國一第一課國文課文就是「國歌歌詞」。曾幾何時，國歌歌詞已經完全消失在生活中了。
後來，我總在升旗的時候發現一個有趣的現象：國歌音樂一播放下去，師長們一臉肅穆，國
歌唱得聲嘶力竭；學生們一臉莫名奇妙，要他們開口每個人都驚慌失措的。
終於有一天，校長跟生教組長都發火了，在司令台上發表了慷慨激昂的演說，一臉正氣的告
訴學生們唱國歌是多麼神聖、多麼嚴肅又重要的事情，要大家好好反省，並且再等下大聲唱出
來。
結果音樂放下去以後，全場還是鴉雀無聲。
我陪著學生在大太陽下被烤，他們每個臉上都寫著「無奈」兩個字。忍不住偷偷問了一下：
你們會唱國歌嗎？
有人點點頭。有人點了頭又搖頭，說知道音而已。有人大大大大的搖了頭。
「那你們知道歌詞嗎？」我再問。
這次倒是很整齊，大家一致的從左到右、從右到左的搖了頭。
回教室以後，我發下白紙，請他們把知道的國歌歌詞默寫下來，不知道的也盡量猜國字。每
個人都是一臉痛苦、拼拼湊湊出一系列超級詭異又讓人啼笑皆非的歌詞。
國歌歌詞只有短短十二行四十八個字，摘錄正確的如下：
「三民主義，吾黨所宗；
以建民國，以進大同。
咨爾多士，為民前鋒；
夙夜匪懈，主義是從。
矢勤矢勇，必信必忠；
一心一德，貫徹始終。」
結果學生的作品簡直是千奇百怪、殘破不堪，我受不了的跟他們說，「拜託！國父大概會被你
們氣的從墳墓裡爬出來吧！」
有人從三民主義就開始寫錯，寫成「神明」主「意」；這還好，有人開門見山就告訴我們「三
民主義，無黨所忠」，你說你說，你對得起國父嗎！
還有人寫「三民主義，五黨所忠」，問他哪五黨，還理直氣壯的算給我聽：國民黨、民進黨、
新黨...完全被打敗了!原來國父那麼未卜先知，還知道會有這麼多黨出現啊!
「咨爾多士」也是慘案連連，一堆人寫「吃耳朵是」，吃耳朵是什麼啊！XD 國父在歌詞中寫
這個也太深奧了！
最美的一句錯誤非「夙夜匪懈」莫屬了，很多人很有詩意的寫下「樹葉飛斜」，還有一個大天
兵寫著「夙夜匪洩」，這也太勇猛了，佩服佩服！（不過據他說明:是「從早到晚都不洩密」...
對不起，是老師思想不正XD）
「主義是從」可以寫成「祖孫失蹤」，難不成國歌歌詞還要幫忙協尋不成？
改啊改啊的，覺得國家沒希望了。參加世界級比賽一唱國歌都要感動到痛哭流涕的，現在居然
連字都寫得亂七八糟。
最慘，也讓我笑最久的是以下這張：
「三民主義，武當所宗。」（簡直太帥氣了！）
「以前民國，已經大同。」（請問現在是什麼世代ＸＤ）
「樹葉匪洩，主已失蹤。」（連主都出來了，我看你也該阿們了！）
ＰＳ：小插曲，後來發現實在! 不! 行，要求他們再默背國旗歌，「青天白日滿地紅」居然有人
寫「今天派自滿地猴」，媽媽咪啊，我真的輸了！>"<
果然是再次印證「前世殺錯人，今世教國文」啊！
不唱國歌的原因
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Re: 不唱國歌的原因
真得好笑....歐伊斯特拉夫.黃 寫:
還有人寫「三民主義，五黨所忠」，問他哪五黨，還理直氣壯的算給我聽：國民黨、民進黨、
新黨...完全被打敗了!原來國父那麼未卜先知，還知道會有這麼多黨出現啊!
「咨爾多士」也是慘案連連，一堆人寫「吃耳朵是」，吃耳朵是什麼啊！XD 國父在歌詞中寫
這個也太深奧了！
最美的一句錯誤非「夙夜匪懈」莫屬了，很多人很有詩意的寫下「樹葉飛斜」，還有一個大天
兵寫著「夙夜匪洩」，這也太勇猛了，佩服佩服！（不過據他說明:是「從早到晚都不洩密」...
對不起，是老師思想不正XD）
「主義是從」可以寫成「祖孫失蹤」，難不成國歌歌詞還要幫忙協尋不成？
改啊改啊的，覺得國家沒希望了。參加世界級比賽一唱國歌都要感動到痛哭流涕的，現在居然
連字都寫得亂七八糟。
最慘，也讓我笑最久的是以下這張：
「三民主義，武當所宗。」（簡直太帥氣了！）
「以前民國，已經大同。」（請問現在是什麼世代ＸＤ）
「樹葉匪洩，主已失蹤。」（連主都出來了，我看你也該阿們了！）
(不過,國快亡了,學唱國歌做什麼..... (眼汪汪) )
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That was the period of our lives when we had least contact. I wrote to Albus, describing, perhaps insensitively, the wonders of my journey, from narrow escapes from chimaeras in Greece to the experiments of the Egyptian alchemists. His letters told me little of his day-to-day life, which I guessed to be frustratingly dull for such a brilliant wizard. Immersed in my own experiences, it was with horror that I heard, toward the end of my year's travels, that another tragedy had struck the Dumbledores: the death of his sister, Ariana.
