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Anyone else remember the classic PlainTalk (MacinTalk text-to-speech) characters? It's like they've been wiped from the face of the earth!

r/VintageApple - Anyone else remember the classic PlainTalk (MacinTalk text-to-speech) characters? It's like they've been wiped from the face of the earth!
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u/Torley_ avatar
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This screenshot is from this book.

Very odd there's so much other retro-Mac info out there, but I could only find a few references to the PlainTalk voices that were showcased on the Quadra 660AV/840AV and early PowerPC era. The older MacinTalk voices have more recorded history, like this video. But I haven't found one yet for the PlainTalk-onwards generation.

They weren't just voices, they also had animated little "avatars".

Here's another quaint historical article, no pics tho.

Would appreciate memories from anyone else who remembers these characters!

u/ahandle avatar

I recall hearing Steve hated them and canned them ASAP. Especially the whispery one.

u/wave_design avatar

Can't say I blame him, given how poorly Clippy was being received at the time.

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“The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight from a fast approaching train”

“Pssst! You! Yeah you! Who do you think I’m talking to, the mouse?”

“Congratulations you just won a sweepstakes and you don’t have to pay income tax again…”

u/makingwaronthecar avatar

The avatars are gone, but the voices still exist. If you go into the Accessibility settings, you can access a whole pile of voices, including the original MacinTalk ones. Most languages have "male" and "female" voices, but American English also has a "novelty" section for voices like "Bells".

u/a3poify avatar

I didn't realise until recently that they're available on iOS too!

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u/IAmWeary avatar

I prefer the talking moose.

u/WhyteBeard avatar

A Møøse once bit my sister

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge—her brother-in-law— an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

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I do remember those, OP! They were actually fun to activate and have them as a companion on your desktop for a while.

u/MacSquawk avatar

I remember these guys looking at me and moving around a bit. Even back then it didn’t sell the idea that the computer was any more intelligent than an electric typewriter. Having to learn or figure out what it would accept as a question got old fast.

After all these years technology is almost at the stage a commercial product might pull off the promise these were selling. To be able to tell a computer to do something for you without you having to make it happen yourself.

u/JollyRoger8X avatar

The drawings are gone, but at least some of the voices still live on. Try some of these in a terminal window:

say --voice "Zarvox" "This is a test"
say --voice "Albert" "This is a test"
say --voice "Ralph" "This is a test"

You can view a list of all voices with:

say --voice '?'
u/barrydennen12 avatar

I remember a Marvin when we first got our LC630, but after running an update we had the usual Fred, Whispers, Pipe Organ, etc, etc.

u/eldofever58 avatar

I forgot all about the images, but was pleasantly surprised to find the voices still exist on my M2 MBA.