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Mbappe laughing about it is foreshadowing
Mbappe to Germany confirmed
Mboffman
Kilyaus Mbaperr
Kaiser Mbappé
This has no business being as funny as it is
Karl Mbüpper
Sounds like a name you'd give to the local ganja dealer
As you should, he’s bringing you to the German Irish bar after our Sunday league game haha.
mbatteboi
Lol
Kilian Mombapper
Kilian Mappe
Broski would be executed for treason if he did that. Macron might even nuke Germany as well lol
Julian Nagelsmann to Real Madrid
“He’s gonna level you like that everyday in training”
Don't know why but I find it wholesome/strangely satisfying to watch players and managers of the opposite sides having a laugh together ♥️
I mean it's should be a "friendly" game
Isn’t it pretty clear why one would find “opponents” getting along together more wholesome than people who are on the same team?
I think the key word was manager, I know what they probably meant. Like a manager of the opposing team helping the player up from a challenge, or handing them the ball.
Understood, but the same logic still applies if team = players and managers. If anything it can be argued it's even more understanding since managers need to be more composed for their job, and aren't necessarily in the thick of the game and emotions (yes, even Klopp and Simeone)-- meaning they're not getting their heart-rate up in the same way running around.
"you're joining these dumbfucks next season"
You best start believing in power of friendship mr. Turtle
He is probably bemused at Tchouameni's touch. Mbappe had better control when he was 5.
Foreshadowing of what?
Mbappe to the German national team confirmed
Nagelsmann to Madrid confirmed
I think he was laughing because Nagelsmann got a Yellow card
Great foreskinning
"Dude what's up with your future teammates?"
Carlo Ancelotti is not amused
🤨
The likeness is uncanny
That's his happy face
friendly fire
Definitely….need assistance!
Mbappe watching on thinking he wants a piece of this Madrid action
“Those are my supposed teammates lol”
WTF was that heavy touch by Tchouameni though
Probably why Kroos engaged that hard as well.
yeah, you see someone mess up and you know you can just spring on them.
That's called a pressing trigger
That touch is more than a pressing trigger, it’s an invitation to get crunched
A pressing trigger is an action by the opposition that you have agreed as a team you will press. This is just a player reacting to a bad touch with a hard tackle cause his mate got tackled just before.
I know that in my mind but i always suck at doing that when defending, i either commit when they still have control or fail to commit fast enough when they fucked up.
That’s why u don’t have 5 champs
It depends at level and your instincts, if you play Sunday leagues, just figure out your own strengths and weaknesses, if seeing their opportunity is not your strength look at what you can do best, sometimes it is just solidly not committing and keeping them from having easy ways past you.
That's was EA calls "pressure on heavy touch"
It's a Tchouameni trademark
so careless by tchou
Who's getting booked on the touchline here?
Nagelsmann
For laughing. Germans are not supposed to do that.
Can't stop us.
Well you usually stop yourselves
Pretty sure nagelsmann went for some banter against the ref, cause he’s letting a lot of room for (let’s say) heavy contact. Normally a great decision but I feel like in a friendly you could run a bit of a more strict line to prevent I injury’s.
Great tackle
Friendly fire!
It’d be good if the camera was in the stadium rather than in the apartment block overlooking the pitch
Im out the loop wasn't he retired from international play? Any tips on how he maintained his hairline after hitting 33?
somehow kroos returned
This fucking line gives me PTSD
It's really as simple as those three words bringing such an overwhelming feeling of disappointment.
THEY FLY NOW
Kroos kind of forgot about the retirement
Both of you, straight to hell
Pulled the esports retirement
Aaah Germany will win euro, poor england football never coming home /s
Whats the sarcasm?
would actually be kind of insane if Kroos comes out retirement, wins the euros with Germany, and then retires again
if that actually happend:
kros "this how you do it noob now do it without me. now let me retired again for playing mind game with perez so i can retired at RM"
You couldn't live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me -Toni Kroos probably
No. Please no. Why would you say that. that line is cursed! It makes me want to jump off buildings.
He retired but came back
33 ain't that old bro
Tell that shit to my hairline :/
Finasteride to keep what you have and then get a hair transplant. Sadly the only rescue for us... the miracle solution just won't arrive. :(
Be careful with the hair transplants. A buddy got one to conceal his receding hairline and it looked awful initially. Really... uniform and straight lines on the edges. Now it looks okay from the front, but you realise that behind the artificially thickened area it is thinning. Hopefully not too much more, or he'll 'have' to do something about it...As in, further work and expense. His call, and he's not poor by any metric, but tbh I was surprised he didn't just go the shaved head with beard route as it'd have looked good on him and he already has the beard. One upside is that at least he is noticeably taller than average, so at least fewer people will notice the crown and surrounds.
Minoxidil? I’ve been using it for almost 3 months and I can already see baby hairs but still a long way to go
He very clearly just didn't want to play in Qatar so he skipped it.
I respect the fuck out of him for that.
No, the german media forced him to retire by constantly shitting on him.
True that German media was shitting on him, but he retired because he wanted to spend more time with the family and also stay fit for Real Madrid. Now, as he's still playing at the top level, he thought how cool it would be if his children see him play for Germany, so he came back. Obviously, Nagelsmann, being the coach, also played a big role.
Obviously also play a tournament in Germany. Maybe creating another "Sommermärchen"
Apparently, "Euro tickets are too expensive, if DFB won't pay for it, then I'll come back."
He was welcomed back with open arms. And regarding the hair: probably money and german genes
As a German:
German genes aren't great in the hair loss department
Sebastian Vettel can confirm.