The Funniest 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure' Quotes
With so many science fiction comedy films out there, the best Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure quotes prove why it is one of the greatest. Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter star as two slackers who travel through time to complete their history class project. With hilarious one-liners, memorable lines, and astoundingly good Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie quotes, it's easy to see why this is one movie that has stood the test of time.
What lines do you think are the best Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure quotes? Vote for the most excellent quotes you still recite to this day.
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Welcome to the Future
Rufus: Hi, welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you it's great here. The air is clean, the water's clean, even the dirt, it's clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you this place is great! But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the two great ones, ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two on the correct path, the basis of our society will be in danger. Don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.
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Iron Maiden
Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
[They air guitar.]
Evil Duke: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!
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He Didn't Even Card Us
[Bill and Ted get served beers in a saloon.]
Ted: Whoa. He didn't even card us, dude.
Bill: Yeah, we have to remember this place.
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Circle-K
Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
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Shut Up, Ted
Ted: Your stepmom's cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
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Twinkie
Ted: Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan? Say please! Mmmm...
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Sigmund Freud
Police Psychiatrist: I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
Sigmund Freud: Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?
Police Psychiatrist: Why do you keep asking me these questions?
Sigmund Freud: Tell me about your mother.
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We're You
Bill: Who are you guys?
Future Ted: We're you, dude.
Ted: No way. No... way.
Future Ted: Yes way.
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69
Ted: OK wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?
Bill, Ted: 69, dudes.
Bill, Ted: Whoa.
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Bogus
Bill: Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant. Ah, Ted, don't be dead, dude.
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Fourscore and Seven Minutes Ago
Abraham Lincoln: Fourscore and... Seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
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A Most Serious Turn
Ted: Bill?
Bill: What?
Ted: I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn.
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That's Us
Bill: So-cratz: "The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing."
Ted: That's us, dude.
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Your Music
Rufus: You see, eventually your music will help put an end to war and poverty. It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony, allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life, from extraterrestrial beings to common household pets. And... it's excellent for dancing.
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Personages of Historical Significance
Bill: Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?
