The Best 'Two And A Half Men' Episodes
- 1March 30, 2009
Season 6, Episode 19
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
- 2
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
May 16, 2005Season 2, Episode 23
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
- 3March 6, 2006
Season 3, Episode 16
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
- 4November 12, 2007
Season 5, Episode 8
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
- 5December 11, 2006
Season 4, Episode 11
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
- 6
Smooth as a Ken Doll
April 9, 2007Season 4, Episode 19
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
- 7
Hi, Mr. Horned One
October 24, 2005Season 3, Episode 6
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
- 8November 14, 2005
Season 3, Episode 8
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
- 9
Just Like Buffalo
May 17, 2004Season 1, Episode 23
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
- 10
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
September 26, 2005Season 3, Episode 2
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
- 11March 2, 2009
Season 6, Episode 16
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
- 12January 5, 2004
Season 1, Episode 12
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
- 13October 8, 2007
Season 5, Episode 3
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
- 14November 10, 2008
Season 6, Episode 7
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- 15May 5, 2008
Season 5, Episode 17
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
- 16April 16, 2007
Season 4, Episode 20
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
- 17March 1, 2004
Season 1, Episode 18
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
- 18
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
September 19, 2005Season 3, Episode 1
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
- 19October 6, 2008
Season 6, Episode 3
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
- 20December 15, 2009
Season 7, Episode 11
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
- 21
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
January 11, 2010Season 7, Episode 12
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
- 22
Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
April 10, 2006Season 3, Episode 19
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
- 23
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
November 23, 2009Season 7, Episode 9
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
- 24
Springtime on a Stick
November 8, 2010Season 8, Episode 8
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
- 25March 22, 2010
Season 7, Episode 18
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
- 26January 12, 2009
Season 6, Episode 12
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
- 27November 24, 2008
Season 6, Episode 9
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
- 28
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
November 16, 2009Season 7, Episode 8
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
- 29
It's Always Nazi Week (1)
November 3, 2008Season 6, Episode 6
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.
- 30
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
May 9, 2005Season 2, Episode 22
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to ""waste it"". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.
