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Discussion of all things Hilaria Baldwin, Alec Baldwin's wife. Also known as Hillary Hayward-Thomas. Also known as "The Grifter" or "Brand-thrax." Rachel Dolezal walked so Hilaria could run.


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Will Daddy Bang Bang get his pants hemmed for his court appearance?

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Xandy feels no responsibility ...no remorse for the state of his trousers.

Someone else made them and forced him to buy them.

Xandy is not accountable for the failures of others.

u/SuddenDragonfly8125 avatar

His lawyers are going to tell him what to wear. And because there's a chance he could go to prison, he'll shut up and listen. I think he's really nervous.

I love you calling him a daddy Bang Bang!!!🥳

Will his loving, supportive, long-suffering señora wear fishnets & a micro mini? Pleather leggingos with slippers? Daisy Dukes with 90’s fvck-me platforms? A 1980’s stone-washed fake denim jumpsuit? A Care Bear or Strawberry Shortcake sweatsuit from the I-know-no-pop-culture icon? An Empathy sweatshirt that makes you walk like a linebacker?

So many options… I don’t know what they wear to la Corte in her cultura upbringing? 🤷‍♀️

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Hillary could have an example before her eyes, four days a week, of a beautifully dressed, expensively “touched up,” made-up, and coiffed, devoted spouse of nearly twenty years, sitting anxiously in the front row at the trial—right there in Manhattan!—of the world’s most famous criminal defendant, except…

…Except she’s never been to court. Never mind.

🤭 👍 😂

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u/RoadtripReaderDesert avatar

Excuse me, excuse me - How dare you! Can't you see Aleek is 7ft tall, a stud and well dressed huh, it's just reddit trash that has this illusion of dragging pants.

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u/TrolleyCar avatar

Will he wear the same shitty pair of worn out loafers, or will Larry let him dip into her Moncler budget to get some new ones?

u/_TalkingIsHard_ avatar

Special edition courtroom Florsheims 🤣

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These Florsheim Limited Edition Courtroom Loafers will definitely make their appearance.

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Well played 😂

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