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An adorable group of talking baby-detectives travel to the deserts of Egypt to track down the naughty baby-criminal mastermind, "Big Baby," and his partner, the super-villain "Moriarty."
Baby Geniuses and the Treasures of Egypt
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Jon Voight Skyler Shaye Jaime Andrews Harry Rob Bruner Alyssa Brown Kaitlyn Brown Shayna Brooke Chapman Justin Coach Ethan Coach Nathan Grzesiak Kaylee Sudduth Ryley Sudduth Catalina Furra Finn Predeger Reid Predeger Kyle Bode Asher Farmer Brenden Farmer Christopher Bones Casey Graf Andy Pandini Dominic Burgess Beth Payne Kevin T. Bennett Joe King Savannah LeQuire Mikayla Shae Chapman Misaki Naomoto Tom Okamoto Show All…
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24 Jun 2014
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This might be a great, and even more effective, alternative to jail time. Being sentenced to 3 showings of the baby genius movie would sure deter crime.
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How much did they pay Jon Voight to star in this?? Well, at least it's better than National Treasure 2.
I think I need help. Why the hell am I watching this shit??
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Baby Geniuses and the Racial Stereotypes
Literally the exact same film: Same kids, same crappy green screen, same baby bullshit. The only difference is that John Voight has now doubled down on the racial stereotypes and is doing full blown Yellowface and Blackface. Maybe this is why Jolie doesn't have the greatest relationship with her Dad.
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Set in 1987, the series follows Jotaro Kujo and his comrades who have developed mysterious powers known as Stands. Jotaro, his grandfather Joseph Joestar and their allies, travel to Egypt in search of the evil and immortal vampire Dio Brando, now known solely as "DIO" to save Jotaro's mother Holly, whose Stand has awakened and threatens to consume her in 50 days. Meanwhile, DIO has commissioned a number of assassins with various types of deadly Stands to destroy them before they can reach him.
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I rewatched the first four just so that I could post them all as my last four watched on Twitter for Letterboxd Friday. I hate my fucking life.
