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Platform 9¾ is a nice place for reunions.
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What if Tom Riddle's diary never finds its way into Hogwarts?
Astrea Malfoy strikes up an unusual friendship with a boy trapped in a magical object in the years before Voldemort's return. What seems like salvation from her isolation is merely the first step of Voldemort spinning his web around the unsuspecting girl.Will she find her way out or end up sharing the fate of all toys that have been played with too much - boring.
A tale of secrets, love, devotion, manipulation and two broken souls latching onto each other to save themselves from their endless loneliness.
A monster, a diary, a locket - and a girl.
One sees the promise of adventure and knowledge beyond her wildest dreams in her future - the other is merely bored and seeks to pass his time before taking his rightful place as leader of the world.
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harriet finds a white snake in the grass. She quickly befriends the poor, lonely creature.
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Harriet Potter did not expect to find herself faced with Voldemort's giant snake when she follows Bathilda Bagshot to her home on Christmas Eve after many exhausting weeks on the run.
But what if she can't escape this time?
What if Voldemort knows something that makes her that much more precious to him?
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Something had been taken from him, and it sat between the legs of the man who was now stepping from the cauldron and holding out his arms, eyes on Harry’s as Wormtail wrapped a cloak around him, hiding the monstrosity of those two pricks from sight.
Horror lanced through him, just as acute as pain, but Harry could not cry. Had that been taken from him, too?In the graveyard, Voldemort doesn't just take Harry's blood. What he doesn't expect is for the flesh shared between them to reveal an even deeper secret that surprises them both, and though Harry doesn't understand it, Voldemort is eager to take advantage. But that doesn't mean Harry will go willingly.
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Less Romantic but More Effective by evaleon70 for CloverWoodss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Apr 2024
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Hermione realizes Harry is a horcrux in the Forest of Dean. Harry decides to mock Voldemort about it, and somehow things get better for everyone from there.
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A valentine's day story written for CloverWoodss who wanted a fic of Voldemort sending Harry a dick pic. -
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Harry is kidnapped and raised by Voldemort, his magic absorbed through near constant blood magic rituals to keep make him stronger and appear human.
He is seven years old when he receives a special set of knives from Father, wants to give as much as he can, he enjoys the love he gets in return.
Voldemort wants to have everything.Series
- Part 1 of The Bloodied Tower
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Ten years ago, in the name of world peace, Harry Potter signed his hand away to Lord Voldemort, Dark Lord of the British Isles, Saviour of the Realm.
If Harry had known he would spend his days serving as the man's bodyguard and personal stud... He would have asked Dumbledore to include protection against retaliation in the form of sexual objectification.
Alas. Marriage may be about compromise, but for Harry, it's about the utility value of bells, his face on a limited-edition teacup, and the anniversary party of the millennia.
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Commiserate with Harry on his journey of love, self-discovery, and lots of sex. (Seriously. There's a lot of it. This Voldemort bloke is insatiable.)
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and i feed on the fear that's behind your eyes by screamingmandrakes for OkeyDokeyLackey, maple94
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Mar 2024
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“Death would have been a kinder fate.” She said.
A shrill laugh echoed her words, this time of his own. She winced, fingers clenching around the bed sheets. This wasn't Voldemort's wrath—no, Hermione knew that all too well. The red of his eyes flickered, lit with humor she felt no need to be privy to.
"You remain precisely as my memory recalls," he smiled as if it was a comfort shared between them. Hermione’s grip on the sheets tightened and she could feel her knuckles go white with the force of it.
“I know nothing of death, my dear. And neither will you.”
(A sequel to 'Clever Little Mudblood')
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- Part 2 of Clever Little Mudblood
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任何一位黑魔王统治下的不列颠巫师都会确信：魔法界正在用尽一切手段确保麻瓜不会污染一丝带有魔力的空气，但是少有人知道魔法伦敦的新入口就藏在西敏寺的圣玛丽雕像门。
晴天下午两三点的时候，阳光会透过玫瑰窗中间的圆孔洒在中庭，门口抱着圣婴的玛丽亚是温暖的灿金色；等到夜晚最后一丝月光降临的时候，雕像门上的耶和华和众天使低下头紧闭双眼，泛着金属光泽的玛丽亚变成一位象牙雕的青年，他戴着冬青花冠，垂泪望着膝上血肉模糊的婴儿。眼睛下方的泪珠滴落时，身后通往魔法界的入口就会打开。
对麻瓜世界稍有认知的人会马上认出，这是哀悼基督的造型。然而在垂泪圣母一样的青年膝上重生的不再是救世主，而是一个时代的终结，是黑魔王永生的开端。
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After being thrown back in time, Harry adjusts well enough. He finds a flat. He finds a job. He comes to terms with his new existence. Despite everything, 1948 isn’t that different to home. For the time being, until he can find his way back, he has everything he needs.
Then his heat hits. Slowly and then all at once, Harry finds out that 1948 is nothing like home at all.
It’s a good thing he’s recommended some help to ease the way.
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[PODFIC] Dream to Keep You by Soulseeker (Laserswordtraining)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2024
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Both have been fantasizing about having sex after the graveyard scene during the third task. Voldemort breaks into Privet Drive to fuck Harry while he’s asleep to claim him. Harry is awake and wants it, but he thinks he’s dreaming.
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Doubt it's going to change what we are inside by Soulseeker (Laserswordtraining)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2024
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Drugged with a lust potion by Sirius, it makes Harry in need of someone he was attracted to that he knew he shouldn’t have been, however it doesn't work out in Sirius' favour. Aware of what's happened to him, Harry visits Voldemort, determined to use this situation to his advantage to discover what this 'weapon he didn't have last time' is. Upon Harry harming himself to reach Voldemort, he discovers Harry's his horcrux, and is pleased to see him craving Voldemort's touch.
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Dream to Keep You by Soulseeker (Laserswordtraining)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2023
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Both have been fantasizing about having sex after the graveyard scene during the third task. Voldemort breaks into Privet Drive to fuck Harry while he’s asleep to claim him. Harry is awake and wants it, but he thinks he’s dreaming.
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the aching kiss before i feed by wolf antlers (space_adventures) for cannibalinc
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2023
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Voldemort must marry a vampire prince to secure an alliance.
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ovoviviparous by eleven_eaves for cannibalinc, MrMxLemons
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2023
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In which Voldemort captures Harry at the Final Battle, and immediately puts him to use as an incubator.
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When Harry Potter presents as an omega long after the rest of his classmates, he's prepared to deal with it. It's strange, but it means that he has a mate out there meant just for him!
Of course, it's his bad luck that that mate is Voldemort. A possessive Voldemort, giving out the most reassuring scent, a scent Harry aches for. No one can blame him for giving into it... just a little... right? Magic Made Him Do It.
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- Part 5 of Explicit Harry Potter PWPs
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Two sugars no cream by Soulseeker (Laserswordtraining)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2023
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Voldemort lets Harry ride him, he’s apparently too desperate to wait until his work is done.
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I will follow you into the dark by evaleon70 for queasy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Nov 2023
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Harry loves a good horror book, and this new one about a monster called Voldemort is now his favorite. Unknowingly, he calls out to the shadowy entity, and gains the monster's full attention and appetite.