I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow, I'm drunk and dirty, dontcha know?And I'm still willin'And I was out on the road late at night, I seen my pretty Alice in every headlightAlice, Dallas AliceAnd I been from (Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonopah)(Driven every kinda rig that's ever been made)(Driven the backroads so I wouldn't get weighed) And if you give me (weed, whites and wine and you show me a sign) (I'll be willin') to be movin'Well, I been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleetHad my head stoved in but I'm still on my feetAnd I'm still willin'Smuggled some smokes and folks from MexicoBaked by the sun every time I go to Mexico and I'm stillAnd I been from (Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonopah)(I've driven every kinda rig that's ever been made)(Driven the backroads so I wouldn't get weighed)And if you give me (weed, whites and wine and you show me a sign)(I'll be willin') to be movin'