Though Ariana had been in poor health for a long time, the blow, coming so soon after the loss of their mother, had a profound effect on both of her brothers. All those closest to Albus - and I count myself one of that lucky number - agree that Ariana's death, and Albus's feeling of personal responsibility for it (though, of course, he was guiltless), left their mark upon him forevermore.
I returned home to find a young man who had experienced a much older person's suffering. Albus was more reserved than before, and much less light-hearted. To add to his misery, the loss of Ariana had led, not to a renewed closeness between Albus and Aberforth, but to an estrangement. (In time this would lift - in later years they reestablished, if not a close relationship, then certainly a cordial one.) However, he rarely spoke of his parents or of Ariana from then on, and his friends learned not to mention them.
Harry led them all back into the kitchen where wow gold, laughing and chattering, they settled on chairs, buy cheap wow dold, sat themselves upon Aunt Petunia's gleaming work surfaces, or leaned up against her spotless appliances; Ron, long and lanky; Hermione wow gold, her bushy hair tied back in a long plait lord of the rings gold; Fred and George, grinning identically; Bill, badly scarred and long-haired; Mr. Weasley, kind-faced, balding, his spectacles a little awry; Mad-Eye, battle-worn, one-legged, his bright blue magical eye whizzing in its socket; Tonks, whose short hair was her favorite shade of bright pink; Lupin, grayer, more lined; Fleur, slender and beautiful, with her long silvery blonde hair; Kingsley, bald and broad-shouldered; Hagrid, with his wild hair and beard WOW Power leveling, standing hunchbacked to avoid hitting his head on the ceiling; and Mundungus Fletcher, small, dirty, and hangdog, with his droopy beady hound's eyes and matted hair. Harry's heart seemed to expand and glow at the sight: He
felt incredibly fond of all of them, even Mundungus wow gold, whom he had tried to strangle the last time they had met. Harry looking for wow gold at the world...
Other quills will describe the triumphs of the following years. Dumbledore's innumerable contributions to the store of Wizarding knowledge, including his discovery of the twelve uses of dragon's blood, will benefit generations to come, as will the wisdom he displayed in the many judgments while Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot. They say, still, that no Wizarding duel ever matched that between Dumbledore and Grindelwald in 1945. Those who witnessed it have written of the terror and the awe they felt as they watched these two extraordinary wizards to battle. Dumbledore's triumph, and its consequences for the Wizarding world, are considered a turning point in magical history to match the introduction of the International Statute of Secrecy or the downfall of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
Though Ariana had been in poor health for a long time, the blow, coming so soon after the loss of their mother, had a profound effect on both of her brothers. All those closest to Albus - and I count myself one of that lucky number - agree that Ariana's death, and Albus's feeling of personal responsibility for it (though, of course, he was guiltless), left their mark upon him forevermore.
I returned home to find a young man who had experienced a much older person's suffering. Albus was more reserved than before, and much less light-hearted. To add to his misery, the loss of Ariana had led, not to a renewed closeness between Albus and Aberforth, but to an estrangement. (In time this would lift - in later years they reestablished, if not a close relationship, then certainly a cordial one.) However, he rarely spoke of his parents or of Ariana from then on, and his friends learned not to mention them.
Harry led them all back into the kitchen where wow gold, laughing and chattering, they settled on chairs, buy cheap wow dold, sat themselves upon Aunt Petunia's gleaming work surfaces, or leaned up against her spotless appliances; Ron, long and lanky; Hermione wow gold, her bushy hair tied back in a long plait lord of the rings gold; Fred and George, grinning identically; Bill, badly scarred and long-haired; Mr. Weasley, kind-faced, balding, his spectacles a little awry; Mad-Eye, battle-worn, one-legged, his bright blue magical eye whizzing in its socket; Tonks, whose short hair was her favorite shade of bright pink; Lupin, grayer, more lined; Fleur, slender and beautiful, with her long silvery blonde hair; Kingsley, bald and broad-shouldered; Hagrid, with his wild hair and beard WOW Power leveling, standing hunchbacked to avoid hitting his head on the ceiling; and Mundungus Fletcher, small, dirty, and hangdog, with his droopy beady hound's eyes and matted hair. Harry's heart seemed to expand and glow at the sight: He
felt incredibly fond of all of them, even Mundungus wow gold, whom he had tried to strangle the last time they had met. Harry looking for wow gold at the world...
Other quills will describe the triumphs of the following years. Dumbledore's innumerable contributions to the store of Wizarding knowledge, including his discovery of the twelve uses of dragon's blood, will benefit generations to come, as will the wisdom he displayed in the many judgments while Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot. They say, still, that no Wizarding duel ever matched that between Dumbledore and Grindelwald in 1945. Those who witnessed it have written of the terror and the awe they felt as they watched these two extraordinary wizards to battle. Dumbledore's triumph, and its consequences for the Wizarding world, are considered a turning point in magical history to match the introduction of the International Statute of Secrecy or the downfall of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.