-dollar man when he thought the other bionic man played by monte markham and lee majors goes how much did it cost and he goes $7 million and they both look at each other and go "inflation." there you go.

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legend. i believe this suspends you know it's on youtube. >> you say it was the 1 special and a terrible audience. why did you not do like 3 and pick 1 like normal people do. is it that expensive to rent a camera? >> no but it's expensive to rent the theatre and i was paying for mean there needs to be more disbelief her odds right. like that's outrageous. how could that be. even this crowd right you have to walk them through everything. >> your show really captured your charm and charisma.

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