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Love animation to bits. It was a big part of my life as a child, especially Disney, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera and Tom and Jerry, and still love it as a young adult, whether it's film, television or cartoons. Actually appreciate it even more now, having more knowledge of the different animation styles and directors and what work went into them.

'Joshua and the Promised Land' looked terrible, the cover alone was unappetising, and the reviews and low rating lowered my expectations even more. Saw it anyway because the Old Testament stories interest me despite not being particularly religious and as said animation is still held in very high regard by me and would see anything animated regardless of animation style, studio or budget.

Even with the low expectations, 'Joshua and the Promised Land' turned out to be even worse than expected. Am usually very generous when it comes to animation, but there is a lot of bad ones out there and 'Joshua and the Promised Land' is for me and many others down there with the all-time worst.

First off the animation is hideous, down there with the worst of Video Brinquedo, Spark Plug Entertainment and Dingo Pictures as some of the all-time worst. Everything looks static and blocky, the colours are flat and lifeless, the characters look ugly and even creepy, the movements are just weirdly aimless (some of it like moving in slow motion) and attention to detail isn't there at all. The sound is bizarre and cheapens the already ill-fitting music.

Writing is juvenile, awkward-sounding and repetitive, children and adults alike will feel their intelligence levels being significantly lowered due to the excessive way the writing and storytelling insults it. The story is paper thin and tends to not go very far if anywhere, the very few times it's cohesive it is unbelievably stupid.

Characters are irritating and with not much development or personality, there is nothing here to allow one to like them let alone root for them. The voice acting has no emotion or energy, and the unintentional creepiness it has is really disconcerting.

Overall, extremely cheap and irredeemably awful even when judging it with an open fair mind and fairly low expectations. 1/10 Bethany Cox

I guess it would be unfair for me to say that everything about this movie was awful, even though it was. It did entertain me with how utterly stupid it was! Still, it's a terrible movie and easily one of the worst animated films of all time. I admit to having forgotten about Joshua from the Bible. I guess this didn't want me to go back and read it. This movie features everyone as lions for some reason. It starts with a lion family in a modern setting arguing. Then, some angel or something teleports the lion Joshua to take on the persona of Joshua, Moses' disciple. I "think" that's what happens, but it's hard to understand.

The CGI in this is probably the worst I have ever seen in my entire life. The details are downright awful. There is absolutely no imagination in this film in the least. We keep seeing this pink animal thing wearing a bow tie. He then goes into the movie or something. I think this is authentic to what the Bible says, but it doesn't matter. The lip movements are horrendous as well. I can't even critique the voice acting because I was so distracted by how hideous this film looked. I only saw it because so many people on the Internet have reviewed it.

You know what? I'm glad I did! I was laughing so hard watching people make of this! Everything looks so terrible it's hard for me to even describe it. I can't say see it for yourself, unless you want to be amused by how dumb it is. The final enemies look like demons. I'm surprised TheMysteriousMrEnter hasn't looked into this. I think even the people at Wikipedia are too ashamed to have an article on it! This is obscure for a great reason. I'm surprised it has a rating as high as 3.7 here. Watch "The Gospel Of John" to see a truly wonderful Bible movie released just a year before. *

This movie is so incredibly bad, that it caused the Great Depression. After seeing this movie, people's faith in companies to provide quality products plummeted. This caused almost every business to go bankrupt, as no one was buying their products. People also lost faith in the banks, as they put so much money into this movie that they had no money to pay back the citizens. This threw the U.S economy into a downward spiral, and left the country in ruins. Overall, I would say that we burn all physical copies of the DVD to get rid of the memories of this tragic time period.

No, seriously. The whole things looks like it was a unfinished rush job, or done by amateurs. Then again, even amateurs can do a somewhat better job than the people behind this film. The character models look unfinished, lacking fur textures and emotions. And the voice acting sounds lame and uninspiried, as the people doing the voices seem to be uninspired and doing this only for the sake of a paycheck. If anyone wants a good Bible movie for kids, ignore this and watch something like Prince of Egypt or one of the VeggieTales videos.

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I don't like this film, THE ANIMATION IS TERRIFYING. HORRIBLE 1/10.

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Sure it's absolutely awful, but that's what makes it funny.

Ugly movie is bad because it have nor shrek of cory in it ever . it so bad that my sister got an aid from it butt i am fine with it because she is bad like this movie

I just love how bad it is it gives laughs i just love it for how bad it is

This movie was decent until i actually started watching it. This movie made me cry, and not because it was emotional, but because of not only the god awful, horrible, student film quality looking animations, but i was so sad about the 55 minutes of my life that i will never get back, that i am 90% sure that i contracted chronic depression. This movie's voice acting sounded like Gary Busey with a sinus infection. And what self-righteous 40 year old kindergarden student at the school of animation, thought to themselves, "Oh you know what would be clever? My last name is Lion, so lets make all the characters lions!" This movie looks like somebody decided to make lugaru into a movie and somehow used even worse quality character models than that. Overall this movie is the bane of my existance and i would rather chew gum i found on the bottom of a desk than watch it again.

The animation is just...



horrifically bad!

But I gave it a two, because two seems generous enough.

Not the worst thing I ever seen...since I did end up finding something EVEN WORSE than this, but as a Baptist...even I would not show this to children in Sunday school...well, I'm assuming it was supposed to be meant for children (remembering the "adultry" line, and a certain deleted scene). Even if this whole movie was done by one guy for 4 years...within those 4 years there could have been some sort of improvement in this animation, but the ENTIRE MOVIE looks terrible from start to finish. The character designs are terrible, the backgrounds are terrible, the movements are "ugh", the voice acting is terrible and loud a lot of times (kept turning my damn tv down), the editing is terrible, and the story...the story is not terrible as it is based off one of the greatest Bible stories of all time, but it was executed very poorly. The Prince of Egypt is a way better Biblical animated movie to watch as it more kid-friendly, way better animated, and an even more expanded conflict that not only involved Moses freeing the Hebrews, but also meaning becoming his brother's enemy. Joshua is not actually in that movie, but it still pretty much gets its point across. "Joshua and the Promised Land" works for a punishment movie for bad children.

So...i've not watched the whole movie cause it made me roll my eyes in the back of the skull. so this is what people call a... D U M P S T E R F I R E...i cannot stand this movie after 2 minutes and i turned it down...it burned my eyes.

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The only reason why I watched this is because of Saberspark







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Step 1: Go on YouTube/Get Joshua and the Promised land on DVD Step 2: Watch the movie Step 3: Cry for another 50 minutes because you wasted 50 minutes on this garbage Step 4: Profit!

Tl;dr, Well that movie was 53 minutes of my life I'm never getting back..

I'd be lying if I said this movie was good. It's amazing! From the stunning animation to the top notch voice acting, nothing about this movie has any flaws. I recommend watching this every day of your life. I'm sure it'll make you happy.

So, I've seen knockoff movies, like Ratatoing, The Little Panda Fighter, and that sort of garbage. But Joshua and the Promised Land just takes the cherry on top of the crap sundae. There is literally NO saving grace other than the fact I had fun with some friends making fun of it. And I consider Ratatoing BETTER than Joshua and the Promised Land. Heck, Gaither's Pond is better! I'm not joking. Avoid watching this at all costs and if you find a copy of the movie, break it immediately. It has nothing worth for it.

Graphics: ps2 videogame in 2001 , characters: 2001 , nice movie kid. rating it 10000000000/10