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The fact that the thought even crossed your mind...
I know, I'm a terrible person!
Not moving until moo moves!
I have a tuxedo and when that happens I usually start talking about snacks and treats to wake him up.
The worst kind
An irredeemable one
History’s greatest monster
Wtf is wrong with u for even suggesting or thinking about it. Clearly written rules in r/cathostages, u sit still til they get up. No exceptions! *edit spelling
The question is what kind of monster will he be if you wake him..lol.
It would be unforgivable, you would need to be executed :/
Why would you WANT to move to begin with?