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'I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.' — Sensei Seagal
Ohhh, big tough guy telling us what we do and don’t want. Well then, come on tough guy, let’s see what you got.
All these mixed martial artists training their stand up game. Sensei knows that that’s their first mistake.
“Sit down, son”.
Coward
cmmon man, spill that wisdom all over this sub...
pssssssst-
No one cares 🤷🏻♂️
I read his last name as seagull every time. He'd probably steal my bread too.
OK.
Why not? Everyone knows he was a parody of the 80ies martial arts action star, and now he's a parody of himself, so a parody of a parody.
Parody2!
squarody
Well, that factorial is a bit redundant, since 2! = 2
Real
Of course we do! He's the greatest faux martial arts star of a generation!
Watch out, Seagal will limp-wristedly shoot you while sitting in a chair.
He also will be looking out the window and not at you.
I DO!
Im wondering who tf spawned a portal under my feet and sent me to this subreddit from r/brawlstars im heading back to r/brawlstars